AN: -sigh- Gomen ne, minna. Hikari got REALLY lazy and didn't feel like writing. But I'm back! Mwahahaha! More insanity… this time, I'm making fun of one of my favorite male characters—Kouga! There will be between one and three more chapters, and then this one will be done. So… Enjoi!
Kudos to Lauren for helping me with my writer's block on the quotes.
Inuyasha belongs to Takahashi
Rumiko, and the Sexy song belongs to Right Said Fred. I belong to myself, and
this computer belongs to me. Many other things also belong to me, as I could
list, but I would annoy the hell out of you then!
Kouga-kun Too Sexy
By Hikari-chan
I'm too sexy for Ayame, too sexy for Kagome,
Ayame's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shards, too sexy for my wolves,
So sexy it hurts.
And I'm too sexy for Japan, too sexy for Japan,
Modern times and China
And I'm too sexy for that inukkoro,
Too sexy for that houshi,
No way I'm fighting Naraku
I'm a youkai, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I do my little turn in the air
I'm too sexy for my wolves too sexy for my wolves
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my tail
Too sexy for my tail what do you think about that
I'm a youkai, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I shake my little touché in the air
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
I'm a youkai, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in the air
Yeah in the air, in the air, yeah
I shake my little touché in the air
I'm too sexy for my wo-man too sexy for my wo-man
Poor little poor little Kagome
I'm too sexy for Ayame, too sexy for Ayame,
Ayame's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Things Kouga-kun would never say. Well… Maybe he would say them…
Kouga: "Lookit my sexeh tail, I-nu-k-ko-ro!"
Inuyasha: "…."
Kouga: "Dontcha wish YOU had a sexeh tail that you could seduce my wo-man with?"
Inuyasha: "…."
Kouga: I'm hungry… Oi, Inukkoro, cook me something!
Kouga: -yawn- I know this will be hard, Kagome, but… I think we should break it off for a while. It's been nice and all, but I just don't think we have that kind of chemistry… I'm really sorry… Friends?
Kouga: -in the shower- Ohhhhhhhhh, I've got a LUBERLY BUNCH of COCOANUTS, deedeedeedee… There they are, a-standing in a roooow… BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!!!!!
Ayame: O_O;; Kouga!?
Wolf-man #1: Err, no, he's gone out.
Kouga: SING WITH ME, MEN! MAN, I feel like a WOMAN! –proceeds to sing "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shaniah (sp?) Twain-