Hi! Hope you like this fic. If you want to know, Hibiki and Dita rule! Not like you don't know why. Okay, and I don't own Vandread. I know you know who Vandread belongs too... (I'm talking about Gonzo if you don't know...)

Hibiki was staring at the ceiling. He gazed at the ceiling like it was so beautiful. "Damn. Why do I have to suffer from feelings so deep?" He asked himself. "You know, Hibiki, you can get up already. That bruise isn't as bad to be considered to be confined in the clinic," Duero said while walking in the door. Hibiki stood up and walked out the door. He looked both ways before making another move. "Duero? What happened in the machinery room?"

"Bad fall. Pai put some lubricant on the ladder,"
"She is so childish,"
"Like a certain someone I know,"

"Keep your mouth shut," Hibiki hissed. He just walked along the corridor, he didn't want to talk to anybody that time. He might get pissed off like what Duero did. "Baka, I don't love anybody in particular. I love Meia, Jura, Barnette, Magno, Ezra and Parfet just as a friend. Dita and Misty I consider maybe... More? But that isn't to be considered love as in real love?" He kept his mind in the complication he had. "Uchuujin-san!" Hibiki heard Dita's voice. It wasn't like the usual bad girl tone but it was more like before. When he looked back, he saw nothing. "Hibiki! Help!" Hibiki looked back again, hearing Misty's voice. "Am I hearing things? Barnette!" He ran to Barnette's post.

"Barnette! I'm hearing things!" Hibiki said while panting. "You look pretty tired. Have you been running from Dita again?" Barnette asked. "NO!!! Haven't you been listening? I just need an answer. I'm thinking, maybe you know,"

"So your hearing things. Do you have any problems?" She ask. 'Maybe just looking at you is a problem' He thought. "Can't I just not say my problems? It's pretty personal,"

"I won't know the answer if you won't tell me your problem,"
"No I won't!"
"Then I'll make you!"
"No you can't!"

Meia and Jura appeared from nowhere. "Tie him up, now!" Barnette ordered the two. Hibiki ran to the door. "Not so fast, Mr. Alien," Meia said while holding Hibiki's shirt. "Sit down, Mr. Alien," Jura pushed him to the chair. "Now, for the finale, Mr. Alien," Barnette was holding a rope. She tied his hands first to the arms of the chair. Next, his feet. " Now, I was just wondering, will you tell me your problem, Mr. Alien?"

"Only the red-haired girl has permission to call me that!" He screamed at the two. "Who? Dita? She calls you Uchuujin-san. We call you Mr. Alien, right girls?"

"Right,"

"Now, if you won't tell us your problem, we'll have to deal with you," Barnette suddenly whipped out Jura's make-up. "Spit it out. I know you have a problem," Meia said and whipped out Jura's brush. "I wonder what will you look like with my clothes on, Mr. Alien," She took a box out.

"Help! I'm being murdered!" Hibiki screamed. "Why are you guys black-mailing me?!" He screamed again. "A certain someone wants to know," Jura answered.

"Leave Uchuujin-san alone!" Dita barged in the door unexpectedly. "Guess our dream turned out to be reality," Meia whispered to the other two and smiled. The three let go of whatever they where holding and took out a laser gun. "Don't take another step and we won't fire," Meia told Dita. Dita looked around, wondering what to do. "I'll defeat all of you. First of all, Meia's gun would fly up in the air. Then, one of you would shoot me and I'll just dodge it. The second shooter would be the first to be knocked out. I'll throw something at Barnette before I get the other one's gun," Dita smiled. "Useless talk," Meia whimpered. Meia fired her laser gun but Dita had a mirror. The beam bounced off and hit Meia's gun. Jura ran to the right and Barnette to the left. Barnette was the first to fire. The beam passed through Dita's cheek because she looked to the right to dodge it. "Close one but not close enough," She said. Dita backflipped in the air avoiding another close beam from Jura's gun. "Enough!" Meia caught her gun and fired at Dita. It left a cut on her left arm. She fell down and held her arm like crazy. The three closed in on Dita. "Had enough?" Jura asked. Dita opened her closed eyes and screamed, "Never!" She kicked Jura and broke her nose. "Like I said, the second shooter would go down first," She smirked. Dita grabbed Jura's gun and hit Meia in the head. "So my plan wasn't followed but that would do," She smirked. Barnette centered the laser on Dita's forehead. "Don't move," Barnette told her. "Okay!" Dita threw her boot in the air. It was about to land on Barnette but she fired it. "Smell my foot!" Dita kicked Barnette while damaging her arm. Meia regained conciouness at the right time. "Give up already!" She tackled Dita down. "Dita's down? No, she's up!" Dita rolled over and she was on top of Meia. "Watch me murderously kill this big fat idiot," She started punching Meia crazily. Meia was weak already and Dita stood up. "Don't ever mess with me. *BANG* The sound of the laser echoed the room. Dita turned around and saw Barnette refusing to give up. Dita dodge it again but this time she did it the Matrix way [slow motion and everything]

"Be amazed by my moves," Dita said while doing a Charlie's Angel's pose. "You won't take us down, ever!" Barnette couldn't take it anymore. She just wanted proof of Dita's love for Hibiki. It went too far. She threw her gun at Dita and ran out the door. "Oh no," Dita whispered when she caught the gun. She dragged the tied up Hibiki out the door. She closed it. *BOOM* An explosion occured inside Barnette's post.

"What was that!?" Hibiki screamed in curiousity. "Jura's mud pack. Barnette ordered Parfet to make a mud bomb for them and install it inside her gun. Poor Meia,"

"Poor Meia?"

"I barely live when I smell that thing. This is the reason why Jura smells so bad," She said. "Oh yeah, and this moment," Hibiki stared at her while she was untying the last knot on his body. "Never happened," She added. "Ouch!" She held her arm. "Are you okay?" Hibiki asked. "Yes, rrr... Ne.. ver... been... better. I'll be in my rr..room if...ff someone n...needs me, O.k...k...ay?" Hibiki nodded and Dita took off.

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Hibiki and Bart were both carrying Meia. Duero was carrying Jura. "Is Meia really this heavy?" Bart complained and let go of Meia's body. "Shut up and keep carrying her! She's heavy!" Hibiki screamed. They both looked at Meia's mud covered body. "You carry her!"

"No! You do it!"

"Will the both of you pipe down?" Duero requested. "She's heavier than my bed!" Bart agaun complained. "Shut up!" Hibiki hiy Bart. "Okay,"

They arrived at the clinic. Meia had a big bruise on the head and a really very black eye and a very bloody nose. Jura's nose was totally broken. At that time, Barnette showed up. "Can't you do something with my hand? I think Dita's kick broke it. And also this one," She pointed to her knee. "I got it from falling down when I ran away from my post,"

Duero told the two to put Jura and Meia down the bed. "Come here, I'll bandage it," He led Barnette to his table and got the gauze from the drawer. He was carefully bandaging it and asked, "How did the plan go?" Barnette was pretty curious. 'How does he know... Parfet' She thought. "Kinda went overboard. Hibiki fell for that Misty voice back there. I wasn't pretty sure that Hibiki would come to me, but it worked any way,"

"What about Red-Headed Girl's voice?" Hibiki was listening to their little talk. "Dita's voice? We I don't remember including her voice. Why do you ask?"

Hibiki stared at her with no expression on his face.

Woah! Dita was Hyper! Wait a little while for the next chappie. It's Chrismas already and I'm really busy.
Karla: No you aren't!
Shut up you snitch! That was my little sis' Here some replies:

Chou Nuriko: First Enechan, now You. Uhm... Let me guess, one more order?

Enachan: Well, sorry. I had my plots on making it Hib/Mis for a while because it's Hib/Dit forever!

megane-san_87: Hentai might be a little later, okie?

?: You again. You are stating the obvious. We still friends!