I admit that I have no idea why in the world did I stop continuing this fic? I'm so stupid! And, I lost sight of where I was and didn't continue with the war. Besides, I lost imagination. And I hate Yudigago. He sucks. Or she sucks. I hate him/her more than anything in the world. Damn, why am I saying this to you!??!

~9 months and one day later~

"I win! I win! I win!" Dita screamed into Misty's face. She was wearing Ezra's big old dress. "Alright! You don't have to rub it in! And please keep your spit to yourself. You really don't have to sare it," Misty wiped the spit off her face. Dita stook her tongue out. "I win!" Dita didn't know that Pyoro was lurking near by. "Ah! Pyoro 3! Pyoro 3!" He hugged Dita's big tummy. "I can imagine what you look like now,"

"Like trash?" Misty asked. Dita and Pyoro looked at her. "It's not my fault Dita looks like trash," Misty shrugged her shoulders. Dita was about to pounce at Misty but Pyoro stopped her. "Don't do it Dita!" Pyoro tugged back Dita's dress. "Why?"

"Pyoro 3 might get squished!" Dita looked at Pyoro. "First of all, it's not Pyoro 3! Second, I hate you! And third, there is no third!" Dita pushed away Pyoro. "Why do you hate me?"

"Doens't everybody do?" Misty muttered. Dita shrugged her shoulders. "Guess so," Dita said. "Why me?" Pyoro sighed. Dita just went on walking until something had stopped her. She held her tummy as she fell down the floor hard. She was in pain. "Dita!" Misty screamed. She ran to Dita to offer some help. "Pyoro 3!"

"That's not what you should think about at a time like this!" Misty slapped Pyoro. "Ow! Misty-san is in a very bad mood today. Paiway lurked by with that irritating camera of hers. "Paicheck! Oh! What is Dita doing on the floor?"

"Running!" Misty shouted back at Paiway with an irritated voice. "Honto? Then why isn't Dita-sama moving?" Paiway scratched her head. "She isn't running! That was irony, stupid brat! She about to give birth! Get some help!"

"From who?" Paiway asked. "Anyone! Just get help!" Misty screamed again. "I am not deaf for your information," Paiway crossed her arms. "You aren't deaf but do you even think for goodness sake! Get Help!" Paiway walked away. "Hai," She said as she crossed her arms. "Pyoro! You get help!"

"No! You get help! Pyoro 3 might come out any second!" Pyoro hesitatated. "Now! Get out of my face! Dita might die!"

"Will Pyoro 3 live?" Pyoro questionned Misty. Misty picked up Pyoro and threw him away. "Baka!" Misty screamed.

~LATER~

"What's taking her so long?" Meia sighed. She tilted her head backwards. "One question," Parfet told Meia. "What?"

"What are we waiting for?" Parfet asked stupidly. "I'm waiting for Dita's baby. The question here is what are YOU doing here," Meia said. "I'm waiting for Duero--"

"When did you call Duero, Duero?" Meia asked. She pointed her finger at Parfet. "When did you care?" Parfet asked very angrily. She crossed her arms. "I just noticed," Meia stook out her tongue. "Maybe your jealous,"

"Of those big glasses of yours? Never!" Meia screamed. "Rule breaker!" Parfet screamed.

"I'd rather be a rule breaker than be a hairy bug like you!" Meia stook out her tongue and mimic a bug. "Oh look! I'm Parfet! The deadliest cockroach in the whole universe!" Parfet slapped Meia after saying that sentence.

While Parfet and Meia were fighting, Bart and Pyoro were having their own conversasion. "I am so glad that a men's child is processed in a factory,"

"What do you mean?" Pyoro asked. "Well, it sounds like the reproduction of a woman hurts,"

"And you're trying to say that?" Pyoro asked. "I'm trying to say that I am so lucky to be a man,"

"And so?" Pyoro asked again. "Stop it with the question's already!"

"Well, it's you who started the conversasion. I'm at a state when I am loss for words. In other words, I don't understand what you are saying,"

"Baka!" Bart screamed.

"Melon," Pyoro said. "Stupid robot," Bart whimpered. "Stupid melon," Pyoro mumbled. "What was that?!?!" Bart stood up. He was red already. "I said you are a very stupid melon headed man,"

"BAKA!!!" Bart picked up Pyoro and wrestled with him.

Jura was getting impatient already. "When is Duero going out that door?" She said. "I'm too beautiful to wait. I should be respected here,"

"Well old hag, you are so beautiful, I put a picture of you under my bed," Misty said. She smiled. Then, she giggled. "Wait, why under the bed? You should put it on your beloved desk. That way, my picture could be seen everytime you sleep,"

"Well, that's not how I use it. You see, when I first came on Nirvana, my room was full of rats. I came up on a plan to get rid of them. I put your picture under my bed. The next day, they all died," Misty said. She laughed at the end.

"Why you little good for nothing second rater!" Jura screamed. She stood up. "Old hag! The idiotic old hag will now demonstate her idiotic ways!"

"Come here!" Jura pounced on Misty. Lucky enough, Misty evaded Jura's pounce and pounced on Jura. "Get off me, idiot,"

"Look who's talking, old hag! I think your hair is fake. It smells like plastic, feels like plastic and worst of all, taste like plastic!" Misty spitted Jura's hair that got caught in her mouth. "Don't tell me you've even tasted one before! Ouch!" Jura squeeled. Misty pulled her hair. "Funny, it's not fake at all,"

"Shut your mouth, brat," Jura said. She grabbed a handful of Misty's hair and pulled it. "Ouch! LET GO OF MY HAIR, HAG!!!"

While the others were busy doing something else, Hibiki was very sleepy. He couldn't sleep last night because Paiway was terrorizing his room. When he was about to finally sleep, Paiway hit his head with a very large plank of wood. (Don't ask me where she got that). "What was that for?"

"Nothing. You just look like a bulgarian, that's why!" Paiway said. "Baka, Hibiki-san," Paiway whimpered. "Why you little--"

The doors of the clinic had opened. Everyone stopped fighting. "Hi," Duero said. He was holding a piece of clothing in his hands. There was something wrapped in it. "The baby!" Paiway screamed. They all rushed to see how it looked like. Meia got the baby from Duero. "So cute!" Parfet squeeled. "I thought you were waiting for Duero," Meia told Parfet. "Not anymore," Parfet answered. Duero just crossed his arms.

"But it looks exactly like Dita!" Bart whimpered. "How are we going to find out who's the Homme?" Jura asked. She looked at the baby. It had red, flaming hair just like Dita. It's skin was also skin white. It looked at all of them with it's big blue eyes. Then, it started to cry. "Poor Pyoro 3,"

"Shut up, Pyoro. It's not your baby," Misty said. "Yes it is," Pyoro answered back. Misty picked him up and threw him to the other end of the room. "Duero, do you know who's the Homme? Perhaps Dita told you," Meia told Duero. He giggled a little bit. "Actually, I had to find out by myself,"

"Whaddayamean?" Jura asked. "She didn't tell me anything. Well, it's pretty easy to see whose the Homme, whatever you call it,"

"Who is it then?" Bart asked. "I'll give you a clue. The baby, it's a boy," Duero said with a smirk on his face

Everyone fainted. "Hibiki!" They all yelled in unison. "I'm too young to have a child!" He rammed his head into the wall.

Is this the end?
Could be...
That's what I thought...
But what about you?
You've got a mind of your own, right?
What do you think?