Hi! Hope you like this fic. If you want to know, Hibiki and Dita rule! Not like you don't know why. Okay, and I don't own Vandread. I know you know who Vandread belongs too... (I'm talking about Gonzo if you don't know...)

A few days later, Dita was already out the hospital room. Her abdomen was still bandaged due to the operation. She was watching Parfet while watching Paeksis and recording everything unusual. "Why do you need to record everything?" Dita asked Parfet. "Actually, I really don't know..." She stood up and sitted beside Dita. "Why do you ask questions like that?" Parfet questionned Dita. She just shrugged her shouders. "Any upgrades for any of the Dreads lately?"

"Oh! I've forgotten that! Thanks Dita!" Parfet grabbed her tools and ran to the Dreads. She was twitching some bolts and putting in some wires. "What about the Vanguards?" Dita asked again. "Nope. Couldn't find any," Parfet answered while disconnecting a wire. "Why are you disconnecting those? Everytime you upgrade, you just put something in,"

"Well, I found this in one of the files. It even says that those upgrades are for advanced machinery only. When I looked at it, all you need are simple tools," Parfet told Dita while reaching for a screwdriver in her toolbox. "You're such a good technecian! I'll never be like you..."

"But your a pilot! You'll never be like me! I'm a technician!"

"What I meant was, you're good already. But me, Leader shouts at me. Barnette screams at me. Jura says I'm always wrong. Uchuujin-san always scolds me. People say I'm so childish and that I don't know anything. If I remember right, Pai even told me that I don't deserve to be here," Dita's eyes were beggining to be a little watery. "Don't be sensitive Dita. That is so immature," Parfet told Dita. Parfet was lucky that Dita didn't know what 'Immature' means. "I know," Dita simply answered. Parfet got up and went over to Meia's dread. Dita got up and left without Parfet knowing. "Dita, could you give me the wrench. Dita?" When Parfet looked backwards, Dita wasn't were she used to be.

Hibiki was back at the storage area, still digging for stuff. "What's this?" He was holding a gun and fired it by accident. "Uchuujin-san! You shouldn't fire those things in here!" Dita screamed with eyebrows meeting at the center. "But Dita, I--"

"What if you hurt someone? You'd be thrown out in space!" She kept yelling. "Dita, please--"

"Please what? Please be quiet? I had enough!" She screamed. "Dita! Listen!"

"Listen to what! All, you ever talk about is yourself! You never even talked about anything else!"
"You know? Men were right! Women are nothing but witches that suck the souls out of you!"

"Suck this! Uchuujin-san!" She threw something at him. "Never fire those things again or I'll throw Pai at you!" She walked out the door. "Paicheck! Oooh... Hibiki is in trouble! Hibiki is in trouble! Ribbit!" Pai kept dancing while singing those lines. Hibiki regained conciousness and looked at Pai. "What happened?" He asked. "Hibiki got smacked on the head by Dita! She never does that! You are in trouble!" Pai was now jumping up and down. He just walked out on her. "Dita, What happened to you?" he said in private with nobody around.

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Hibiki walked to Dita's room. He punched in the numbers and the door opened. 'Where are all the alien toys she use to make?' He thought. Her room was a little cleaner than usual. He sat on her bed and scanned her newly decorated room. "Who told you that you could come in here?" A voice coming from the door echoed. "Dita?"

"Who did you expect? General Idiot or the one with hair dipped in yellow paint?"
"Jura?"
"Get out of here..."
"Why should I?"
"I need my room, now..."
"But why?"

"Because I need it, Uchuujin-san!" Dita pushed Hibiki through the door way and sealed the door. Hibiki just walked away like always. He met Meia running. "What's the commotion?" He asked. "Jura and Barnette are tied up! I need something sharp to cut through," She said hurriedly and ran. Hibiki searched for the two and found them inside Jura's place. Meia came back with Duero's scissors. "Don't move,"

Three hours later, Jura and Barenette were free. "Who did this to you?" Hibiki asked. "Dita,"

"WHAT!!! Did I here right? Dita? Did that?" Meia was so shocked. "She called me horny monster! I don't even know what horny means!" Jura screamed. "And she told us not to go near the Leader of the Idiots!"

"Whose that?" Hibiki asked. "She said that it was the light green-haired devil with a heart of stone," Barnette answered. "Why did she say that?" Meia asked, now a little angry with her fist closed. "She said it's for her to know and us to find out," They both replied in chorus. Meia looked at Hibiki. "What in the world happened between the two of you?"

"What in the world do you mean? I didn't do anything to her! Maybe the three of you did it! What stupid trick did you pull on her?!?" He screamed back at the two. "None," They all answered back. "Yeah, right," Hibiki walked out on the three.

It was night time and all lights were out. Someone was sneaking around quietly going in and out the storage. Bringing a few things out and placing them wherever it should be placed. "What would happen if suddenly, the alarm just turned off?" the eerie whisper echoed through the corridors of Nirvana. "3...2...1..." The alarm rang crazily. Misty woke up with something foamy on her face. Parfet's room was full of string tied to one another. Barnette's hair was standing up and was a little whiter than usual. Meia found herself with goo all over her. Jura's hands were tied together with her feet. Bart's bald head was full of drawings. Duero's face had markings on it. Hibiki had something crawling on the tip of his nose and his hair was tied to the end of his bed. Pyoro was tied up with wires and Ezra was trapped under the steel bars that surrounded her. Pai found her self with some cloth stuffed in her mouth.

"AAAHHH!" they all screamed at the same time. "Hehehe. Just like I planned. Man, I never thought the storage would come in very handy," Dita said. Meia knew right away that Dita was under all this. "Dita!" She stood up. When she was about to lift her foot, she couldn't. Her foot was stuck to the ground. "Damn Dita! Why me!?!"

Duero came out of his room. He was running to Parfet's dormitory. "Parfe... Whoa!" He tripped on one of the wires and landed on his back. The wire he pulled triggered the fall of the water balloons. The balloons landed right on the top of his head. Parfet was laughing very loud. "That wasn't very nice," She said even if she was laughing her lungs out. She took her glasses and put them on. "Who turned out the lights?" Parfet asked. She walked around with her arms stretched out, making sure she don't hit anyone. She tripped and landed right on top of Duero. They were both blushing furiously.

Hibiki was pulling his hair like he was playing tug of war. Bart wanted to get up but was having trouble doing it. "Curse you, Dita!" Bart screamed.

"Pyoro! Hurry up! I want to see Kahlua!" Ezra squeeled. "I'm doing it as fast as I can!"

"Barnette! Meia! Bart! Anybody! Help me! PLEASE! I can't breathe!" Jura screamed. She was already rolling all over the floor. Her hair was already stuck to her body.

Pai was the lucky one. She saw all traps that Dita laid inside her room. She heard someone running. "Gotcha, naughty Dita!" She told herself. She looked around the corner but no one was there. "But she was--"

"Silly Pai, I've got you," Pai was shocked. Dita's hair was ponied and she was wearing a grey colored cap backwards. The back of the cap was a hole and there was where her bangs fell out. She was only wearing her black midrib [not to be confused with a bra]. She had her pants very baggy like. Her boots were leather and she was wearing those glove-like things [The one that get cut off at the part of the middle of your fingers]. Dita sprayed Pai with cheese. "Dita!"

"All you have to do is shut up and wait for me to stop,"

How's that? Kinda weird with Dita suddenly turning bad. Well, there would be no Growing Pains anyway if I don't put it in anyhows. Here some replies:

Enachan: You just gave me a good idea...

?: Whoever you are, we still friends.