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~All You need is practice!~

"Gee golly jeepers!" Neville thought to himself. How HE got these girls he did not know, and Harry followed too. Harry couldn't help that he wanted some fun. Let alone his deep feelings for Neville.

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Draco was close behind Neville and his group of women and Harry. Neville was going to be horrible at this, Draco thought. He knew nothing in the bedroom, unless............... No he couldn't have had relations.

Neville stopped in front of a painting of a ugly, fat woman and said a word (password obviously) the word was Peepers. the portrait opened. Draco followed.

Neville went up into his room. He was so nervous, he had no idea what he was doing. Harry out of a fit of love (of course!) ran at Neville and kissed passionately. Neville, terrified, didn't know what to do so he frenched Harry back. And what a horrible sight it was! One of the girls, fed up with this bad picture in front of her took Neville and forced him on the bed. All the rest and Harry tackled him, in a big horrible orgy. Neville was extremely grossed out! How can people like Draco, Seamus, Fred and George do this all the time?

Right when Neville was thinking the worst of this sex-thing, Draco came in like a heroic figure and immediately all the girls were on him, drawn to his charm. "Go," he said, " I will get to you all later. UGH! Not you Harry!" He yelled at Harry who was sucking on his fingers giving him puppy-dog eyes. Ever so shamed all the girls and an unconvinced but willing to leave Harry left.

"Thank you!" Neville exclaimed. " I don't know how you people can do this stuff! I mean all the girls and, er, guys drooling for you. It's all too much!"

"All you need," Draco said calmly, "is a little practice! You don't get fifteen girls.... and Harry! You can get up to THREE girls and guys total. Any more will make the bedroom crowded. You also need to know you don't always need to go to the bedroom." Draco winked "You should practice anywhere and everywhere you can!"

"But who do I practice with?" Neville asked ever so curiously

"We have what you call 'trainer sluts' for situations like those! Since you are in Gryffindor, you get Hermione!"

"Hermione is a hooker? But she's so uptight and is always in the library-"Neville started

"Ever wonder why she's ALWAYS in the library?" Draco raised an eyebrow

"You mean that's her place?" Neville was so confused. Many times he was in the library and he has never seen Hermione doing anything a bit naughty.

"No, not exactly. That's where she picks up the guys. Kind of like those muggles and corners, It's Hermione and libraries!" Draco explained.

"Oh that's why she asked me if I wanted a good time!" It was all coming to Neville now

"You gettin' it now? Good. Then let's walk the grounds and I'll tell you what you should know, how to make money, if you stay with me kid you'll do great. You have great material, I mean wow you got so much more built this summer! Girls like muscle, so you gotta work out! We can be partners. We even have canes!" Draco said this all too excitedly

"Speaking of which," Neville said, "By chance you weren't the person who gave me the cane are you?"

"No, but you have some friend out there. I wonder who the pimp is." Draco wondered. They walked out of the Gryffindor rooms and into the hallways of Hogwarts. A girl with brown hair and brown eyes walked by. "Hey Cathy, baby! How you been?" Draco said smooth like a fox, "Wanna do something tomorrow?"

"Oh, Draco, I love it when you talk to me, but, well, I'm doing something with Sam tomorrow. Bye!" And with that she left.

"Even the bests do get turned down. Especially by girls with boyfriends or something. Cathy was known as a skank with people as a joke but she did like the guys. I guess she's finally found one moron to be with," Draco sighed. But his face lightened up as a girl with brown hair and green eyes came by. "Oh, Buns! How's it shaking?" She looked interested until a boy ran up to her and she turned to talk to him.

"Oh hey, Jared!" she exclaimed and they trailed off together

At this point Neville started to laugh, "How am I supposed to learn techniques from you if you can't get a girl?"

"I can, but they all have guys. Oh here comes another one!" he said as a girl with blonde hair and blue-green eyes came along. Draco trapped her by the wall. "Katie, want a little fun tonight."

She gave a little stiff laugh and looked around for something until she spotted a boy. She then turned and ran away from Draco and hugged the boy, "Jesse! I was looking for you!" She said to them and she hurried him away.

Neville laughed again, " I think I'm better off on my own thanks!"

Draco was very angered at this point, "Neville, just wait a minute! Maybe you should try it yourself if your so smart."

And at that a girl with brown hair and highlights walked into the hallway. Neville ran up to her, "Hey! Um..... Do you wanna go for a walk around the grounds tomorrow night? At like...6:00?"

She giggled, "Sure! You're so cute!"

Neville blushed, "I think we're in the same house so I'll wait for you by the portrait."

Still giggling she said, "Okay. By the way I'm Stephie. We are in the same house, I've noticed you for quite some time!" she kissed him on the cheek, "See you tomorrow night then!" and at that, she walked away.

Draco was pissed, " First time luck!" he shouted, "But you acted all nervous out there! You need to calm down and relax! By tomorrow you should get to first base at least! You have an advantage, she liked you before you talked!"

"Yeah," Neville said thoughtfully, " But how will I learn it all?

"We can do it. I trained a guy in an hour once and he's so studly!" Draco exclaimed.

"Who was it?" Neville asked

"Seamus. Seamus Finnigan," he said. Right at that point Pansy Parkinson, a poser trying to be a whore, but very unsuccessful, walked by. She wore a mini skirt and red tube top with badly put on make up. She pushed Draco up to the wall and made out with him, he of course looked like he would vomit in her mouth.

"See you tonight, lover," She said and stuffed 20 galleons into Draco's pants, then left.

"I guess that will give me an excuse from her tonight," he sighed. Anything to get away from Pansy is a great reward.

END OF CHAPTER!

Sorry stuff was left out before! My computer didn't save *glares at computer which cringes in horror HEY! can they really do that?* Well thanks for your so many *hint that means bring more* reviews, even without a reminder at the end! I hope to make a record of ten count em' TEN reviews. cuz no body likes me *proceeds to worm song* everybody hates me I think I'll eat some worms!...and so on! so I think I need some inspiration to the next chapter *hint hint!* Bubye!