Here we go again
Disclamier: I do not own "Spirited Away", I only own the characters I made and the places I make up. Sorry if it isn't too funny.
One year after Chihiro came to the bath-house...SK and Sakura are on Mindy's porch being bored.
Sakura: Dying, dying, the boredom is getting to me... *pretends to stab herself in the heart*
SK: Oh no, she is dead, hahahaha!
Mindy: Let's watch paint dry *stares at the wall* wait, the paint is already dry... What are we going to do?
Sakura: Hey! When I was walking home yesterday, I saw this path leading into the woods. Want to go see what is on the other side?
SK: Fine.
Mindy: Sure.
They go to the the place where Sakura had seen, the entrance into the woods.
Sakura: Uuhhh... I don't think I want to go in anymore, it is kinda dark...
SK: You scared of the dark!?!
Sakura: Yes and no, sometimes I am not, but I have to know what is creeping in the dark.
Mindy: Let's just go in. *pushes both of them and nearly trips on a rock*
Sakura: *walking* Hhhmmm I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Mindy:*walking* This isn't a tunnel, Sakura -_-'
SK: Well then the light at the end of the path.
Sakura:... :P
They reach the end of the path and see a grassy hills for miles around, and some buildings in front of them.
Sakura: Hey! Looky, there are buildings.
SK: *sits on a rock* What do you think this is?
Mindy: One of those old theme parks.
Sakura: Hey but there is one of those tube like things where smoke comes out... (NO HENTAI)
SK: It is a a pipe.
Mindy: Let's go see. *she starts to run and jumps on the rocks across the river*
Sakura: Wait! *follows *
SK: *gets up and follows, jumps on one rock and it starts to sink* Aaaahhhh help!
Mindy: Just jump.
SK: *trys to jump to the stairs but fails and falls in the water* Ouches now I am wet, it is cold...
Sakura: Mmm I smell food, why didn't I eat lunch yet?
Mindy: You didn't eat lunch? Lunch was five hours ago!
SK: I didn't eat, let's find the food. *walks towards the smell of food*
Sakura: I hope it isn't seafood. *follows*
Mindy: I want to check out the last building, it looks interesting.
Sakura: Too bad, we'll go there later. *starts to pull Mindy the same way they are going*
Mindy: Hey let me go* struggles to stand up*
Sakura: if I have to I'll find a barrel put you in it and roll you to where we are going
Mindy:Fine! I'll follow but let me go
Sakura: *lets go*
Mindy:* stands up and follows* Thank you.
SK: I can sense it, we are almost there. *turns the corner*
Sakura: Since when can you sense when food is near by?
SK: Nevermind... Look! Food! *runs towards the food and looks at it*
Mindy: Hey, no one is here... *looks around for someone*
Sakura: Hmmm... *give evil grin and takes a bowl of noodles and pours it on Mindy's head*
Mindy: *gets really mad * Sakura!!
Sakura: Hehehehe, I think the noodles are starting to fry on your head, I think you should calm down. *stepping away slowly*
SK: I don't think you should have done that huh? *looks up and notices that it is becoming dark*
Sakura: *running for her life* OK I am sorry it was an accident yes an accident!
Mindy: Sure it was! Come back here! *runs after Sakura*
SK: Wait, come back! *runs after both of them*
They come up to a bridge where Sakura collapses and starts to catch her breath.
Mindy: Finally *slaps Sakura in the back*
Sakura: Ooooowww!!!! You didn't have to do that! *gets up and looks at the sunsetting*
SK: Hey.. Wait.. Tired.. too.. much run..no speak full sentence... *stops and catches breath*
Mindy: It wasn't that bad.
*suddenly a figure comes flying down from the top of the building*
Sakura:It's a bird, no a plane..!
SK: It is a person.
*the figure lands on the ground*
They see a woman with a really big head and a small body.
Sakura: Hello, I must be dreaming, no one has a head like that...*pinches SK*
SK: Ow, why did you have to do that?
Mindy: Uumm where are we?
Person : You are the humans who wasted the bowl of noodles, weren't you?
Sakura: *saying very quickly* Me, no, not me, why would you think it is me, I did nothing I blame the media!! *hides behind SK and Mindy*
Mindy and SK: ...
person: It doesn't matter, you all did it I will have to turn you into piglets! *points pointer finger towards the girls*
Mindy: What!?! Pigs!?!?!
Sakura: Piggy, piggy, piggy.. Wait not me!
SK: Look, there is a flying pig!
Sakura: Where?! *looks around to find the pig*
SK: I was kidding, I was trying to get her attention off us.
Sakura: Oh.. sorry. I don't wanna die, I am too young to die yet, I still have many years ahead of me, you can't!! *pretends to cry*
Person: I am not killing you yet, I am turning you into piglets.
Mindy: Please miss....uuumm, what is your name? Or a last name? anything?
person: My name is Yubaba, I own this bathhouse.
SK: Hhhmm, so that is what it is.
Mindy: Ok please Miss Yubaba, we didn't mean to we'll do anything to make it up to you!
SK: WE!?!? What do you mean by we?? I didn't do anything!
Sakura: Sure you did, you didn't warn Mindy or stop me.
SK: Ok, you got a point, but it doesn't really matter.
Yubaba: Hhhmmm, maybe, a lot of my workers have been transfer to the resturant.
Sakura: So what can we, as in the three of us do?
SK :P...
Mindy: Maybe clean up the mess or something.
Yubaba: You have to work in the bath house.
Sakura: I guess I could do that.
SK: Are you crazy? I don't wanna clean no stupid people!
Yubaba: Hey my guests are spirits, not people.
Mindy: Spirits??
Yubaba: Yes this is a bath house for the spirits.
Sakura: Cool!
SK: I don't wanna work here.
Mindy: It is either you work here, or get turned into a pig. Choose your pick.
SK:O_O Fine I'll work but I won't work that hard.
Yubaba: Fine. Haku! Haku will lead you up to the top I'll be waiting up there with your contracts. *flys back up to the top*
Sakura: ooOOOoooOOO contracts are cool.
SK: Oh ya, if the person signing the contract doesn't read the fine print.
Ok, first chapter done. Tell me if you want to read the second chapter, after I finish though. Anyways please review, tell me if it needs more funny parts.
///_o Sakura o_\\\
Disclamier: I do not own "Spirited Away", I only own the characters I made and the places I make up. Sorry if it isn't too funny.
One year after Chihiro came to the bath-house...SK and Sakura are on Mindy's porch being bored.
Sakura: Dying, dying, the boredom is getting to me... *pretends to stab herself in the heart*
SK: Oh no, she is dead, hahahaha!
Mindy: Let's watch paint dry *stares at the wall* wait, the paint is already dry... What are we going to do?
Sakura: Hey! When I was walking home yesterday, I saw this path leading into the woods. Want to go see what is on the other side?
SK: Fine.
Mindy: Sure.
They go to the the place where Sakura had seen, the entrance into the woods.
Sakura: Uuhhh... I don't think I want to go in anymore, it is kinda dark...
SK: You scared of the dark!?!
Sakura: Yes and no, sometimes I am not, but I have to know what is creeping in the dark.
Mindy: Let's just go in. *pushes both of them and nearly trips on a rock*
Sakura: *walking* Hhhmmm I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Mindy:*walking* This isn't a tunnel, Sakura -_-'
SK: Well then the light at the end of the path.
Sakura:... :P
They reach the end of the path and see a grassy hills for miles around, and some buildings in front of them.
Sakura: Hey! Looky, there are buildings.
SK: *sits on a rock* What do you think this is?
Mindy: One of those old theme parks.
Sakura: Hey but there is one of those tube like things where smoke comes out... (NO HENTAI)
SK: It is a a pipe.
Mindy: Let's go see. *she starts to run and jumps on the rocks across the river*
Sakura: Wait! *follows *
SK: *gets up and follows, jumps on one rock and it starts to sink* Aaaahhhh help!
Mindy: Just jump.
SK: *trys to jump to the stairs but fails and falls in the water* Ouches now I am wet, it is cold...
Sakura: Mmm I smell food, why didn't I eat lunch yet?
Mindy: You didn't eat lunch? Lunch was five hours ago!
SK: I didn't eat, let's find the food. *walks towards the smell of food*
Sakura: I hope it isn't seafood. *follows*
Mindy: I want to check out the last building, it looks interesting.
Sakura: Too bad, we'll go there later. *starts to pull Mindy the same way they are going*
Mindy: Hey let me go* struggles to stand up*
Sakura: if I have to I'll find a barrel put you in it and roll you to where we are going
Mindy:Fine! I'll follow but let me go
Sakura: *lets go*
Mindy:* stands up and follows* Thank you.
SK: I can sense it, we are almost there. *turns the corner*
Sakura: Since when can you sense when food is near by?
SK: Nevermind... Look! Food! *runs towards the food and looks at it*
Mindy: Hey, no one is here... *looks around for someone*
Sakura: Hmmm... *give evil grin and takes a bowl of noodles and pours it on Mindy's head*
Mindy: *gets really mad * Sakura!!
Sakura: Hehehehe, I think the noodles are starting to fry on your head, I think you should calm down. *stepping away slowly*
SK: I don't think you should have done that huh? *looks up and notices that it is becoming dark*
Sakura: *running for her life* OK I am sorry it was an accident yes an accident!
Mindy: Sure it was! Come back here! *runs after Sakura*
SK: Wait, come back! *runs after both of them*
They come up to a bridge where Sakura collapses and starts to catch her breath.
Mindy: Finally *slaps Sakura in the back*
Sakura: Ooooowww!!!! You didn't have to do that! *gets up and looks at the sunsetting*
SK: Hey.. Wait.. Tired.. too.. much run..no speak full sentence... *stops and catches breath*
Mindy: It wasn't that bad.
*suddenly a figure comes flying down from the top of the building*
Sakura:It's a bird, no a plane..!
SK: It is a person.
*the figure lands on the ground*
They see a woman with a really big head and a small body.
Sakura: Hello, I must be dreaming, no one has a head like that...*pinches SK*
SK: Ow, why did you have to do that?
Mindy: Uumm where are we?
Person : You are the humans who wasted the bowl of noodles, weren't you?
Sakura: *saying very quickly* Me, no, not me, why would you think it is me, I did nothing I blame the media!! *hides behind SK and Mindy*
Mindy and SK: ...
person: It doesn't matter, you all did it I will have to turn you into piglets! *points pointer finger towards the girls*
Mindy: What!?! Pigs!?!?!
Sakura: Piggy, piggy, piggy.. Wait not me!
SK: Look, there is a flying pig!
Sakura: Where?! *looks around to find the pig*
SK: I was kidding, I was trying to get her attention off us.
Sakura: Oh.. sorry. I don't wanna die, I am too young to die yet, I still have many years ahead of me, you can't!! *pretends to cry*
Person: I am not killing you yet, I am turning you into piglets.
Mindy: Please miss....uuumm, what is your name? Or a last name? anything?
person: My name is Yubaba, I own this bathhouse.
SK: Hhhmm, so that is what it is.
Mindy: Ok please Miss Yubaba, we didn't mean to we'll do anything to make it up to you!
SK: WE!?!? What do you mean by we?? I didn't do anything!
Sakura: Sure you did, you didn't warn Mindy or stop me.
SK: Ok, you got a point, but it doesn't really matter.
Yubaba: Hhhmmm, maybe, a lot of my workers have been transfer to the resturant.
Sakura: So what can we, as in the three of us do?
SK :P...
Mindy: Maybe clean up the mess or something.
Yubaba: You have to work in the bath house.
Sakura: I guess I could do that.
SK: Are you crazy? I don't wanna clean no stupid people!
Yubaba: Hey my guests are spirits, not people.
Mindy: Spirits??
Yubaba: Yes this is a bath house for the spirits.
Sakura: Cool!
SK: I don't wanna work here.
Mindy: It is either you work here, or get turned into a pig. Choose your pick.
SK:O_O Fine I'll work but I won't work that hard.
Yubaba: Fine. Haku! Haku will lead you up to the top I'll be waiting up there with your contracts. *flys back up to the top*
Sakura: ooOOOoooOOO contracts are cool.
SK: Oh ya, if the person signing the contract doesn't read the fine print.
Ok, first chapter done. Tell me if you want to read the second chapter, after I finish though. Anyways please review, tell me if it needs more funny parts.
///_o Sakura o_\\\