Keiko-chan's Adventure With Kurama-chan and Kagome-chan Keiko-chan is sitting on a couch in her living room watching the Yuu Yuu Hakusho Keiko-chan: Damn you YUSUKE!!!!! Wake UP! Keiko-chan waves her fist around angrily Keiko-chan: You stupid.....I hate KEIKO! Keiko-chan mimics Keiko's lines in a taunting voice Keiko-chan: I HATE YOU KEIKO yusuke is MINE! Keiko-chan is startled by her door bell ringing Keiko-chan: Heh? Keiko-chan is so entranced in the movie that she picks up the phone Keiko-chan: Hello?........GO KURAMA give um a one two! No No HIEI..hello???....KUWABARA you IDIOT! NO Yu..Hey asshole! Keiko-chan glares at the phone and continues to yell at the screen Bodiless voices: KEIKO-CHAN! The door bell rings continuously Keiko-chan: Heh, heh oopsies SORRY guys Keiko-chan bolts off the couch and opens the front door Keiko-chan: Kagome-chan? Kagome-chan: Keiko-chan? Kurama-chan: shakes her head and slaps her forehead you two are impossible of course she is Keiko-chan Kagome-chan and of course she is Kagome-chan, Keiko-chan Keiko-chan, Kagome-chan: Whatever you say Kurama-chan! Kurama-chan glares at both of them Kagome-chan: Heh, heh oopsies um Kurama-chan you know we was just kidding right?? Kurama-chan's eye begins to twitch Keiko-chan: Hey Kurama-chan..????????? Kurama-chan's eye continues to twitch Keiko-chan: Hiei is on the television....you wanna watch Hiei?? Keiko-chan looks hopeful Kurama-chan's eye stops twitching and she twirls around the room singing "HIEI, HIEI MY LOVE" Kagome-chan: Ahhahahahahahahahahaha! Keiko-chan: tries to keep in her laughter you....look....just.....just....like...KUWABARA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kurama-chan's eye twitches again Kurama-chan: I am NOT KUWABARA!!!!! Keiko-chan: In a taunting voice Hiei, hiei my love! Kurama-chan blushes Kurama-chan: SHUT UP! Kagome-chan doubles over with laughter Kurama-chan: Its not funny you guys Keiko-chan stares at Kurama-chan blankly for a moment then doubles over with laughter Kurama-chan sticks out her tongue Kurama-chan: Oh yeah Kagome-chan at least Hiei isn't gay like Kurama Kagome-chan's eye twitches Kagome-chan: Kurama is NOT GAY! And Hiei is a Bisexual Kurama-chan: Ehehnaoooooooooooooo! Keiko-chan is in a fit of hysterics Kagome-chan, Kurama-chan: KEIKO-CHAN!!!!!!!! Keiko-chan: Wha...wha..what????? Kurama-chan glances at the television and plops on the couch Kurama-chan: YUU YUU!!!!!! Keiko-chan: Yeha I know I have been watching it all morning Kagome-chan: swoons I wish Kurama was real Kurama-chan: Yeah wouldn't it be cool if Hiei was real Kagome-chan: I said Kurama not Hiei Kurama-chan pouts Kurama-chan: What about Hiei and Yusuke Keiko-chan: Hey Yusuke is MINE! Kurama-chan: I know Keiko-chan I was just saying.. BOOOM.......CRASH.......OUCH.....DAMNIT! Kagome-chan: Wha..what was that? Kagome-chan, Kurama-chan attach themselves to Keiko-chan Kurama-chan: Your the oldest Keiko-chan that means that you have to protects us! Keiko-chan: Eh???? Keiko-chan looks down at the both of her friends whom are shivering from fright Keiko-chan: Dorks Keiko-chan attempts to get up but she seems to have a problem Keiko-chan: You know I don't mean to be rude or anything but..uh..GET OFF! Kagome-chan, Kurama-chan: EEEEEK BOOOM....BANG...GET...OFFF....MUHEEEE Kagome-chan, Kurama-chan: AHHHHHHHHHH! Keiko-chan jumps Keiko-chan: What the hell was that? IRON REV..muffle muffle INUYASHA! Keiko-chan looks at her friends quizzically Keiko-chan: You think?????? Kagome-chan: Inu..couldn't be Kurama-chan: No way...right???? Keiko-chan cautiously tip toes to her room Behind the door muffled screams and scolding can be heard Bodiless voice: how do you open this stupid thing???? Second bodiless voice: You fool its called a door Bodiless voice: Hey pipsqueak why don't you shut that stupid mouth of yours Second bodiless voice: laughs softly Well look at yourself half filth Third Bodiless voice: HEY YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE Second Bodiless voice: Laughs mockingly Little girl you mean nothing to me I could kill you easily Fourth Bodiless voice: Now, now calm yourself she is no threat to you and you know this Bodiless voice: I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU TALK TO HER LIKE THAT AGAIN! Keiko-chan backs away slowly, disbelieving everything that she just heard The door turns slowly and out pops Yusuke Urameshi Yusuke: There now it didn't take a genius to open that Inu-yasha appears angrily Inu-yasha: Listen here you aren't a threat to me I could kill you! Yusuke: You know, you shouldn't talk Inu-yasha: And why is that? Yusuke: In a casual voice it makes you sound stupid Kagome appears from the door in a huff Kagome: DON'T YOU CALL HIM STUPID Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei all come out from the door Kuwabara: Urameshi where are we? Yusuke smirks and pats Kagome's butt Yusuke: Not to worrie um.. Kagome: Hick-et?????? Kuwabara: URAMESHI!!!!!!!!!!! Yusuke: Sweat drop Yeah Ku... Kuwabara throws a punch at yusuke but misses Yusuke: HEY just what exactly are you trying to do????? Inu-yasha: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!! Inu-yasha pulls out Tetsueiga and swipes at Yusuke Yusuke: HEY WATCH IT!! Bodiless voice: Inu-yasha? Sesshoumaru appears Sesshoumaru: So this is where my half breed of a brother decided t hang out? And still with that filthy mortal..this is an all time low for you Inu-yasha growls angrily Yusuke sticks his hands in his pockets and raises and eyebrow Yusuke: Who the hell is this guy???? Little squeaky bodiless voice: Me lord, me lord!! Jaken appears Keiko-chan: Um.heh, heh KAGOME-CHAN....KURAMA-CHAN..Uh WE have a BIG Big problem! Kurama-chan and Kagome-chan both sqeak in the living room Yusuke: And who are you??? Yusuke stares at a girl with a confused expression on her face, her long brown hair is in all braids and her eyes both different colors Keiko-chan: Heh, him dreaming...REALLY dreaming! Kurama: Forgive him for being so rude, I am Kurama and this is Hiei and well Yusuke and Kuwabara and we are in need of your help. Keiko-chan: Feh????? Kurama smiles softly Kurama: You are Keiko-chan are you not? Keiko-chan looks shocked at the sound of her name Kurama: you see.... Yusuke pushes Kurama out of the way Yusuke: Are you going to help us or NOT????? Kurama's lips twitches and he sets a hand on Yusuke's shoulder Kurama: Don't be so rude Yusuke! Yusuke: I cant help it Kurama...Keiko is going to die and... Keiko-chan: OH so you WANT me to HELP HER no way. Yusuke's face falls and a sweat drop appears on his forehead Yusuke: Wha..Wha...What did you say!!!!!!!!!!? Keiko-chan: I said NO you know N...O I am not helping you because of Keiko I hate Keiko she is such a wimp I mean if I where her I would be like YUSUKE everytime you got hurt Yusuke's Eye twitches Yusuke: through gritted teeth She is not a wimp! Keiko-chan: is nose to nose with Yusuke Yes..she..IS! Kuram-chan and Kagome-chan instantly appear Kurama-chan: Kei...OH MY FREAKING GOD Everyone looks up Kurama-chan: its Yusuke and Kurama and Hiei and Kuwabara and Sesshoumaru and Inu-yasha and Jaken and Kagome....but.but where is Miroku and Shippo?? Inu-yasha: Heh that fake monk and that little twirp we just left um Kagome glares at Inu-yasha Kagome: Inu-yasha... Inu-yasha looks at Kagome with a bored expression Kagome: Sit boy! Inu-yasha: EHAHHHH! Inu-yasha slams face first in the ground Inu-yasha: grumble.grumble Yusuke: So your not helping? Keiko-chan: NOPE Sesshoumaru and Hiei smile softly in the background Inu-yasha lifts his head from the ground Inu-yasha: You igit she needs to help me and Kagome! Yusuke: She is helping ME! Inu-yasha shoots up from the ground Inu-yasha: OH yes she is! Kurama taps his foot Sesshoumaru glance at each other and look back to the scene before them Kuwabara sighs Kagome-chan and Kuram-chan both have there mouths open in awe Kagome has her arms crossed Jaken clings to Sesshoumaru enter Zane Zane:Will Keiko-chan choose The Spirit Detective Yusuke Urameshi? Or will she follow she follow the very cute half demon Inu-yasha? Will Kagome-chan and Kurama-chan finally figure out what the hell is going on? Will Hiei and Sesshoumaru finally say something or will they just glance and smile? Heh heh Sesshoumaru smiled YAY! Well tune until next time!