Wow, people actually liked my story! ^_^ Yayness! *huggles her reviewers*
Larisa- Yeah, I know.. it's my own re-vised version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, lol ^_^ And you'll find out why Wormtail's not here if you read this chapter :-D
Emiko- Why thank you! ^_^
Strawberry- The next chapter? It's right here! :)
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Narrator Person: Hello everyone! I'm baaaaaack! Yes, the writer is very evil and took me out of the second half of last chapter.. *achieves a glare from the author* Erm, did I say evil? I meant... wonderful and... kind? *shudders, before clearing throat* Ahem, anywho... As I was saying... I'm baccckk, and all because the first chapter didn't go as planned... *frowns at Lily, Prongs, Moony, and especially Padfoot*
Padfoot: What?! What'd I do?! Why's everyone always blaming me, the lovable dog? We should blame Moony! He is a werewolf after all!
Moony: *moves away from the window, where he had been howling at the moon* Wha?
Prongs: Yeah, I blame this on Moony! He was hittin' on my woman! It's his fault!
Moony: Hey! Don't blame this all on me! Padfoot's the one who had to go and ask if Lily was a guy! I mean, come on, get real.
Padfoot: I asked if she was a guy in women's clothes, not just a guy... big difference!
Moony: -_-'
Lilylocks: Can't we just stop fighting?! I wanna get out of this smelly bed sometime today!
Padfoot: She's right, let's stop..... Hey! My bed's not smelly! It doesn't smell!
Lilylocks: Yes it is, and does! It smells like dog.
Padfoot: O_o That's because I am a dog!
Lilylocks: Yeah yeah, excuses excuses...
Narrator Person: *yells* WILL YOU ALL PLEASE BE QUIET!
All: *goes silent*
Narrator Person: Thank you. Now, as I was going to say before being so rudely interrupted... Erm, what was I going to say? *gets handed a script* Oh yes! I remember now. *clears throat* We continue where the previous, actual story left off. Padfoot has just discovered someone sleeping in his bed, Moony and Prongs go to investigate, and Lilylocks wakes up...
Padfoot: See see?! There's someone in my bed!
Moony: *howls* Hubba hub- *gets elbowed by Prongs, who doesn't really have an elbow at all* Ouch! Erm, I mean... I am werewolf, hear me... howl! *howls again*
Lilylocks: O_o Eek! Who... who are you three?!
Prongs: Well, I'm glad you asked! We're....
Moony, Padfoot, & Prongs: The Three Marauders! Moony*howls*, Padfoot*barks*, and Prongs! *silence*
Padfoot: We said... and Prongs! *more silence*
Moony: He said... AND PRONGS!
Prongs: What?! Stags don't make any real sound, do they?
Padfoot: Erm, I guess you're right... Sorry 'bout that!
Lilylocks: You're the three Marauders? Wow, I've heard about you! But... I thought there was another one? Where's Wormta- errr... the rat?
Prongs: Oh, we sent him to Azkaban. Yeah, he betrays us in the books and we die...
Lilylocks: *blinks* Book? What book?
Prongs: Erm, nevermind...
Lilylocks: *shrugs* Okay then... *pauses* Erm... *whispers* What's my next line?
Random person from the set: Just add-lib!
Lilylocks: Uhh, okay. *looks back to the others* Ummm... oh yeah, if you three guys are animals, then how are you talking like a people? I mean, a person?
Padfoot: What kind of stup- Erm, I mean... We're not really animals, you know. We're actually people, we can turn into animals!
Lilylocks: Okay... but that still doesn't answer my question... How can you talk like a people.. a person.. if you're all animals?
Padfoot: -_-' Did I not just tell you that we're not really animals?
Lilylocks: Well yes, but that still doesn't explain how you can...
Padfoot: *growls, baring teeth*
Lilylocks: O_o Eep... nevermind.
Prongs: *is busy reading the script* Hey, it says we have to eat Lilylocks! But... stags don't eat humans!
Padfoot: Who said she was a human?
Lilylocks: Yeah, who said I was a.... Hey! *glare*
Moony: I'll eat her! *licks chops* It's uh, been a while since I've eaten a girl... *evil grin*
Lilylocks: O_O
Prongs: But Moony, you've never eaten a girl. And earlier you appologized to a squirrel before chowing down on it!
Moony: Uhhhh... yeah, so? What's your point?
Prongs: My horns.
Moony: *blinks* What?
Prongs: My horns... they're my point.
Padfoot: Uhhh, I hate to burst your bubble, but... those aren't horns.
Moony: He's right, they're not horns.
Prongs: Oh really? And since when did you two become experts on stags?
Moony: Well, you see...
Prongs: Uh-uh... There's no use backing out now. Tell me, oh smart ones... If these pointy things on my head aren't horns, then what are they?
Padfoot: Antlers...
Prongs: *blinks* What?
Moony: He said they're antlers.
Prongs: *stares* What's an antler?
Padfoot: -_- The ruddy pointy things on your head! They're called ANTLERS, not HORNS!
Prongs: OHHHH.... Those are antlers... I see, said the blind man. Why didn't you say so before?
Moony & Padfoot: -_-' We DID!
Prongs: Did what?
Padfoot: Argh...
Moony: We said they were antlers!
Prongs: Okay okay, you don't have to shout! I heard you the first time, jeeze...
Moony: Why you little...
Meanwhile, as Moony, Prongs, and Padfoot continued to argue, which would soon lead to a fight if they don't learn to control their tempers, Lilylocks had set about making her escape. Crawling out of the bed, she snuck around the three idio- erm, Marauders, and reached the door. She was about to go through, when the sound of a board creaking alerted the three gits.
Padfoot: Hey, she's trying to escape!
Moony: Nooo, not my dinner! Get her!
Prongs: Sound the antlers! The prisoner is escaping!
All, except Prongs: Argh.. -_-'
Prongs: What?! Don't you want to catch her?! Oh look, she just ran out the door...
Moony: Ack! You ruddy git, you're lettin' my dinner escape!
Padfoot: Catch her!
Lilylocks: Dinner? O_o This'll teach me to enter spooky-looking houses! Ahhhhh!!!
Prongs: I wonder why she doesn't just use her magic on us... She is a witch, after all...
Lilylocks: Heeeey... that's not a good idea.. erm, I mean, that's not a bad idea... Why can't I think of anything?
Padfoot: Great, she's going to start thinking soon! We gotta catch her before she kills us all!
Moony: Yeah, let's get her!
Prongs: Erm, guys? How come we're just standing here and yelling, instead of chasing?
Padfoot: Uhhh... well... Hey, you know, you've got a point there!
Prongs: Yeah, I know, they're called antlers.
Padfoot: -_-' Grrrr...
Moony: Enough of this! What do we want?!
Prongs & Padfoot: The girl!
Moony: Who also happens to be a...
Prongs & Padfoot: A witch! She's a witch! Let's burn her!
Moony: No! Let's EAT her! Mwahahhhaaa!!!
Prongs & Padfoot: Yeah, let's eat her! *pauses* Ewww..
Moony: Uhhh.. well, I'll eat her, then you can burn her! Mwahhaahhaa!!!
Prongs: Yeah! You'll eat her, and then we'll burn you!
Moony: O_o What?! No no nooo!!! You're going to burn her, not me...
Prongs: But if you eat her, then she'll be inside of you. And you said we could burn her after you eat her. So we'll have to burn you too.
Moony: You know, you've got a poi-
Padfoot: Don't say it! Please do not say that word...
Prongs: That word.
Padfoot: Grrr... If only you weren't my friend, I'd eat you...
Prongs: Eep...
Moony: *growls* Are we going to get my dinner or what?!
Prongs & Padfoot: Yeah! Let's get her!
So, the three Marauders FINALLY shut their yaps and begin to chase after Lilylocks.
Lilylocks: I'm almost free! Ya... O_O Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! *runs for her life*
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(( Well, that's all of Chapter 2! ^_^ Hope you like it! Please review, please please please... I love reviews :D And yes, this is similar to Goldilocks and the Three Bears.. although I must say, mine's better :-P hehehe.. Oh yes, and keep checking back... the next chapter will be up within the week, hopefully ^_^ lol.. Thanks again for reading! ))
Larisa- Yeah, I know.. it's my own re-vised version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, lol ^_^ And you'll find out why Wormtail's not here if you read this chapter :-D
Emiko- Why thank you! ^_^
Strawberry- The next chapter? It's right here! :)
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Narrator Person: Hello everyone! I'm baaaaaack! Yes, the writer is very evil and took me out of the second half of last chapter.. *achieves a glare from the author* Erm, did I say evil? I meant... wonderful and... kind? *shudders, before clearing throat* Ahem, anywho... As I was saying... I'm baccckk, and all because the first chapter didn't go as planned... *frowns at Lily, Prongs, Moony, and especially Padfoot*
Padfoot: What?! What'd I do?! Why's everyone always blaming me, the lovable dog? We should blame Moony! He is a werewolf after all!
Moony: *moves away from the window, where he had been howling at the moon* Wha?
Prongs: Yeah, I blame this on Moony! He was hittin' on my woman! It's his fault!
Moony: Hey! Don't blame this all on me! Padfoot's the one who had to go and ask if Lily was a guy! I mean, come on, get real.
Padfoot: I asked if she was a guy in women's clothes, not just a guy... big difference!
Moony: -_-'
Lilylocks: Can't we just stop fighting?! I wanna get out of this smelly bed sometime today!
Padfoot: She's right, let's stop..... Hey! My bed's not smelly! It doesn't smell!
Lilylocks: Yes it is, and does! It smells like dog.
Padfoot: O_o That's because I am a dog!
Lilylocks: Yeah yeah, excuses excuses...
Narrator Person: *yells* WILL YOU ALL PLEASE BE QUIET!
All: *goes silent*
Narrator Person: Thank you. Now, as I was going to say before being so rudely interrupted... Erm, what was I going to say? *gets handed a script* Oh yes! I remember now. *clears throat* We continue where the previous, actual story left off. Padfoot has just discovered someone sleeping in his bed, Moony and Prongs go to investigate, and Lilylocks wakes up...
Padfoot: See see?! There's someone in my bed!
Moony: *howls* Hubba hub- *gets elbowed by Prongs, who doesn't really have an elbow at all* Ouch! Erm, I mean... I am werewolf, hear me... howl! *howls again*
Lilylocks: O_o Eek! Who... who are you three?!
Prongs: Well, I'm glad you asked! We're....
Moony, Padfoot, & Prongs: The Three Marauders! Moony*howls*, Padfoot*barks*, and Prongs! *silence*
Padfoot: We said... and Prongs! *more silence*
Moony: He said... AND PRONGS!
Prongs: What?! Stags don't make any real sound, do they?
Padfoot: Erm, I guess you're right... Sorry 'bout that!
Lilylocks: You're the three Marauders? Wow, I've heard about you! But... I thought there was another one? Where's Wormta- errr... the rat?
Prongs: Oh, we sent him to Azkaban. Yeah, he betrays us in the books and we die...
Lilylocks: *blinks* Book? What book?
Prongs: Erm, nevermind...
Lilylocks: *shrugs* Okay then... *pauses* Erm... *whispers* What's my next line?
Random person from the set: Just add-lib!
Lilylocks: Uhh, okay. *looks back to the others* Ummm... oh yeah, if you three guys are animals, then how are you talking like a people? I mean, a person?
Padfoot: What kind of stup- Erm, I mean... We're not really animals, you know. We're actually people, we can turn into animals!
Lilylocks: Okay... but that still doesn't answer my question... How can you talk like a people.. a person.. if you're all animals?
Padfoot: -_-' Did I not just tell you that we're not really animals?
Lilylocks: Well yes, but that still doesn't explain how you can...
Padfoot: *growls, baring teeth*
Lilylocks: O_o Eep... nevermind.
Prongs: *is busy reading the script* Hey, it says we have to eat Lilylocks! But... stags don't eat humans!
Padfoot: Who said she was a human?
Lilylocks: Yeah, who said I was a.... Hey! *glare*
Moony: I'll eat her! *licks chops* It's uh, been a while since I've eaten a girl... *evil grin*
Lilylocks: O_O
Prongs: But Moony, you've never eaten a girl. And earlier you appologized to a squirrel before chowing down on it!
Moony: Uhhhh... yeah, so? What's your point?
Prongs: My horns.
Moony: *blinks* What?
Prongs: My horns... they're my point.
Padfoot: Uhhh, I hate to burst your bubble, but... those aren't horns.
Moony: He's right, they're not horns.
Prongs: Oh really? And since when did you two become experts on stags?
Moony: Well, you see...
Prongs: Uh-uh... There's no use backing out now. Tell me, oh smart ones... If these pointy things on my head aren't horns, then what are they?
Padfoot: Antlers...
Prongs: *blinks* What?
Moony: He said they're antlers.
Prongs: *stares* What's an antler?
Padfoot: -_- The ruddy pointy things on your head! They're called ANTLERS, not HORNS!
Prongs: OHHHH.... Those are antlers... I see, said the blind man. Why didn't you say so before?
Moony & Padfoot: -_-' We DID!
Prongs: Did what?
Padfoot: Argh...
Moony: We said they were antlers!
Prongs: Okay okay, you don't have to shout! I heard you the first time, jeeze...
Moony: Why you little...
Meanwhile, as Moony, Prongs, and Padfoot continued to argue, which would soon lead to a fight if they don't learn to control their tempers, Lilylocks had set about making her escape. Crawling out of the bed, she snuck around the three idio- erm, Marauders, and reached the door. She was about to go through, when the sound of a board creaking alerted the three gits.
Padfoot: Hey, she's trying to escape!
Moony: Nooo, not my dinner! Get her!
Prongs: Sound the antlers! The prisoner is escaping!
All, except Prongs: Argh.. -_-'
Prongs: What?! Don't you want to catch her?! Oh look, she just ran out the door...
Moony: Ack! You ruddy git, you're lettin' my dinner escape!
Padfoot: Catch her!
Lilylocks: Dinner? O_o This'll teach me to enter spooky-looking houses! Ahhhhh!!!
Prongs: I wonder why she doesn't just use her magic on us... She is a witch, after all...
Lilylocks: Heeeey... that's not a good idea.. erm, I mean, that's not a bad idea... Why can't I think of anything?
Padfoot: Great, she's going to start thinking soon! We gotta catch her before she kills us all!
Moony: Yeah, let's get her!
Prongs: Erm, guys? How come we're just standing here and yelling, instead of chasing?
Padfoot: Uhhh... well... Hey, you know, you've got a point there!
Prongs: Yeah, I know, they're called antlers.
Padfoot: -_-' Grrrr...
Moony: Enough of this! What do we want?!
Prongs & Padfoot: The girl!
Moony: Who also happens to be a...
Prongs & Padfoot: A witch! She's a witch! Let's burn her!
Moony: No! Let's EAT her! Mwahahhhaaa!!!
Prongs & Padfoot: Yeah, let's eat her! *pauses* Ewww..
Moony: Uhhh.. well, I'll eat her, then you can burn her! Mwahhaahhaa!!!
Prongs: Yeah! You'll eat her, and then we'll burn you!
Moony: O_o What?! No no nooo!!! You're going to burn her, not me...
Prongs: But if you eat her, then she'll be inside of you. And you said we could burn her after you eat her. So we'll have to burn you too.
Moony: You know, you've got a poi-
Padfoot: Don't say it! Please do not say that word...
Prongs: That word.
Padfoot: Grrr... If only you weren't my friend, I'd eat you...
Prongs: Eep...
Moony: *growls* Are we going to get my dinner or what?!
Prongs & Padfoot: Yeah! Let's get her!
So, the three Marauders FINALLY shut their yaps and begin to chase after Lilylocks.
Lilylocks: I'm almost free! Ya... O_O Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! *runs for her life*
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(( Well, that's all of Chapter 2! ^_^ Hope you like it! Please review, please please please... I love reviews :D And yes, this is similar to Goldilocks and the Three Bears.. although I must say, mine's better :-P hehehe.. Oh yes, and keep checking back... the next chapter will be up within the week, hopefully ^_^ lol.. Thanks again for reading! ))