Hilarious story
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Saiyuki!!!
Sanzo: Hey, SC, can you do a story that does NOT involve me pairing up with that bakasaru?
SC: This is the story, Sanzo. How many times do I have to tell you that?
Goku: Awww. I like pairing up with Sanzo.
Sanzo: Put a lid on it Goku!
SC: Well, I am going to start the story now. Places everyone!
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The foursome were at an inn playing poker when Hakkai suddenly asked a question
Hakkai: I have been thinking…
Goku: What Hakkai?
Hakkai: Have you ever noticed that Sanzo and Homura look alike?*whips out a sexy picture of Homura and a really, REALLY sexy picture of Sanzo*
Sanzo: Hey, where'd you get that?
Hakkai: It's a secret.*sticks his tongue out*
Gojyo: Hm…that's really true. Hey, Hakkai, where'd you get the picture of Homura?
Homura: Yeah, good question. Where'd you get my picture?
Hakkai: Homura! How long have you standing behind me?
Homura: Long enough.
Hakkai: I got it from Hakuryu. Even I don't know who he got it.
Goku: Say, Hakkai, when did you become interested in photography?
Hakkai: I don't know…
Gojyo: *looks at Homura's face and then to Sanzo's face* you're right, Hakkai. They do look alike.
Goku: Maybe they're somewhat related to each other…
Homura: Don't be silly, Goku. I never want to be related to Sanzo/Konzen neither to that Obaba up there.
Kanzeon: Who're you calling Obaba?!*hits Homura with Sanzo's harisen*
Homura: Ow!
Sanzo: Oi, kusobaba, give me back my harisen*snatches his harisen back from Kanzeon*
Goku: Homura, since when have you become a softie?
Homura: *flushes*?!
Fan girls of Homura: Hey, Goku! He's not a softie!!!*throws things at Goku*
Goku: Hey, Ow! Ow! OW!
Hakkai: *sweatdrops* Okaaay…this is getting a little bit out of hand…*sees the fan girls of Goku throwing things that they can get their hands on* opps*Docks a sink that was thrown by SC*
Sanzo: URUSAI! Can't I have any peace and quiet here?
Fan girls and SC: *glares at Sanzo*
Sanzo: Uh…I think not…
SC: That's a good boy now.
Gojyo: SC, when did you get here?
SC: Just a minute ago
Gojyo: Oh…
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SC: Well, that's the end of another story!!!
SC: Sorry cannot update It can't be true. Writer's Block!
Kanzeon: I am involved in the story…good
Homura: Thank you for letting me that thing over there Obaba…but the part of me getting hit by the head is a little harsh right?
Everybody else: Nope
Homura: ?!