The Project
Chapter three
Zain: Well, well, well here we are peoples; here we are again at last
Sits down on the floor with some popcorn
Zain: Lets us recap what just happened so far
Enter Miroku
Miroku: I still want to know what a episode is!
Zain: THIS is an episode and today we will recap
Miroku: What about Inu-yasha and Kagome?
Zain's eye begins to twitch
Zain: Threw gritted teeth FORGET THEM AND LET ME DO MY SHOW
Miroku: Oh no problem
Miroku sighs
Zain: Why are you sighing?
Miroku walks up behind Zain and drapes an arm around her neck; his other
hand is traveling down toward her butt
Miroku: Oh nothing, I only figured that a girl as beautiful and intelligent
as yourself would see the importance of the ordeal
Pat, Pat
A sweat drop appears on Zain
Zain: YOU CREEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zain turns around and punches Miroku in the face making him see stars
Miroku falls flat faced on the ground
Zain jumps on his back chanting "Creep, Creep, you creep"
Zain: Still jumping on his back Alright people just watch..I mean um
enjoy the happenings!
Miroku: Uheeeahaaaaa
Zain: Ha Creep!
Keiko-Chan stares at Yusuke and then sticks her tongue out at him
Keiko-Chan: See I told you I could pick that thing up but you wouldn't
listen now would you?
Yusuke: Uhhhhhh
Yusuke shrinks in his spot
Everyone but Sesshoumaru and Hiei begin to laugh
Keiko: Don't you DARE make fun of Yusuke like that!
Keiko moves in on Keiko-Chan and attempts to smack her, but Keiko-Chan
moves
Keiko-Chan: HEY watch it you little...
Kurama-Chan covers Keiko-Chan's mouth
Kurama-Chan: Keiko-Chan this is rated Pg no foul language!
Keiko-Chan glares at Keiko
Kurama: Ladies now that we have all contained ourselves can we get down to
business please?
Keiko-Chan squirms away from Kurama-Chan and raises her BIG axe toward
Keiko
Keiko-Chan Oh we will get down to business alright!
Kurama: Keiko-Chan NO!
Keiko-Chan's blade runs Keiko right through the middle
Yusuke's mouth drops open
Kuwabara's mouth is opening and closing silently
Hiei smirks and begins to clap his hands softly as he walks toward Keiko-
Chan
Hiei: You know Keiko-Chan that you just preformed a murder and for what?
Keiko-Chan: She needed to go and besides what purpose did she have except
to bug Yusuke?
Yusuke: Yes well it's about time man was she getting on my nerves but did
ya have to kill; her like that?
Yusuke puts his hand behind his head a looks over the heap that was once
Keiko
Yusuke: You know she used to always...
Kuwabara: URAMESHI HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOU'RE LOVE????
Kuwabara shakes Yusuke by the shoulders
Kuwabara HUH YUSUKE HOW COULD YOU!?
Yusuke: Easy I just did
KUWABARA I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT MY LOVE YUKINA A MANS LOVE IS STRONG
YOU HAVE TO FEEL IT RIGHT HERE!
Kuwabara points to his heart
Hiei: HEY watch it you moron don't talk about Yukina like that she doesn't
like fools
Kuwabara: HEY YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK I AM NOT A FOOL AND YUKINA LOVES ME!
Hiei: Ha as if she would ever want a big lummox like you!
Kuwabara: SHE WOULD!
Hiei: Oh please Kuwabara I pity any women you dare set eyes on you in a
loving way
Kuwabara goes red in the face a swings at Hiei whom gracefully moves out
of range
Yusuke: Besides I like Keiko-Chan I don't like sissies that don't think
that I can make it and she can't cry all the time when I am going to die or
even when I look like I am going to die and I don't like girls that assume
that I like them even when I don't..
Keiko-Chan hits Yusuke on the head which ceases his rambling
Yusuke goes red in the face
Yusuke: HEY WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR!
Keiko-Chan walks up to Yusuke until there faces are inches apart
Keiko-Chan: Because we get the point!
Yusuke: You still didn't have to hit me!
Keiko-Chan: Yes well I did so what are you going to do about it!?
Yusuke leans in and kisses Keiko-Chan
Keiko-Chan...? Blush
Yusuke pulls away and smirks
Keiko-Chan: YUSUKE URAMESHI!
Keiko-Chan punches Yusuke anime style
Yusuke: Yiiiieeeeeeeee
Yusuke falls to the floor face first comically
Yusuke: I love a girl that can hit!
Inu-yasha: Now you see where I stand I hate it when Kagome makes me do that
Kagome: Oh Inu-yaaaaaasha!
Inu-yasha: Oh no Kagome don't you dare
Kagome: Well I should taking to me like I don't even matter to you!
Inu-yasha: Yes well you don't!
Kagome: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Inu-yasha: I said I don't care gotta problem with that?
Kagome: Yes I do!
Inu-yasha mumbles "besides kikyo is prettier
Kagome: OH INU-YASHA SIT BOY! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIIIIIIIT
Inu-yasha: Iiiiooopmh!
Inu-yasha cries out in pain each time he hits the ground
Sesshoumaru: Ha Inu-yasha you really have lowered yourself way to far, what
would father think should if he saw you with this filthy mortal?
Inu-yasha jumps up from the ground, there is dirt all over his face
Inu-yasha: You take that back!
Sesshoumaru lets out an evil laugh
Sesshoumaru: I think not little brother
Kurama's face lips twitches and his cheeks are turning crimsoned
Kurama: Can WE PLEASE get down to business?
Inu-yasha: Yeah, yeah once I sharpen my claws on Sesshoumaru!
Inu-yasha lunges at Sesshoumaru only to hit air
Sesshoumaru: Now little brother is that anyway to treat me after it's been
so long since I've seen you, and you are interrupting this poor pitiful Fox
another half filth I might add
Kurama's lip twitches again
Keiko-Chan: I will help you both only what do you want me to help you with?
Kurama: You see we seemed to have lost Koenma and Boton as funny as that
may sound and well we need to find them, with your help of course
Keiko-Chan looks at her friends whom shrug
Kurama: There will be hardships to endure, don't think this is so easy
Keiko-Chan we will have to fight off more demons and more powerful ones I
might add this is extremely dangerous work but without your help...well
Yusuke will have to be here stuck with us and Hiei and myself with be
trapped here as well
Hiei: Yes you see the Spirit World is crumbling and we need Koenma and
Boton to fix this.
Kurama: But they seemed to have been kidnapped
Hiei: Really pathetic considering they are both powerful
Kurama: Not really Hiei
Keiko-Chan nods and looks surprised at Hiei
Kurama-Chan and Kagome-Chan draw closer to listen
Kagome-Chan: And what about your problem Inu-yasha?
Sesshoumaru steps foreword and puts and arm on Keiko-Chan
Sesshoumaru: I like your style of killing but you will have to more
ruthless then that and you can't let people get in the way, our project
maybe be as bad as Kurama's
Yusuke jumps up and hold his cheek
Yusuke: DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!
Keiko-Chan: Yusuke calm down Sesshoumaru could kill you
Sesshoumaru smiles slightly
Sesshoumaru: Yes that would be a tragedy wouldn't it?
Sesshoumaru: This has to do with the jewel shards and Naraku; he has
cleverly betrayed me and Inu-yasha and stolen all the jewels shards making
him all mighty powerful even I cannot stop him alone
Sesshoumaru's lips begins to twitch
Sesshoumaru: Therefore I need your help and Inu-yasha's and even your
friends help
Sesshoumaru: But listen and listen well I help no one but myself which is
why weapons are needed
Sesshoumaru looks at Jaken
Sesshoumaru: Jaken get something for the humans
Kagome-Chan: You know you could be nicer
Sesshoumaru lets out an evil laugh
Sesshoumaru: Nicer? Child you are in grave danger as well for if we do not
stop Naraku your world with mingle with ours and crumble
Jaken drags a BIG hammer and a Silver Bow and Arrow
Jaken: All is done me lord!
Sesshoumaru: Good now both choose I care not which
Kagome-Chan grabs the Silver Bow and Arrow and Kurama-Chan grabs the BIG
hammer
Sesshoumaru: Now I will settle things here you three go with them and meet
back here in four days in that time you should accomplish some of the
trauma
Sesshoumaru remove his hand from Keiko-Chan's shoulder and looks at Jaken
Sesshoumaru: Come Jaken
Jaken: Yes me lord!
Sesshoumaru and Jaken disappear from sight
Enter Zain with Miroku
Zain: Finally I was on edge to figure out what happened!
Miroku: Kagome!
Miroku looks at Inu-yasha
Miroku: Inu-yasha?
Zain: Yes well don't get too comfortable you, you pervert because it's time
to go, you know end the show!
Miroku: WHAT?
Zain: Yes done
Everyone laughs, and Hiei smirks
Zain: Ok well this is Zain here saying goodnight to all and don't forget to
tune in next time on the...KEIKO-CHAN'S ADVENTURE!
