How did this come about, you ask? I was in a chat, Rping with my friends. And the usual happened. We started to make fun of Sesshoumaru in our out-of-character conversations. Well, one thing led to another, and I was soon singing, "I'm too sexy for my boa…" ect.
All Inuyasha characters belong to Takahashi Rumiko-sensei. Wish I owned them, but I don't. I just temporarily loaned them from the Otaku Bank of America. And I kinda promised Inu I'd have him home by nighttime. He gets lonely without Kagome. ^.~
The song "I'm Too Sexy" belongs to RightSaidFred. This is a simple parody songfic, nothing more.
The "Things Sesshoumaru Would Never Say" that comes after the song belongs to my friends and I. Another time when we were Rping. Yes, yes. I don't remember exactly who came up with what, but my friends Karen, Meag, and others have credit where it's due.
Sesshoumaru-sama Too Sexy
By HikariNoMiko
I'm too sexy for Jaken, too sexy for
Jaken,
Jaken's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my boa, too sexy for my kimono,
So sexy it hurts.
And I'm too sexy for Japan, too sexy for Japan,
Modern times and China
And I'm too sexy for those hanyou,
Too sexy for that houshi,
No way I'm fighting Naraku
I'm a youkai, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I do my little turn in the air
I'm too sexy for my dragon too sexy for my dragon
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hair
Too sexy for my hair what do you think about that
I'm a youkai, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I shake my little touché in the air
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
I'm a youkai, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I shake my little touché in the air
I'm too sexy for my Rin too sexy for my Rin
Poor little poor little Rin
I'm too sexy for Jaken, too sexy for Jaken,
Jaken's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Things Sesshoumaru-sama would never say. Well… Maybe he would say them…
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|Sess: (Girly giggle) "Oh, no, Inu, we mustn't! We're brothers!!"
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|Inu: "…What the hell kinda crap is he spurting NOW!?"
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|Sess: (Girly giggle) "Oh, stop, Naraku! You masher!"
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|Naraku: "…I suddenly have no interest in absorbing you."
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|Jaken: "B-b-but… Sesshoumaru-sama! You promised!"
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|Sess: "Hush now, Jaken. I have no intention of sleeping with an un-beautiful thing such as yourself."
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|Jaken: "B-b-but… Sesshoumaru-sama! You promised!"
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|Sess: "Hush. Go find a cow or something."
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|Jaken: "Hai!" (Runs off to find a cow to sleep with.)
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|Sess: "Rin, would you like a piggy-back ride?"