Hi! Hope you like this fic. If you want to know, Hibiki and Dita rule! Not like you don't know why. Okay, and I don't own Vandread. I know you know who Vandread belongs too... (I'm talking about Gonzo if you don't know...)

Dita was hanging out with Parfet, pretty much dissing her already. "Parfet, why do you have to wear those big old ugly glasses? They make you look like an annoying bug. No, a big annoying bug at least! Ahh! It's attacking me! The bug infestation has begun!" Dita screamed. Parfet was already pissed. She was only keeping the anger to herself. "Wait, you don't look like a bug,"

"Good," Parfet whispered. "To make you look like one, you should have feelers," Dita yanked Parfet's hair. 'Control, must control anger. Dita will pass. She won't take over me' Parfet thought. "But the feelers keep dropping down, I wonder what to do? Hmm... Aha! All you have to do is this!" Dita pulled something out of her pocket and smothered it on Parfet's hair. "This would hold it for a little while," She said. "Dita..." Parfet whimpered. "Oh, we can't forget those ugly wings," She stuck to big wings at the back of Parfet. Parfet wanted to throw the wrench she was holding at Dita. "Don't forget the big round bottom! Oh, your bottoms already big," Dita poked Parfet's bottom. "I have had it! Dita, come here!" Dita ran away from Parfet as fast as she can.

They ran through the corridors and knocked over a few members of the crew already. "Dita! Come back here! Look what you've done to me!"

"I already know! I'm not blind," She answered. "I have clearer eyes than a certain somebody!"

"Don't insult me anymore!" Parfet lunged at Dita. "Missed me! Missed me! Now you gonna kiss me!" Dita kissed Parfet in the forehead. Parfet could see stars from here to there. "One little star, Two little stars, Three little stars, Four little stars--"

"What's happened here?" Meia happened to passed by. "There are thirty three itsy bitsy bitsy itsy teeny weeny weeny teeny little tiny winy puny witty bitty stars, Meia!" Parfet said outloud. "I'm sure enough this has something to do with your presence," Meia hissed at Dita. "Oh really? Maybe it's the fact that Parfet is clumsier than Jura," She answered. Meia pointed her ring at Dita. "What happened?" She began to be serious. "Parfet lunged at me but my, let's say, superior coordination is far better than you've ever expected. She hit her head on the floor," Dita bragged. "You were just lucky,"

"No, no, no, Leader. Not lucky, gifted is more like it. Look at my ingenius plots. Entertaining, funny and best of all, one-of-a-kind! No one ever thought of this plot before!" Dita said and smiled. "Stop! You need some time in one of our cells. As they say, a rule broken is a punishment earned," Meia hissed. "Whoa! I didn't break any rule anyway. Look who's talking, you the one with the broken rule problem,"

"Five little sta-ars, floating by, one little star just poked me in the eye..." Parfet sang in the tune of the "hush little baby, don't say a word" nursery rhyme. "And which rule did I just break?"

"Where am I? Am I on the floor? What just happened here?" Parfet just regained her memory. "Are you sure you want to know which rule you just broke?"

"Meia broke a rule? I don't remember any rule she broke..." Parfet whimpered. "Well Parfet, are you sure she didn't break any rule?" Parfet nodded to what Dita said as she tried to stand up. "I didn't break any rule!" Meia screamed. Dita held Meia's head. "Illegal possesion of deadly weapon! One look into Meia's face will strike fear and grimace into one's face!"

Parfet laughed at the top of her lungs. "Wait, and that's not all. Don't forget her loyal subject, bug-eyed Parfet!" Dita pulled a rope tangling down from the ceiling. "Like I always say, Bai-Bai!" She ran off. Two huge barrels tipped over and covered the two with Pink and Blue paint. "Dita!!" They both yelled in chorus.

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"Misty, Uchuujin-san, Meia, Parfet--"

"Dita!"

"And Jura. Hehehe," Dita was laughing in the background. "Dita! Do you know where Meia--"

"Jura! Did you see Hibiki?"

"Bart! Maybe Dita has knowledge where Hibiki is. Oh, by the way Bart, is the water in th shower room running?" Jura asked. "Well--"

"Of course it's running! Look at his head! All the hair has already fallen because of the pressure!" A big exclamation point [anime style!] appears an Barts head while Jura laughs her lungs out. "And you've got bonus! Bart rarely goes to the bathroom, and that's a fact," Jura laughs louder. "Dita, you need some rest. Please go to bed,"

"No, I have lotsa hair. Not like you, Baldy!" Jura fell down from laughing already. "Baldy! Pressure! No hair! Where in the world do you get these jokes?!" Jura asked. "In my head. Of course, I'm sure your head could think of one, no? Jura?"

"Yes, of course!" Jura exclaimed. "I don't think so. The only thing inside your head is air!" This time, it was Bart's turn to laugh. "Go Dita! That's the way I like it!" He danced to the music. "At least I am more beautiful than you,"

"Bart, don't listen. She just likes the sound of her own voice. Or maybe she's just lessening the amount of air she already has in her head" Dita scadoodled off. "She bugs me," Jura whispered. "What happened to you two?" Bart asked as a pink and blue figure stepped in the room."Dita..."

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"Lookie here Hibiki, if Dita doesn't change, say good-bye to your buddy here," Meia and Jura pointed a laser gun at the Vanguard. "No!"

"And make sure that she doesn't insult me because of my bald head," Bart pointed a knife at Hibiki. "But Barnette, Meia and Jura always make fun of your head!"

"Because they have authorization to do so!" Bart slapped Hibiki's head. "Why not borrow hair from Jura? I'm sure she'll lend you some," Bart neared the knife at Hibiki. "Enough bald talk already,"

"And, if she makes fun of me one more time," Parfet took a out a pair of scissors so big, it could cut up Hibiki's head. "Say good-bye to your," Parfet look down. "Definitely not these! Don't you know a man needs these!?"

"We need a tube in the plumbing. I'm sure that would fit fine," Meia snickered. "I wonder what it taste like?" Jura asked. "Chicken?"

"Alright already!" Hibiki walked out. "Where do you get these ideas, Parfet?"

"Doctor," She smiled.

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"If I were Dita, where would I be?" Hibiki was in the hangar, searching for her. "She could be in the garden,"

Hibiki ran to the garden. He saw Misty there with a cast and her head was bandaged. He remembered something. "Misty, what was the purpose of man again?"

"I told you, try researching the archer," Then she smiled. "Stop smiling, your beggining to irritate me. Tell me. You know I'm not smart enough to figure out," He said. "Now tell me,"

"An archer always hits the bullseye,"
"What's the reason?"
"With his arrows,"
"I don't have any arrows!"
"Somewhere down under,"

"Your crazy! I don't know what your whimpering about!" Hibiki walk out the garden angry. "He doesn't know a thing about that stuff? I thought he was a good thinker,"

"Dita could be in her room," He checked for her there. "Aha!"

"Aha what?"
"Your here!"
"And your over there, great story,"
"Look, we need a talk,"
"Talk about what? Misty?"
"Stop it!"
"Stop talking? I thought we were going to talk,"
"Listen!"
"I thought we were going to talk? Your so confusing,"

"You've got a problem and I know you don't know what to do," Hibiki smiled and asked what was her problem.

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Replies:

?: You are so lucky I understand Tagalog. At panira ka rin! Hehehe.

Gorst: This is an AU fic if you've read the whole story.

The Untalkative Bunny: I think the way the characters act on screen doesn't match the way they look. And I can't seem to stop putting jokes in all my fics. This fic was meant for Romance only but it's so hard! I had to put in a few twitches and switches for a change. Glad you liked it! Uhm... And what does unorthodox mean anyway?

aoikachina_KWT: Uhm, here's Dita. Talk to her.

Dita: I AM NOT JEALOUS!!!!

mister kungfu@SMKK: Again, here is Dita to answer you review.

Dita: I AM NOT HIDING MY FEELINGS!!!! UCHUUJIN-SAN'S A JERK!!!!

Enachan: We hate Misty! We hate Misty! We must bash Misty in order to survive!

stelok: Thanks for reviewing and everything else in between [Whatever that means]! By any chance, are you the stelok who wrote the Bandread story? And by the way, don't read my reply to Enachan, please!

BKM2K3: I'm a boy. And I must stop the Hibiki torturing stuff! Now I must torture Dita in exchange!

Barto: Here's the other chapter. I am posting the other one as soon as possible.

demoreign: Welcome to the club, young one. Our motto is "We must bash Misty in order to survive..."

mik-moon78: Yup! I will continue to the very end!

megane-san87: If you want, we could kick her a** right now! You know, you give me a great idea for a new chapter in the later part of this fic.

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