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*Meryl and Snake are still enjoying themselves and this goes on for a lonnnnngggg time. Long enough for Otacon to almost fully recover! Unfortunately for Meryl a lorry load of beer stops by the pub.*
Snake: *Drops Meryl like a stone* BEER!!!!!!!!!
Olga: BEER!!!!
Snake: If only it would smash, releasing the contents. *Has a very concentrated look on his face for a time.* Damn! I don't have the power to move things with my mind!!!
Olga: We always could just hijack it, think of the amount in there!
Snake: But that's bad! But it's so much beer! Oh my poor conflicted soul! Oh hell, I go with the beer!
Meryl: Well Snake we're having nothing to do with it!
Otacon: If you want to ring us on codec we won't be there!
Liquid: And if you ring me, I'll badly disguise myself as someone else and give you useless information!
Snake: Fine, Olga - looks like we're going this one alone...
Olga: When I said "we" I actually meant "you".
Snake Fine, I'm going it alone...
Wolf: *sighs* He doesn't stand a hope in hells chance...
*Snake sneaks up to the lorry and points his gun at the driver*
Snake: This is a hold up, give me the beer and no-one gets hurt!
Driver: Try it mate and see what happens!
Snake: I'm not joking here!!
*Snake shoots the driver in the gut, but the drivers' body fat rebounds the bullet into Snake. The driver then takes off*
Snake: Arghh!!! DAMN!!!
Meryl: Are you ok Snake?
Snake: *Reaches out towards the direction of the lorry that's now speeding away* Be-errrrr.....
Meryl: Er Snake, why don't you just go to the pub? You know he gives you free drinks.
Snake: Yeah! Because I'm so manly and strong!
Meryl: No because he wants you and your cardboard box obsession as far away as possible, I think he's worked out it's quicker for him just to serve you than go though your whining!
Snake: Alright! Pub it is!!!
*Snake and co. walk into the pub *
Raiden: Resist the urge!!! No can't it's too strong!
*Raiden starts dancing like the guy out of the Lynx advert*
Raiden: I like to party, uh uh, everybody doesssss!
Snake: * Chucks a few bottles at Raiden's head and when satisfied Raiden's bloody enough continues to drink...* Damned idiot boy!
*Later outsider after having been to the pub, Snake and Olga have had far too much to drink.*
Olga: *Slurred slumped on a very scared guy* You know? I'm really a boy, I think, I hope... I don't know really... and doess it matter!?
Snake: *Also slurred* When I first me- met youuuu Muryl, you reminded me of a young Mr T....
Meryl: *Looks confused for a second, then decides to take the insult and slaps him to the ground* Shut it!
Snake: Argh! Urgh I pity th' foo'! *Attention turns to a snake on the ground*
Otacon: No Snake! It's a defenceless creature!!! *Grabs end of the snake.*
Snake: But I want to eat it! *Grasps other end, a tug of war ensues with Snake being the winner*
Otacon: ......
Snake: Dinner is served! *Bites a chunk out of the Snake*
The snake: Ow! You frickin jerk, what do you think you're doing!?
Snake: .........
The snake: That really hurt, you butt muncher!
Snake: You ..can talk?
The snake: Take a think of how much beer you drunk genius!
Snake: I had one to start off with... then I ordered two more, makes 5 so far, then I had...um er....*Lets go of the snake in confusion. Continues drinking the bottles he's stashed away then everything becomes a blur, until...*
*In drive by casino wedding place*
Guy: Do you Snake, um Solid take Jack Sprat who eats no fat to be your lawfully wedded Wife?
Raiden: But I'm a guy!!???
Guy: Course you are luv...
Snake: Just gimme the free chips!
Meryl: You know it'd be a lot less embarrassing and expensive to just buy the chips!
Raiden: How dare you ruin our special day!!
Guy: Do you Jack-
Snake: -Yeah he does, get on with it!
Guy: Ok ok, you're now married, Jack, you can kiss the groom, that's if you really want to...
Snake: *Decks the guy, then passes out again* More beeeerrrrrr....
*Snake regains consciousness and remembers parts of what he did*
Snake: *Dramatically* NNNOOOOOoooooooooo!!
*Snake really wakes up this time*
Snake: Ah that was all a dream! *Embarrassed laugh* Heh heh, yeah funny dream... *Notices plastic ring on his finger* NNNOOOOooooooooo!!
Raiden: But Snake, being gay is "in"! And I should know about being trendy, check out these glasses! *Holds up a bright Orange pair of glasses*
Snake: *Snatches the glasses and beats Raiden with them* How could you guys let me?!?!
Otacon: Raiden looked so happy...
Meryl: It's not as if we could stop you...
Snake: *Grumpily* Ok we've set out to do what we wanted to do...Get wasted! I'm going home!!!
Otacon: Maybe you did, But I set out to see a weapons convention!
Raiden: I set out to see Graham Norton!
Snake: *Turns red in anger* Go HOME!! FREAK!
Raiden: Hmph, nice way to treat a new wife! You even beat me, I think I'm signing up to live in one of those protected shelters for women, you never loved me!!!! *Breaks down into tears*
Snake: Wh-
Raiden: NO don't even offer I already have a lift home!! That nice man said if I came in his car he'd give me some sweets..
Snake: What did I tell you about taking sweets off strangers?
Raiden: To do it?
Snake: Hell yeah! Have a nice time... Bye! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!
*A car door is heard slamming and a car driven by Vamp makes it's way past.*
Snake: Ok bye people! I'm trying to get some peace and quiet!!
Meryl: This is a street Snake!
Snake: Yeah and you're keeping me from sleeping!
Meryl: .....
Snake: Zzzzzz....