Dear Diary, Chapter 3 By: Gen-chan

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Dear Heero,

Well I'm bored. And that's putting it simply.ya see, tomorrow Heero and I leave for the mission on L4, and today was suppose to be spent preparing. But when you're as fast of a packer as I am (meaning I just throw all my belongings in a bag and sort it out later.) then you tend to run out of things to do once you're finished.

Bummer huh?

So what do I do? Well.I haven't quite figured that part out yet.but I'm getting there! I seem to have this really rare disease (and I mean _really_ rare!) that whenever I'm bored and need something to think about.my brain stops! Ya isn't that the weirdest thing you've ever heard? I mean, who's ever heard of such a thing, I don't think they even have a cure for it yet. Though I have to say that when I went to the doctor's complaining about it, I mean I really thought I was going to die or something, the damn bastard started laughing! Come on, how professional is that?

Waita minute.I got off subject didn't I? Geeze! I even ramble when I'm _not_ talking! No wonder Heero gets so mad at me all the time, and Wufei. and Trowa.heh heh oops?

K back to the subject on hand, I'm still bored. wait! I see Heero! Well I think I just found something to help me pass the time. I'll tell ya what happens...

(Time is passing ^_~)

Wow! I didn't know Heero could blush that hard! It truly is heartening to know that that boy can at least feel _some_ emotions. (Insert evil laugh) Ahem!

Anyways, I promised to tell you what happened didn't I? Not that you care really.cause you really are just a.book .after all.I must be loosening it huh? Oh well it don't matter, I just gotta tell _something_ what happened, and this way I'll be able to read it over and over and over again! (Great blackmail material too!)

~@~@~@~Flashback~@~@~@~

The sounds of clicking could be heard coming from the closed door on the end of the hallway. A shadowed figure slowly made his way down the hall careful not to make any sound whatsoever so as not to alert his pray. Tiptoeing around the last corner the shadowy form cautiously slid the door open a little bit more to get a better view of the room's occupant. The room was dark, the only light emanating from the glowing screen on the desk by the closed window. The outline of a teenaged boy could be seen, the florescent light illuminating his face in an eerie blue.

//Puuuurfect!// the predator thought as he began to open the door a bit more. //he has no idea what I have in store for him! //

"Duo." A monotone voice spoke up without the boy even having to turn his head. The longhaired boy in the doorway froze on the spot.

"Yes Heeeero?" He purred back seductively.

"Go away."

At the short command Duo gave a small pout but otherwise didn't move.

"I'm working. It's important. Go away." Heero repeated, not quite knowing why he felt he should explain his command to the braided pilot.

"Awww. But Heewro! I'm sooo bowred." Duo whined in a baby tone, sneakily making his way towards the Japanese boy.

"No."

"No what Hee-chan?"

A low growl came from the figure before him as the clicking stopped for a moment before starting up again. A small smile slowly crept its way upon Duo's face as he finally reached arms distance from his friend. His subtitle movements didn't go unnoticed by the other teen.

"Maxwell. Leave me alone now or I _will_ shoot you." Heero's slightly nasally voice threatened.

Duo sniffed indignantly looking away from Heero while his mind came up with yet another scheme to seduce the Japanese pilot.

"Fine be that way. If you need me, which I'm sure you won't, I'll be in the shower." With that Duo stalked off into the miniature bathroom to give his dirty mind some more time to think. Though he just happened to forget to close the door all the way, and this too, didn't go unnoticed by the Wing pilot.

The sound of running water could be heard as the ruffling of clothes signified that the longhaired boy was getting undressed. Against his better judgment, Heero stopped typing long enough to lean back in his chair just enough to see the silhouette of his partner behind the shower curtains.

Though the image was slightly blurred, the picture was still whole, and Heero quickly looked away cringing at the apparent size difference of his pants. Even though his eyes were now transfixed on his screen and the data for their next mission, his mind was still in the bathroom. The delicate curves of Duo's ass and the cascading mass of chestnut hair swaying around his body was not going away no matter how hard Heero willed it to. Quite aware of the tightness in his pants, yet not much else, Heero was thoroughly startled by the loud crash resounding from the bathroom, currently inhabiting the object of his affection. He was out of his chair and half way across the room before any coherent thought reached him. Hoping that Duo was not injured, he threw open the door not knowing what to expect, but ready for anything.

Anything, except for what greeted him.

There was Duo in all of his naked glory standing in the middle of the room with shattered glass near his feet and both empty and full bottles of different substances rolling around on the floor. His eyes were unusually large and his long, wet hair was un-braided, slowly dripping water onto the flooring.

Upon seeing this Heero would have immediately tried to leave the room if it weren't for his traitorous body. Instead he merely stood in the doorway with his mouth hanging open like a fish, while his face went through the entire rainbow.

Twice.

Seeing the advantage he had over his friend Duo decided to milk it for all it was worth. Sauntering past Heero, making sure to swing his hips as much as possible, Duo strutted back into the room and began the tedious process of getting dressed, while making sure Heero got the best view possible at all times.

Once Duo was done with his show, a quick glance at Heero showed he wouldn't be moving anywhere except to a _very_ cold shower after this, was all that was needed to bring up his spirits full throttle. With a little bounce to his step that wasn't there before Duo seductively made his way over to the door. With one last mischievous look and a playful wink he was gone.

~@~@~@~End Flashback~@~@~@~

What I tell ya? Super blackmail material or what? Hmm there goes the shower; lets see it took him exactly four minutes and twenty-two seconds to snap out of his shock. Not bad, considering it is Mr. Perfect Soldier were talking `bout here.

Oh goodie! Wufei just came in. Well I gotta go annoy him now, I'll write again before we leave tomorrow.

Signing off- Duo/AC 195

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A/N: Well how what that one? A bit longer that my other chapters I thing but I'm trying to make each chapter longer than the last! So review for me please and tell me if I'm wasting my time or not! JA!