CHAPTER 4
The Mysterious Piece of Paper
DISCLAIMER: We don't own this. Duh. Not owned my me, not owned by you. Owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. And we don't own Eminem's song "Without Me."
AUTHORS' NOTE: Well here it is numba four!!!!! Our song: (note: don't take this personally, we are on a sugar high.) Yo, Yo, Yo, Go tubular dudes! Guess who's back... back again? Cherry Soda and Chocolate Milk are back... Review again. Read our crap, Review it back. Um..... Deerneerneer Dundundundun Well here is numba four We're gunna kick u out the door We're gunna kick u on the floor I know our song is such a bore But Pansy Parkinson is a whore!
AUTHORS' NOTE 2: So, Chocolate Milk and Cherry Soda were talking about how to spell Parseltongue. Chocolate Milk consulted The Chamber of Secrets book to find it. Parselmouth popped up in the Dueling Club Chapter, and so Chocolate Milk said, "So we'll just put a tongue in the mouth." This was unintentional (we swear! Chocolate Milk did not mean it like that!), that's why it was funny. And if you don't get it then you're a saint.
Now onto Chapter 4!!!!!!!!!
The next day, Dumbledore sent for Harry, Hermione, and Ginny.
"We searched the premises for Ron, we could not find him. But there is one place we have not searched," Dumbledore said.
"What is that, Professor?"
"The Chamber of Secrets," said Dumbledore, "and the only person we can open the Chamber of Secrets is, Harry Potter! So, Harry, I'm going to send you down to the Chamber of Secrets. And the only volunteer was Snape, but I was afraid he would lock you in. So you may pick the student of your choice to go with you."
Harry looked back and fourth between Hermione and Ginny. Well, he thought, it would be nice to have five bloody hours of making out with Ginny, in private. But she may get hurt... and then I'd have no one to snog with. But if a monster's down there and I save her then she'll like me even more. But then again, the risk is to high-
"I'll go with Harry," Hermione suggested.
"Well, splendid then!" Dumbledore said.
That night with McGonagalls permission, Harry and Hermione went down to the girls' bathroom. But unfortunately in order to get to the Chamber they had to go past.... dun dun dun.... Moaning Myrtle
In a seductive tone Myrtle said, "Hiiiii Harry," And then in a monotonous voice, "Granger." Just to acknowledge her presence.
Harry bent his head and muttered, "Hi, Myrtle."
"Harry, how come you haven't been by to see me in a long time?" Myrtle asked.
"Well, um, I've been busy," Harry muttered.
"Yeah, sure I know all about that. The whole world knows about you and... Ginny Weasley... I can't believe you cheated on me, Harry."
Harry sighed, "I would never have a girlfriend who's a ghost."
Hermione nudged him, "I think you should stop now."
Harry glared at her, "No. Myrtle you should know that I don't like you, I was never your boyfriend. My God! After all this time, you'd think you could take a hint!"
But to everyone's surprise, Myrtle didn't cry. "Well, Harry, for you information, I do have a boyfriend. And he's a man!" Myrtle retreated to her stall and came back with Cedric Diggory.
"Cedric!" Hermione gasped.
"What are you doing here?" Harry gasped.
Cedric sighed, "Well, Voldemort thought that my eternity as a ghost would be more torturous here."
Harry and Hermione nodded to each other.
Hermione pointed to the sink and said, "Harry, we'd better get going."
Harry nodded and went over to the sink.
"Open up," Harry said in Parseltongue.
Suddenly the sink went towards Harry, then down. It revealed a man hole.
"Come on, Hermione," Harry said . Then he jumped into the hole. Hermione jumped after him.
When the finally reached the bottom there was a piece of parchment.
Harry said," What the hell is this?"
Hermione said, "Well, Harry, I think this is a piece of parchment."
"Grr," growled Harry, "I know that but what does it do? I should have brought Ginny."
"Harry! It's a fuckin' piece of parchment what do you think it does?"
Suddenly the parchment wrote, "Now, now, kids. No profanity."
Harry said, "This sounds oddly familiar."
Hermione looked at it with curiosity, "Um, parchment, are you Professor Binns?"
"No you, mudblood."
Hermione, overcome with rage, got up and was about to step on it. But Harry pulled her back.
"No, Hermione, we need this!" said Harry. He looked over at the paper and shook is finger (guess which one) "You watch your mouth!"
The paper wrote, "Look, kid, I'm not about to get into the fact that I don't have a mouth, but do you want to save your friend or not?"
"Of course we do!" said Hermione.
The paper wrote," Well, you have to go to the (dun dun dun) Castle of Secrets."
The Mysterious Piece of Paper
DISCLAIMER: We don't own this. Duh. Not owned my me, not owned by you. Owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. And we don't own Eminem's song "Without Me."
AUTHORS' NOTE: Well here it is numba four!!!!! Our song: (note: don't take this personally, we are on a sugar high.) Yo, Yo, Yo, Go tubular dudes! Guess who's back... back again? Cherry Soda and Chocolate Milk are back... Review again. Read our crap, Review it back. Um..... Deerneerneer Dundundundun Well here is numba four We're gunna kick u out the door We're gunna kick u on the floor I know our song is such a bore But Pansy Parkinson is a whore!
AUTHORS' NOTE 2: So, Chocolate Milk and Cherry Soda were talking about how to spell Parseltongue. Chocolate Milk consulted The Chamber of Secrets book to find it. Parselmouth popped up in the Dueling Club Chapter, and so Chocolate Milk said, "So we'll just put a tongue in the mouth." This was unintentional (we swear! Chocolate Milk did not mean it like that!), that's why it was funny. And if you don't get it then you're a saint.
Now onto Chapter 4!!!!!!!!!
The next day, Dumbledore sent for Harry, Hermione, and Ginny.
"We searched the premises for Ron, we could not find him. But there is one place we have not searched," Dumbledore said.
"What is that, Professor?"
"The Chamber of Secrets," said Dumbledore, "and the only person we can open the Chamber of Secrets is, Harry Potter! So, Harry, I'm going to send you down to the Chamber of Secrets. And the only volunteer was Snape, but I was afraid he would lock you in. So you may pick the student of your choice to go with you."
Harry looked back and fourth between Hermione and Ginny. Well, he thought, it would be nice to have five bloody hours of making out with Ginny, in private. But she may get hurt... and then I'd have no one to snog with. But if a monster's down there and I save her then she'll like me even more. But then again, the risk is to high-
"I'll go with Harry," Hermione suggested.
"Well, splendid then!" Dumbledore said.
That night with McGonagalls permission, Harry and Hermione went down to the girls' bathroom. But unfortunately in order to get to the Chamber they had to go past.... dun dun dun.... Moaning Myrtle
In a seductive tone Myrtle said, "Hiiiii Harry," And then in a monotonous voice, "Granger." Just to acknowledge her presence.
Harry bent his head and muttered, "Hi, Myrtle."
"Harry, how come you haven't been by to see me in a long time?" Myrtle asked.
"Well, um, I've been busy," Harry muttered.
"Yeah, sure I know all about that. The whole world knows about you and... Ginny Weasley... I can't believe you cheated on me, Harry."
Harry sighed, "I would never have a girlfriend who's a ghost."
Hermione nudged him, "I think you should stop now."
Harry glared at her, "No. Myrtle you should know that I don't like you, I was never your boyfriend. My God! After all this time, you'd think you could take a hint!"
But to everyone's surprise, Myrtle didn't cry. "Well, Harry, for you information, I do have a boyfriend. And he's a man!" Myrtle retreated to her stall and came back with Cedric Diggory.
"Cedric!" Hermione gasped.
"What are you doing here?" Harry gasped.
Cedric sighed, "Well, Voldemort thought that my eternity as a ghost would be more torturous here."
Harry and Hermione nodded to each other.
Hermione pointed to the sink and said, "Harry, we'd better get going."
Harry nodded and went over to the sink.
"Open up," Harry said in Parseltongue.
Suddenly the sink went towards Harry, then down. It revealed a man hole.
"Come on, Hermione," Harry said . Then he jumped into the hole. Hermione jumped after him.
When the finally reached the bottom there was a piece of parchment.
Harry said," What the hell is this?"
Hermione said, "Well, Harry, I think this is a piece of parchment."
"Grr," growled Harry, "I know that but what does it do? I should have brought Ginny."
"Harry! It's a fuckin' piece of parchment what do you think it does?"
Suddenly the parchment wrote, "Now, now, kids. No profanity."
Harry said, "This sounds oddly familiar."
Hermione looked at it with curiosity, "Um, parchment, are you Professor Binns?"
"No you, mudblood."
Hermione, overcome with rage, got up and was about to step on it. But Harry pulled her back.
"No, Hermione, we need this!" said Harry. He looked over at the paper and shook is finger (guess which one) "You watch your mouth!"
The paper wrote, "Look, kid, I'm not about to get into the fact that I don't have a mouth, but do you want to save your friend or not?"
"Of course we do!" said Hermione.
The paper wrote," Well, you have to go to the (dun dun dun) Castle of Secrets."