DISCLAIMER: I didn't invent the magical world of Harry Potter, only the strange part where Neville gets his magical.... well you'll find out! have fun and thanks to my friend Buns that helped me think of something for Mr. Pudding here (don't ask)
CH 1-Neville's magical Birthday!
No one ever pays attention to Neville Longbottom, he thought, but now they will. Now no one will laugh at his name. They wont point or make fun. They'll just remember he's the one who did it. He's the one who got the pimp cane.
It all started on a cold morning, one of those joyful cold crisp air mornings that make you want to dance with bears with British hats, not one of those muggy dark mornings that make you want to kick a bear with a German suit on (A/N: not that there's anything wrong with it! frankly that would be hilarious!). Anywhoo back to the story, it was Neville's 16th birthday! Can you believe it? He's sixteen! He wasn't too excited though, he knew Draco Malfoy would do something to him. You know curse him, hex him, even the whole shamboodle, frankly Neville was scared out of his teddy bear p-jammies.
Draco awoke that morning with a sudden joy. Today was Longbottom's birthday. This would be sweet he would get him good on his sweet sixteen. OH the joy.
Neville walked down the stairs to the Great Hall to eat breakfast. Boy, was he a hungry birthday boy! He ate everything in sight. Ron, who was sitting next to him, was scared to touch his fork 'cause he thought Neville would eat his hand. Ron was a weird boy for thinking this of course. Neville would never do that to his friend.
When they were all done eating (Neville had to unbutton and unzip his pants and lay back for a while), a huge owl came down and dropped a huge package on Neville. Unfortunately, since his pants were unzipped and the package was thin, its fell into his pants. Everyone started laughing, especially Draco Malfoy, now he had a lot to work with. Red in the face, Neville package out of his pants, zipped them up, and ran to his dorm.
He opened the package slowly. In the package was a cane. A long, smooth cane in gold. Diamonds came up the front and a huge diamond lay on the top. Neville examined it carefully. Who gave this to him? Oh that doesn't matter! He has a cane and a pimp cane at that! He continued to examine it and he pressed the big diamond at the top and just below it a little compartment opened. He looked into it and said excitedly, "OH! I can put my candy in there!" He looked down and saw candy canes on the floor and put it in the compartment and shut it. He rushed back down to the Great Hall to show everyone his precious gift. Then he stopped, he would look like a poser if he ran so he decided to strut and strut he did!
Once he reached the hall everyone gasped. Was this person really Neville? Neville usually doesn't strut or have a pimp cane. But, on the other hand, it was his 16th birthday, maybe he wanted a little change.
The girls were so excited about this. He looked so well different, you couldn't explain, only that if you saw him you would melt and start fanning yourself while making strange noises. The girls weren't the only ones to change their attitude once they saw Neville, boys gaped, whimpered, cried, and shook their fists in anger. Draco was an exception to this, he just looked Neville up and down and thought, "He can be part of my pimp clan! I wish I had a cane like that though, mine's only zebra striped!"
Neville sat in between Hermione and Harry and on top of Ron. Hermione simply fainted and Neville caught her. Harry, who looked so jealous that he caught Hermione, tapped him and gave a sort of pouting "I Love You" look. Neville slapped him and said, " Get off it man! I you wanna be gay, go out with Ron here," He said pointing at Ron. Ron gave a sort of weird face and shook his head no, but Harry didn't get the big picture and went at it. He did not know what he was doing obviously, cause Ron was able to get out and rip Hermione out of Neville and say, "You can have any other girl in this room but not my precious Hermione!!!" Son Neville moved on.
Success! He got 15 girls, and on his first try, too! All over him they walked out of the Great Hall and up to Neville's dorm. Draco, so jealous, never got 15 girls ran up to get some fun. He should train Neville!
Ikay! (that's our new word for ok) that's the end of that chapter! hope you like! Review plz! I promise there will be more to come if I don't get hit by a coffee mug that says I Love Donating Blood! I'm leaving now to eat pretzels being me (Professor Pretzel long story if u don't no) as I am so later for now............... review!