Hi! Hope you like this fic. If you want to know, Hibiki and Dita rule! Not like you don't know why. Okay, and I don't own Vandread. I know you know who Vandread belongs too... (I'm talking about Gonzo if you don't know...)

Dita stared into Duero's eyes. "I'm...?" Duero nodded. "But?... Who?... How?... Why?... When?" Dita was already panicing. She had a lot of questions in mind. "Dita, don't panic. It's bad for someone pregnant to be nervous," Duero said. "You must have read the results wrong! No one is allowed to get pregnant at my age! I'm only sixteen!"

"Well, I don't know how you did it but you've done it. Your a Femme from now on," Duero told her. "You have to promise me that you won't tell anyone!" Dita begged Duero. "But in a few months, they would notice anyway,"

"But you don't understand! I would be punished!" Dita's eyes were becoming teary. "They would notice it whatever you do. It's no use hiding because your a dread pilot. They need you in every battle they have,"

"Don't you have anything that would take the child out of me?" Dita asked. "None actually. But I would promise that I won't tell them. Besides, if we kill the child now, aren't you asking yourself whose the Homme? And if you knew, whose smile would it get? Or whose eyes? Whose attitude? Whose likings? Dislikings even," After that, Dita followed Duero's questions. 'What is he yapping about? Oh! What's the outcome! Now I know.' She kept wondering. She smiled. "I guess you're pretty right. I don't even know whose Homme. Don't tell anyone, okay?" Duero nodded and put his hands in his pocket. "Oh yeah, and when I give birth, I don't want anyone to deliver the baby but you. No one should be in the room,"

"Okay, fine, whatever," Duero smiled. Dita walked out the door. "So, did Duero find anything wrong?" Meia turned up from nowhere. "Just something I just ate," Dita smiled. "Something you just ate? That's what you get for eating to many!... Food!"

"Your just jealous," Dita whispered. "What?" Meia didn't hear Dita because she was whispering too quietly. "I said your beautiful," Then she smiled. "Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what I heard. It kinda begins with the letter 'I'. Then, the second word begins with the letter 'L'. Then the third letter begins with the letter 'H',"

"The letters you'll be seeing is R.I.P when you say the whole sentence!" Dita screamed. "You don't have to yell," Meia said while she was shielding her ears. "Dita loves Hibiki?"

"Stop it, Meia!" Dita screamed again. "Again? Dita loves Hibiki," Meia ran for her life. "If I wasn't two persons, you would be lying on the floor," Dita whispered. "Eh? Your two persons?" Somone had heard what Dita said. "No! I'm not two persons! I mean, I'm too tired to... er... caution! Yeah! That's it!" Then, Dita walked away pretty fast but she was still walking. "She's too tired to caution? Who did teach Dita grammar lessons? Paiway?" Parfet asked.

Dita was walking fast. "Kero! Kero! Is Dita in trouble?" Pai's little puppet frog came out of nowhere. "No!" Dita answered. "Then why are you so nervous? Dita isn't that nervous when I pop up from somewhere," Dita shook her head. "Well, you see, Me and Meia were playing hide and seek!"

"But Meia's running, Kero, kero!"
"Hide and seek and run!"
"Dita, your hiding something from me! I will find out! Kero, kero!"

"I won't hide anything from you, I promise," Dita sweared. Pai thought of the deal Dita has made. "Are you sure? Then, tell me, the rumor is true?" Dita didn't want to talk anymore so she ran away from Pai as fast as she can.

Dita ran faster every second that goes by. She didn't care where she turned up as long as she's running. Without notice, she bumped into Misty. "Ah! Misty-san! Gomena!"

"Why are you the one running? Isn't Hibiki the one suppose to be the one whose running away? Not you?" Misty asked. "Baka! Get out of my way!" Dita shoved Misty out of her way and kept on running. 'No, no one should know' She told herself. "I must not stop running. Even if I run out of breath, I will run forever," She said. "Your not going anywhere!" Someone shouted at her back. She lunged into Dita. "Ouch!"

"Oh, Dita. What's your problem shoving me like that?" Misty asked. "And then saying to yourself that you would run forever? Impossible," Misty shook her head. "Get off me you big fat obnoxious idiot!" Dita pushed her but she was too tired. "No. So how was last night? Did you enjoy it? Was he delicious? How did it feel?" Dita was stunned. 'How did she know?' She thought. "Nothing happened last night," She whimpered. Dita was down on the floor face flat. She sighed and closed her eyes. "Someone's sleepy," Misty said. "From all this running around, you bet I am,"

"From running? Or the deed last night?" Misty asked. "I actually don't know now get off me!"

"Aha! You just said it!"
"Said what!"
"You did do the deed last night with him!"
"I didn't say anything!"
"You just admitted it! You said you actually don't know! And the choices were the running or the deed! You picked the in between! He he..."
"Get off me! I'm not a bed!"

"Alright already," Misty stood up. "Don't you ever brush your teeth? All your plaque ended up on my hair," Dita brushed her hair, clearing every spit that landed on it. "Hey! It's only spit. Not plaque," Misty told Dita. "Well, anything that comes out of your mouth is automatically plaque. Which is the reason Uchuujin-san won't eat your food," She sticks out her tongue at Misty. "What did I do to you?" Misty asked. "First, you tackle me down. Then, you infest me with your plaque, and then you tell me you don't know what you did?"

"Whatever," Misty just walked away. 'That was a close one' Dita leaned on the wall. 'All this not telling anyone about my secret stuff is beggining to bug me. And this is only the first day!' Dita's eyes widened. 'What more if almost a year?' She was sweating. 'Dita, relax. You might get hurt' She told herself.

"Hi!" Dita looked to her right. "Uchuujin-san!" Dita hugged Hibiki. "I can't take it anymore! Everyone's after me!" Dita buried her face into Hibiki's chest. "I knew it! My little observation was true! And they say I'm a snitch," Misty wanted to beat up Dita again at that time but she just kept cool. "That was just instinct, you good-for-nothing son-of-a--"

"Hibiki's gonna say a bad word!" Misty pointed at Hibiki. Dita let go of her hug. "Dog..." He whispered. "Uchuujin-san? I'll make some more food!" Dita said in her all nice girl tone. "That's not how Dita sounded a few minutes ago, noh Dita? You even told me that I was a big fat obnoxious idiot,"

"What are you saying?" Dita said, with a big sweatdrop [anime style!] on her forehead. "Tell me, Dita. You are now a mother and he is now a father," Misty smiled. "Huh?" They both responded blushing furiously. "What do you mean by father?" Hibiki asked Misty. "C'mon. You're the one who got Dita pregnant,"

"What do you mean? I'm not pregnant. Besides, I'm only sixteen. I'm too young," Dita said. 'I'm dead, she knows. He doesn't' Dita thought. "Too young to think of the consequences done on the bed," Misty smirked. [a/n: Misty's mind is malicious!] "Whose bed? Aye! No! That's not what I was supposed to say! I mean, what consequences? What did I do?"

"That did it. I guess I was wrong after all," Misty wandered to the cafeteria of Nirvana. "That was close," Dita whispered. "What was close?"

"Nothing!"

My lil' *cuzn's* helped each other destroying my computer. Since it was destroyed, I give you two new chappies. Well, the replies are in the next though.

*cuzn's*- /küzsn's/ Evil cousins from the world down under. Mostly called as Satan's little followers. This is rarely used by people excluding fatdog. He uses it all the time.

Fatdog's *cuzn's*:

Ian (5)
Dino(4)
Xandra (6)
Cheska (5)
Tricia (2)
Mari (6)
Sean (7)
Patrick (5)

The real deal - James (7)

What did they do?
They spilled water on the CPU. No further explanation. The CPU short-circuited. That is all.