Authors' Note: We (at least CS) were expecting more reviews. *gasp* Oh well, ust to let you know, Ron didn't piss on a Hippogriff even though that would be very funny. Any way here's a little story: Our computers sucked. It took us monthes to get document manager working. Meanwhile we wrote three chapters of this story. When we finally got it working, we put up the chapters separately to get some reviews, to hold the suspence, etc. So now we have to go over eachother's houses to write the story. So it will now take even longer to write the reviews. ( Enjoy... (God, I sound like a waiter!)

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Chapter 3 THE SECRET OF GINNY AND HARRY
The hippogriff continued to fly off into the distance and Hermione stood there open mouthed watching it. Then all of a sudden she let out a bloodcurdling scream and started to run around the roof frantically.

She stopped and caught her breath. Hermione, she thought, this isn't working. Ron was turned into a hippogriff and running around like a spastic chicken won't solve anything. No, wait, Ron can't transfigure himself, he can't transfigure a frog to a toad... so that means. he was HIPPOGRIFF- NAPPED! (She means kidnapped)

She ran down the four flights of stair. Into the common room, she burst through the portrait hole to find the Gryfindoors relaxing. She search frantically to find Harry. And she noticed him lying on top of Ginny and they were making out passionately, and a very disturbed Colin Creevey was standing next to them.

Hermione ran towards them and then she stopped and suddenly said, "Eww! Ginny, get your tongue out of Harry's mouth, I need to talk to him."

Suddenly Harry bit Ginny, accidentally of course, and Ginny sat straight up. "Hermione," Harry said, "We're sort of in the middle of something here."

"Yes, but this is important!" Hermione protested.

"Yeah, and so is this," Harry explained.

Ron has been kidnapped! If that's not more important then being 'first' then you have real problems!" Hermione snapped.

Ginny's eyes grew really wide, "Ron's been kidnapped?!"

Hermione nodded.

"By who?" asked Harry.

"A hippogriff."

"Hermione, is this some kind of sick joke?"

"No!" Hermione said outraged. Since Hermione screamed the whole common room grew silent and they realized that Ron wasn't with her.

"Ooooh! Where's Ron?" Seamus teased.

"He must've had the air blown out of him by now," Dean joked.

"He must be erecting off the roof," A sixth year said.

"Well- no not exactly, he's... he's," Then Hermione burst out into tears and they all looked at her with odd expressions on their faces.

Lavender got all sympathetic, "Aww, Hermione, did Ron try something on you and you weren't ready?"

Finally, Hermione rolled her eyes and pulled Harry off Ginny, "Let's go Harry."

Harry wouldn't let go of Ginny so she went along too.

Hermione, Harry, and Ginny arrived at the Gargoyle guarding Dumbledoor's office moments later.

Hermione muttered, "Lemon drops?"

Harry said, "Twinkies?"

Ginny cleared her throat, "Mac and Cheese?"

"Sugar quills?"

"Bernie Botts Every-Flavored Beans?"

"Reeses?"

"Chicken Pops?"

Ginny shouted in exasperation, "Oh, go fuck yourself!"

Then suddenly the door opened and the three just looked at each other and entered.

They reached the door to Dumbledoor's office and they heard Opera music from inside and then Dumbledoor singing, "Pacardo he-ee was my friend. And then he took my sweetums and fucked her till she cried!"

Harry suddenly burst through the door, "Professor, I'm sorry to, er, disturb you, but we have a problem."

Ginny muttered, "And obviously you do too."

"Ron's been kidnapped!" Hermione screamed.

The Head Master turned down the music with questionable lyrics.

"Kidnapped? Are you sure?"

Hermione sighed, "No, I just saw a hippogriff fly away and he had disappeared."

"Well, we'll have the teachers search the premises. Mr. Potter, Miss Weasley, I need to talk to Miss Granger alone, please wait on the stair case."

"Sure!" Harry grinned and grabbed Ginny dragging her out of the office.

"Miss Granger, where were you when it happened?" Dumbledoor asked.

"We were on the roof, of the Astronomy tower," Hermione mumbled.

"What were you doing on the roof?"

"We were, er, talking," Hermione answered.

"Hermione-"

"All right, we were, um, smiling?"

"Now, Miss Granger I need the truth. If not you will be expell-"

"Well all right then! We were... making out!" Hermione bellowed it.

"Excuse me?" Dumbledoor said, "I'm not up to today's lingo."

"Lingo? Oh, um, kissing, snogging, however you want to put it," Hermione's face was bright red.

"Ahh, well at least he didn't fuck you until you cried."

Hermione gaped at him, "Excuse me?"

"Sorry. So anyway what happened after that?"

"He went over to the side of the roof," Hermione explained.

"Why?"

"To, uh, look over the edge."

"Hermione..."

"All right! He had to take a piss! It's perfectly normal!"

"Oh, so that was the trickling down my window," Dumbledoor replied.

"OK, right. And then I heard all these moaning noises. Perfectly normal as well," Hermione stated.

"Did you think he was with another woman?"

"No, I thought he was constipated or something. So anyway, then I saw a hippogriff fly away. That's exactly what happened," Hermione answered.

Hermione made her way to the stairs to find Ginny and Harry snogging again. "Can't you guys take anything seriously! I mean really! Ron's been kidnapped and all you two can think about is permanently attaching your tongues."

"I wasn't attaching my tongue to anyone, Hermione. I was comforting Ginny," Harry lied.

Hermione sighed annoyed, "Yeah, sure."