The Project Chapter three Zain: Well, well, well here we are peoples; here we are again at last Sits down on the floor with some popcorn Zain: Lets us recap what just happened so far Enter Miroku Miroku: I still want to know what a episode is! Zain: THIS is an episode and today we will recap Miroku: What about Inu-yasha and Kagome? Zain's eye begins to twitch Zain: Threw gritted teeth FORGET THEM AND LET ME DO MY SHOW Miroku: Oh no problem Miroku sighs Zain: Why are you sighing? Miroku walks up behind Zain and drapes an arm around her neck; his other hand is traveling down toward her butt Miroku: Oh nothing, I only figured that a girl as beautiful and intelligent as yourself would see the importance of the ordeal Pat, Pat A sweat drop appears on Zain Zain: YOU CREEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zain turns around and punches Miroku in the face making him see stars Miroku falls flat faced on the ground Zain jumps on his back chanting "Creep, Creep, you creep" Zain: Still jumping on his back Alright people just watch..I mean um enjoy the happenings! Miroku: Uheeeahaaaaa Zain: Ha Creep! Keiko-Chan stares at Yusuke and then sticks her tongue out at him Keiko-Chan: See I told you I could pick that thing up but you wouldn't listen now would you? Yusuke: Uhhhhhh Yusuke shrinks in his spot Everyone but Sesshoumaru and Hiei begin to laugh Keiko: Don't you DARE make fun of Yusuke like that! Keiko moves in on Keiko-Chan and attempts to smack her, but Keiko-Chan moves Keiko-Chan: HEY watch it you little... Kurama-Chan covers Keiko-Chan's mouth Kurama-Chan: Keiko-Chan this is rated Pg no foul language! Keiko-Chan glares at Keiko Kurama: Ladies now that we have all contained ourselves can we get down to business please? Keiko-Chan squirms away from Kurama-Chan and raises her BIG axe toward Keiko Keiko-Chan Oh we will get down to business alright! Kurama: Keiko-Chan NO! Keiko-Chan's blade runs Keiko right through the middle Yusuke's mouth drops open Kuwabara's mouth is opening and closing silently Hiei smirks and begins to clap his hands softly as he walks toward Keiko- Chan Hiei: You know Keiko-Chan that you just preformed a murder and for what? Keiko-Chan: She needed to go and besides what purpose did she have except to bug Yusuke? Yusuke: Yes well it's about time man was she getting on my nerves but did ya have to kill; her like that? Yusuke puts his hand behind his head a looks over the heap that was once Keiko Yusuke: You know she used to always... Kuwabara: URAMESHI HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOU'RE LOVE???? Kuwabara shakes Yusuke by the shoulders Kuwabara HUH YUSUKE HOW COULD YOU!? Yusuke: Easy I just did KUWABARA I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT MY LOVE YUKINA A MANS LOVE IS STRONG YOU HAVE TO FEEL IT RIGHT HERE! Kuwabara points to his heart Hiei: HEY watch it you moron don't talk about Yukina like that she doesn't like fools Kuwabara: HEY YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK I AM NOT A FOOL AND YUKINA LOVES ME! Hiei: Ha as if she would ever want a big lummox like you! Kuwabara: SHE WOULD! Hiei: Oh please Kuwabara I pity any women you dare set eyes on you in a loving way Kuwabara goes red in the face a swings at Hiei whom gracefully moves out of range Yusuke: Besides I like Keiko-Chan I don't like sissies that don't think that I can make it and she can't cry all the time when I am going to die or even when I look like I am going to die and I don't like girls that assume that I like them even when I don't.. Keiko-Chan hits Yusuke on the head which ceases his rambling Yusuke goes red in the face Yusuke: HEY WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR! Keiko-Chan walks up to Yusuke until there faces are inches apart Keiko-Chan: Because we get the point! Yusuke: You still didn't have to hit me! Keiko-Chan: Yes well I did so what are you going to do about it!? Yusuke leans in and kisses Keiko-Chan Keiko-Chan...? Blush Yusuke pulls away and smirks Keiko-Chan: YUSUKE URAMESHI! Keiko-Chan punches Yusuke anime style Yusuke: Yiiiieeeeeeeee Yusuke falls to the floor face first comically Yusuke: I love a girl that can hit! Inu-yasha: Now you see where I stand I hate it when Kagome makes me do that Kagome: Oh Inu-yaaaaaasha! Inu-yasha: Oh no Kagome don't you dare Kagome: Well I should taking to me like I don't even matter to you! Inu-yasha: Yes well you don't! Kagome: WHAT DID YOU SAY Inu-yasha: I said I don't care gotta problem with that? Kagome: Yes I do! Inu-yasha mumbles "besides kikyo is prettier Kagome: OH INU-YASHA SIT BOY! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIIIIIIIT Inu-yasha: Iiiiooopmh! Inu-yasha cries out in pain each time he hits the ground Sesshoumaru: Ha Inu-yasha you really have lowered yourself way to far, what would father think should if he saw you with this filthy mortal? Inu-yasha jumps up from the ground, there is dirt all over his face Inu-yasha: You take that back! Sesshoumaru lets out an evil laugh Sesshoumaru: I think not little brother Kurama's face lips twitches and his cheeks are turning crimsoned Kurama: Can WE PLEASE get down to business? Inu-yasha: Yeah, yeah once I sharpen my claws on Sesshoumaru! Inu-yasha lunges at Sesshoumaru only to hit air Sesshoumaru: Now little brother is that anyway to treat me after it's been so long since I've seen you, and you are interrupting this poor pitiful Fox another half filth I might add Kurama's lip twitches again Keiko-Chan: I will help you both only what do you want me to help you with? Kurama: You see we seemed to have lost Koenma and Boton as funny as that may sound and well we need to find them, with your help of course Keiko-Chan looks at her friends whom shrug Kurama: There will be hardships to endure, don't think this is so easy Keiko-Chan we will have to fight off more demons and more powerful ones I might add this is extremely dangerous work but without your help...well Yusuke will have to be here stuck with us and Hiei and myself with be trapped here as well Hiei: Yes you see the Spirit World is crumbling and we need Koenma and Boton to fix this. Kurama: But they seemed to have been kidnapped Hiei: Really pathetic considering they are both powerful Kurama: Not really Hiei Keiko-Chan nods and looks surprised at Hiei Kurama-Chan and Kagome-Chan draw closer to listen Kagome-Chan: And what about your problem Inu-yasha? Sesshoumaru steps foreword and puts and arm on Keiko-Chan Sesshoumaru: I like your style of killing but you will have to more ruthless then that and you can't let people get in the way, our project maybe be as bad as Kurama's Yusuke jumps up and hold his cheek Yusuke: DON'T YOU TOUCH HER! Keiko-Chan: Yusuke calm down Sesshoumaru could kill you Sesshoumaru smiles slightly Sesshoumaru: Yes that would be a tragedy wouldn't it? Sesshoumaru: This has to do with the jewel shards and Naraku; he has cleverly betrayed me and Inu-yasha and stolen all the jewels shards making him all mighty powerful even I cannot stop him alone Sesshoumaru's lips begins to twitch Sesshoumaru: Therefore I need your help and Inu-yasha's and even your friends help Sesshoumaru: But listen and listen well I help no one but myself which is why weapons are needed Sesshoumaru looks at Jaken Sesshoumaru: Jaken get something for the humans Kagome-Chan: You know you could be nicer Sesshoumaru lets out an evil laugh Sesshoumaru: Nicer? Child you are in grave danger as well for if we do not stop Naraku your world with mingle with ours and crumble Jaken drags a BIG hammer and a Silver Bow and Arrow Jaken: All is done me lord! Sesshoumaru: Good now both choose I care not which Kagome-Chan grabs the Silver Bow and Arrow and Kurama-Chan grabs the BIG hammer Sesshoumaru: Now I will settle things here you three go with them and meet back here in four days in that time you should accomplish some of the trauma Sesshoumaru remove his hand from Keiko-Chan's shoulder and looks at Jaken Sesshoumaru: Come Jaken Jaken: Yes me lord! Sesshoumaru and Jaken disappear from sight Enter Zain with Miroku Zain: Finally I was on edge to figure out what happened! Miroku: Kagome! Miroku looks at Inu-yasha Miroku: Inu-yasha? Zain: Yes well don't get too comfortable you, you pervert because it's time to go, you know end the show! Miroku: WHAT? Zain: Yes done Everyone laughs, and Hiei smirks Zain: Ok well this is Zain here saying goodnight to all and don't forget to tune in next time on the...KEIKO-CHAN'S ADVENTURE!