Max:

Happy happy happy!

They try to hide the happy pills from sight.

But until they tell me where they're hidden,

Their lower regions I shall bite!

I can't stop smiling.

I've been surgically made this way.

I hate two surgeries.

The second one may have gone wrong

Maybe, it had may.

Because now I want Kai.

I think he's sooooo hot.

I love to see those heavy muscles

Go loose to taut.

I wanna * bump bump bump * him, baby.

He may not want me back,

But what can I say?

Oh baby, baby, that body of his is phat!

(phat as in hot for all those bozos who don't know)