Hi! Hope you like this fic. If you want to know, Hibiki and Dita rule! Not like you don't know why. Okay, and I don't own Vandread. I know you know who Vandread belongs too... (I'm talking about Gonzo if you don't know...)

"Last night was one of the most unpleasant nights Nirvana has ever experienced. One of our crew, had played one of the worst jokes ever," Magno has said it in front of the whole crew. Dita was sitted with her feet up in the air. "Ah, c'mon, Magno! Oh dearest leader! Couldn't you take a joke?"

"No, I couldn't," She answered. Dita just rolled her eyes and kept playing with the ball she was holding. "Will you quit it!? Damn it!" Meia grabbed the ball from Dita's hands. "Well, if you wanted one so badly, you should've ask. I got a whole stash in my room," Dita said while her feet was still up in the air. "Shut up! Look what you did?! And you say it was just a joke!?"

"Yeah. Duh, you don't have a mind, right? Magno said, One of the worst jokes Nirvana has ever experienced. You aren't using your ears at all," Dita told Meia. The crew was shocked. Hibiki, Bart and Duero stared like they was hit by paralysis. "I gotta go now. I still need some things to do,"

"You don't have anything to do, Dita," B.C told her. "Who are you to tell me what I gotta do? You aren't my Homme, are you?" Dita walked out the door. "She makes me wanna kill her,"

"Quiet, B.C. Dita just grew up," Magno said, closing her eyes. "Even if she turned out what was not expected, she is still included in our family," She continued.

Dita was going to her room but she was stop by Hibiki. "Dita! Wait up!" He was running towards her. "What in the universe do you want now, Baka?" She stopped. "What happened? Why did you change?"

"Well, that's for me to--"

"Know and you to find out. I know that. Barnette and Jura told me and Meia the whole story," He was panting. "Let see, did Uchuunjin-san talk to Misty again? Oh, I forgot, you and Misty are always together, which is why you act like her already.No buzz off, Baka," She told him and walked away. He just stood there, looking at her.'Go after her, Go after her' A voice deep inside Hibiki kept whispering. "I can't," He told himself. He froze in his spot. Suddenly, someone embraced him. "Don't worry, Hibiki. She'll be alright," Misty said. "I guess," He closed his eyes to avoid the tears from flowing down. "C'mon, I'll help you clean your room," He followed her.

Hibiki was wiping the floor while Misty was cleaning the bed. "What happened to Dita? She was never like this," Hibiki didn't answer Misty's question. "Hibiki?" She threw a pilllow at him. "What did you do that for!?!" He threw the pillow back at her. She simply dodged it. "Watch the master at work!" She used the pillow to hit him. "I'll get back at you!" He picked the pillow up and swung it at her. Feathers were flying everywhere. After at least three minutes of pillow fighting, Hibiki's mind was without the name 'Dita' in sight. He was laughing harder as every second passed by.

An hour later, he was tired. Well, Misty wasn't. "Yay! I won!" She screamed. "No you didn't. I declare this battle postponed!" He said. "No fair! I won fair and square! No fair!" She bopped Hibiki one last time. "You'll never win against me. You're tired already. Your no challenge," Misty told Hibiki while she was walking out the door. "I'll win next time, Misty!"

"Never!" She shouted back. Hibiki wanted to sleep but the room was still messy. "Don't want to clean the room now. I'll just--"

He was sleeping like a baby.

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"Hibiki, you Baka! The room looks more messier than before!" Bart hit Hibiki. "I admit it. The room was messier than before. C'mon, let's clean it up,"

"Hibiki messed up the room and all you can say is Let's clean it up?!"

"Yes, that's all I can say," Mcfile answered Garsus. Duero picked up the pillows and cleaned his bed up. "He's very wierd," Bart whispered to Hibiki. "I heard that," Duero said. 'I'm going. I'm still pretty hungry,"

"Hibiki! After you make a mess, you leave everything to us? That ain't fair!" Bart's eyes were becoming watery. Hibiki nodded and went out the door. "I'm so hungry," He told himself. "Then why not shove melon head's head in your mouth. That would be a tasty treat," Someone at the back said. "Dita?" When Hibiki looked back, Dita's arms were crossed. She was smiling evily. "What are you planning now? Tripping me? You are not amusing," Hibiki told her and continued to walk. "No, I just wanted to warn you about the rope that I dropped here," Dita was still in her pose. "There is no rope her--"

Hibiki was hanging upside down. Dita was laughing hard. "Like I said, I lost my rope,"

"Are you annoying me? If you are, it isn't working at all," Hibiki told her. "What did Uchuujin-san say? All I heard was BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!" She screamed. "I said--"

"Blah blah blah!" Dita kept screaming. They were fighting the usual fight. "You get me down from here!"

"Make me," She said. "Your killing me!"

"I don't care," She answered. "Oh yes you do!" He screamed back. "No I don't!" She screamed back. "Yes you do!" Hibiki shouted and th rope broke. "You come back here this instant!" Hibiki ran after Dita. "No way am I going to follow orders for you, Uchuujin-san!" She screamed back. Hibiki ran after her wherever she went. They went through the canteen already. Dita jumped up the counter and Hibiki threw B.C's mug at her. Sh4e dodged it and said, "Your too slow, you baka!"

"I was only practicing, you immature child!" Hibiki threw another mug at her. "I am not immature!" She caught the mug and threw it right back at Hibiki.

"That's a big lump you got there. Nasty," Hibiki opened his eyes and saw Pai with her irritating frog puppet. She touched his big bruise on his head. "That hurts!" He shouted. He almost slapped Pai's arm but Duero entered the room. "B.C told me to tell you that you need more training. Just imagine it, Dita beating you? Impossible,"

"I guess Magno was right. She grew up. How did she become an expert in doing all those stunts in just one night?" He asked. Duero shrugged his shoulders and gave Hibiki some pills. "These would ease the pain for a little while," He said. Pai took the pills and shoved one into Hibiki's mouth. "Do you feel any better?" She questionned Hibiki.

"You didn't have to put your whole hand inside my mouth!" He answered. He buried his face into his pillow. "Pai! Get out of here!" When he looked back, it was Misty. "Ah... Sorry. I didn't mean it. I thought you were Pai,"

"That's okay. Does it hurt?"
"Not much,"
"That was one fight there,"
"Yup. She is one heck of a fighter. She's got good game,"

"Hai. She got you good. Look at the size of this lump," Misty rubbed his bruise. Hibiki didn't hesitate anyway. He looked at Misty with a face which said 'Don't Stop'. Well, she didn't stop. Her rubbing evolved to massaging Hibiki's back. Without notice, Parfet bulged in the room. "Doctor! One of the crew slipped!" She screamed. She grabbed Duero and dragged him with her. "Well, gotta go. I think Meia's calling," She stood up and left the room.

"New love?" Hibiki whispered. He saw Dita walk by the door. "Or two loves?"

That's all folks. Here some replies:

Ena-chan: You might wanna put that spoon down, I might get hurt...

Chou Nuriko: Keep reading. Thas all I can say...

Missing Link: Thanx! Nobody ever called my their favorite. Not even my mother...):

dark-angel0098: Here's the update!

!Got one question!

Do you think I should put hentai in this fic? Be nice, I've been hit too many times. TOO many times.