Hi! Hope you like this fic. If you want to know, Hibiki and Dita rule! Not like you don't know why. Okay, and I don't own Vandread. I know you know who Vandread belongs too... (I'm talking about Gonzo if you don't know...)

Meia was shock. Her mouth was open. 'She's so young' She thought. Dita's eyes were teary. "So, are you going to kill me?" Dita asked. Meia didn't do anything. Meia just gazed at her. She was so shocked, she didn't know what was happening around her. "Nani?" She asked Dita. "Could you repeat what you said? I think I didn't hear it right," Meia looked down. "I'm pregnant," Dita said. A tear rolled down Dita's cheek. Meia put her hand on Dita's shoulder. Dita closed her eyes and turned away. "So, who's the Homme?" Dita looked at Meia. To her suprise, she wasn't mad. In fact, she was smiling. Dita hugged her. "Spikey," Dita's hug grew tighter. "I'm asking you, who is the Homme? You aren't answering,"

"Spikey might gossip," Dita put her finger on the tip of Meia's nose. Meia looked at the finger. Her eyes met at the center. "You'll have to wait until I give birth,"

"But what if the baby looks like you?" Meia questioned. "You'll know, I think so," Dita said. "C'mon Dita, I won't tell. Is it Parfet? Barnette? Jura? Ah! Gascogne!"

"You are not funny," Dita smile had turn into a funny frown. "Look, I'll wait. But how many months? Twelve?" Meia asked Dita. "Maybe, but I'm not really sure," She answered.

"Dita! Meia! Get out of there! I need the broom!" Someone had shouted from the outside. "Alright already," Meia opened the door. "So? Who's pregnant?" Jura had been eavesdropping on the two a few minutes ago. "Why were you eavesdropping?"

"No I wasn't," Jura flipped her hair backwards. "Your just making stories up, Jura," Dita snorted at the back as she reached for the broom inside the closet. "No I wasn't,"

"Then you were eavesdropping!" Meia poked Jura. "Don't poke me!" Jura poked Meia. "I'll poke you if you don't stop!"

"Well, you started it!" Jura poked Meia. "Why can't I talk to more decent people?" Dita asked herself and probably banged her head at the wall. Meia and Jura stopped poking at each other. "Ow," Dita held her head with a big mountain atop it. "Why did you just do that?" Jura questioned a hurt Dita. "It's because there are eavesdroppers standing by," Meia snickered. "I wasn't talking to you,"

"Oh, your guilty in what I just said? I was just practicing so when eavesdroppers are around and Dita does that, I'll know the exact words to say," Meia smiled. She was giggling in her thoughts. Jura's eyebrows met at the center. "You aren't funny, Meia"

"I wasn't joking anyone. Unless...,"
"Unless what?"

"Nothing," Jura kept the position of her eyebrows the same way it was before. "I hate you," She whimpered. "I hate you too!" Meia shouted in a very joyful manner. "Gimme the broom," Jura grabbed the broom from Dita. "And whatever is your secret, Jura will find out, the easy way, or the hard," Jura bid good-bye to the two.

"Spikey, you won't tell," Dita told Meia. Meia nodded. "I'm in the cafeteria finishing what is not done," Meia walked away. "Spikey! Wait up!" Dita ran after Meia. "What do you want?"

"I'm hungry also," Dita smiled. "That's what you get for being pregnant,"

"Spikey, if Pai were here, you would have been dead. Not so loud," Dita murmurred. Meia looked back at her. "Sorry," She apologized. "I smell fart," Meia hissed. She looked back. "Oh no, Misty was spying on us," Misty runs to the two with her annoying friend, Q-chan. "Spikey, you are so toast. Misty mouth is larger than Jura,"

"Two Paws, you are busted. Jura couldn't keep a secret for a second, what more if Misty?"

"Ahah! I knew it! It was true!" Misty screamed. Dita sweatdropped {anime style!}big time. "Curse you, Meia!" Meia ran away. "And that rumor, it's not true. Give it up, Misty,"

"I will if you would have a deal with me," Misty smiled and smirked a little while later. "If you give birth within the next nine months, you have to stop loving Hibiki and we switch jobs. I'm driving the Dread and you stay at the bridge,"

"And if I don't?"

"Name it," Misty said. "You have to leave Uchuujin-san alone!" Dita pointed her finger at Misty. Misty thought for a little while. "Why not? It's a sure win anyway," Misty put out her hand. "Deal?" Dita didn't budge a bit. 'She would win for sure'

"Dita is nothing but a cowardly, red-haired, bunny loving chicken!" Misty screamed. "How dare you call me that!"

"Chicken?" Misty asked. "No, the other word,"

"Bunny-loving?" Dita held Misty by the neck and held her high in the air. "I do not like bunnies!" Dita dropped Misty down on the cold metal floor. "It's a deal," Dita put out her hand. Misty put her hand on Dita's and shook it. "On one condition, if I give birth a day after the ninth month, I win,"

"I knew it! You are pregnant!" Misty laughed evilly. "So the deal is off?"

"Are you kidding?!? It's on! I had a hard time spying on you," Misty and Dita shook hands and exited on opposite directions. Dita went to the canteen. "Spikey, you are so dead," Dita eyed Meia. "It wasn't my fault, it just slipped,"

"Nah, its pretty much okay. Everyone would find out soon anyways," Dita smiled. "Now for some food," Dita rushed to the counter. She came back with a tray loaded with food. "Dita," Meia sweatdropped {anime style!} "Are you really going to finish all that?" Dita nodded. "I'm hungry,"

"Uhm, I'll be ah... eh... iihh... oh... uh... my room if you need me!" Meia finished what she was eating and ran out the cafeteria door. "Paicheck! Kero-kero! Dita-chan eats a lot!" Pai clicked her camera. "Look what Hibiki-san has done to her! Next thing you see, Dita might look like him already, kero-kero!"

"Ohmigoodness, Dita is actually going to hibernate? I'm so happy," Someone insulted Dita from behind. "Misty, I didn't give you permission to talk, shut up," She answered. "Actually, I give myself permission to talk,"

"Oh, is that so? Then give yourself permission to shut up and leave me alone," Dita hissed. "But what if I won't?"

"Then stay there. I'll be the one to leave later after I eat,"
"But what if you don't stop eating?"
"Then I'll sleep here on the table,"
"But what if there are no tables?"
"There is always the floor,"
"But what if the floor was on fire?"
"I'm sure Misty would be behind bars already if that happened,"
"Your blaming something on me even though it hasn't occured yet?"
"Yeah, got a problem?"
"None,"
"Negative,"
"None!"
"Negative!"
"None!"
"Get out of my face, pukebreath,"
"No way!"
"Eat my snot, get out of here, can't you see I'm eating?"
"No,"
"Oh,"

"Oh what?" Dita didn't anymore answer Misty's question. "Answer me!" No answer. "Answer me!" *Scratch*

"Look, don't ever mess with an ex-bad girl like me. I still got my moves," Dita hissed proudly.