All Inuyasha characters belong to Takahashi Rumiko-sensei. Wish I owned them, but I don't. I just temporarily loaned them from the Otaku Bank of America. And I kinda promised Inu I'd have him home by nighttime. He gets lonely without Kagome. ^.~

The song "I'm Too Sexy" belongs to RightSaidFred. This is a simple parody songfic, nothing more.

            The "Hush Puppy" joke in the song is something my friend Li came up with. She was doing a shonen-ai Rp with her friend to scare newbies away, and the pairing was Inu/Miroku. And Miroku was calling Inu, "Hush Puppy." ¬¬

            I have dedicated this one to Kima. Lord knows she's probably saying, "Houshi-sama damn well better NOT think he's too sexy for Sango! Houshi-sama could NEVER be too sexy for Sango!" ^^ Love ya, Kima, and thanks for reading!

Inu-chan Too Sexy

By HikariNoMiko

I'm too sexy for Sango, too sexy for Sango,
Sango's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my staff, too sexy for my staff,
So sexy it hurts.
And I'm too sexy for Japan, too sexy for Japan,
Modern times and China
And I'm too sexy for Mushin,
Too sexy for that Hush Puppy,
No way I'm fighting Naraku.

I'm a sexy houshi, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the ground
Yeah on the ground, on the ground, yeah
I do my little turn on the ground

I'm too sexy for tanuki too sexy for tanuki
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hair
Too sexy for my hair what do you think about that

 I'm a sexy houshi, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the ground
Yeah on the ground, on the ground, yeah
I shake my little touché on the ground

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

I'm a sexy houshi, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the ground
Yeah on the ground, on the ground, yeah
I shake my little touché on the ground

I'm too sexy for Koharu too sexy for Koharu
Poor little poor little Koharu
I'm too sexy for Sango, too sexy for Sango,
Sango's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Thing Miroku Would Never Say

Miroku: "Sesshie-sama, will you bare my child?"

Sess: "………"

Inu: "Ohmigod, the bouzu and Sesshoumaru are gay!"

Miroku: (Looks shocked.) "You mean… Sesshoumaru is a guy!?"

Inu & Sess: "………"

Miroku: "Jakoutsu, will you bare my child?"

Jakotsu: "Mmm… Houshi-dono, you know I would!"

Inu: (Mutters under his breathe.) "Yeah, if you were a woman."

Miroku: "Hush Puppy, will you bare my child?"

Inu: (Hugging him and sobbing.) "Oh, Houshi-sama, I was waiting for you to ask me! You know that I would!"

Miroku: "Oh, I'm so happy!"