Hello again! I was thrilled at the number of reviews I got this fic's first day! To all of you who assumed so, I was not smoking anything! (Hard to believe, ain't it?)

Shinigami Hilde-Meag, thank you soooo much for the review! ;.; I did forget that one, didn't I? I'll have to compile the "Things the Chars Will Never Say" into one fic.

Caj-trixie-Of course he should! And I'm doing one for all of the guys in Inuyasha. Hence the title.

Melis, Karen, Jessie, Meag, Dan, and all my other very good online friends out there- Thankies for lowering yourselves to read such insanity!

Kima-^^ Reading all your fics has inspired me greatly. Thanks for the review!

Steph, Britt, Sam, Allison, and Laura-^^ Hope you like it!

All Inuyasha characters belong to Takahashi Rumiko-sensei. Wish I owned them, but I don't. I just temporarily loaned them from the Otaku Bank of America. And I kinda promised Inu I'd have him home by nighttime. He gets lonely without Kagome. ^.~

The song "I'm Too Sexy" belongs to RightSaidFred. This is a simple parody songfic, nothing more.

            The "Hush Puppy" joke at the end is something my friend Li came up with. She was doing a shonen-ai Rp with her friend to scare newbies away, and the pairing was Inu/Miroku. And Miroku was calling Inu, "Hush Puppy." ¬¬

            "Onii-chan" means "Older Brother" and "Ototo-chan" means "Younger Brother" and "Ningen" means "Human" and "Hanyou" means "Half-demon" and "Youkai" means "Full Demon"

            It, in case you can't guess, is referring to Kagome's "Osuwari" (Sit)

Inu-chan Too Sexy

By HikariNoMiko

I'm too sexy for Kagome, too sexy for Kagome,
Kagome's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my Tetsusaiga, too sexy for my Tetsusaiga,
So sexy it hurts.
And I'm too sexy for Japan, too sexy for Japan,
Modern times and China
And I'm too sexy for Miroku,
Too sexy for that bitch Kikyou,
No way I'm fighting Naraku.

I'm a sexy hanyou, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I do my little turn in the air

I'm too sexy for my ears too sexy for my ears
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hair
Too sexy for my hair what do you think about that

I'm a sexy ningen, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I shake my little touché in the air

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

I'm a sexy youkai, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I shake my little touché in the air

I'm too sexy for my brother too sexy for my brother
Poor brother poor brother Sesshoumaru
I'm too sexy for Kagome, too sexy for Kagome,
Kagome's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Quote from my friend, Hotaru Motou. "But Inu ain't too sexy for Ana!"

Things Inu Would Never Say And let's hope he never really would say them. O.o

Inu: "Houshi-sama!" (Takes Miroku's hands into his.) "I shall bare your child!"

Miroku: "Oh, Hush Puppy!"

Inu: (On the verge of tears.) "And then she said it!"

Kouga: "WHAT?! What a fuckin' bitch!"

Inu: (Hugs Kouga, both sobbing into the other's shoulder.) "I'm so glad we understand each other!"

Kouga: "Me too, man! Me too!"

Inu: "God, onii-chan! Why the hell do you always pick on me?!" (Breaks down into tears.) "I'm a fragile hanyou!"

Sesshoumaru: "…." (Hugs him, patting his back.) "There, there, ototo-chan."

Inu: "Kagome… I think it's sooo sexy when you say it."