Disclaimer: I DONT OVENGEHJNFSAJGFIEWRNGEOWG...

Own DBZ, or pie. I wish I DID own pie, but alas, it is not so. Pie would be good right now, but I can't have any. If only-

Wizard Dude: Get on with it!
Medieval Troops: GET ON WITTH ITT!

Fine, fine.

Pan 4

From the bright light emerged a figure. This figure was muscular, medium height, and was 14 1/2 years old.
It was Gotenks.
Gotenks looked around, taking in the surroundings. He hadn't emerged since Buu, but no one remembered Buu.
He smelled pie.
Quickly, he sprung off the ground toward Vegeta. He was determined to stop him, the old crust.
"I WANT PIEEEE!" Vegeta screamed. Vegeta rushed toward the nearest pie stand, but there was none.
Gotenks fired an energy blast at Vegeta. It hit him, and there was a splat from where Vegeta was hit.
"RRRRrrrrrRRRR!" Vegeta rushed toward Gotenks. He hit him with a Pie Blast, and Gotenks flew into a Nacho Fast.
Gotenks, after hitting the Nacho Fast, was really pissed. They had gotten nacho cheese in his hair!
"You. YOU MADE MY HAIR STICKY! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS!!! AAAGGGHHH!!"
Gotenks went straight to SSJ3 in his anger. HE WAS MAD!
"Wait, this won't help. I have an idea." Gotenks reverted to regular form, picked up a pie, and went Super Saiya-jin as he took a bite out of it.

Gotenks' hair turned to meringue, and his eyes turned to pie filling. He... He was a Super Pie-Jin!
Gotenks slowly walked toward Vegeta, each step messier than the last. He just couldn't keep all of his power inside! It was flaming out in the form
of a Ki aura, but since it was pie filling, it splattered everywhere. He reached Vegeta, and stared him in the face. It had been a long day, starting with them playing DDR.
He just loved the fact that Vegeta was weakened by his love for pie. With these valuable thoughts in his grasp, he grinned, and punched Vegeta straight in the face.

Bad mistake.