DISCLAIMER::::::::::: oh I went wild with those colons! well anyway how stupid are some people to think I own the Magical Harry Potter world? meh, they'll learn someday, hopefully. and in case they don't get the hint, I DON'T OWN MAGICAL HARRY! the end!

~Draco's Teaching Date~

"Well, if you have to learn how to be smooth on a date, maybe you should watch me," Draco said ever so importantly, "But all we need is a girl for me."

"How about Pansy, she seemed to like you," Neville laughed

"Oh geez, don't make me puke, okay? That's just nasty man!" Draco gagged

"Oh I know," the magical light bulb struck Neville, "Hermione!"

"Good idea, old chum!" Draco smiled.

"Aroo?" Neville asked like a dog, tilting his head, so very confused.

"That's besides the point Neville! Okay, but Hermione can't know you're watching so you got to know how to hide. Let's say we are walking like you will and there are bushes-" Draco said like he was talking to a 3-year-old.

"I know how to hide, Draco. I'm not a moron!" (A/N: he he moron, only the ppl that know will know) Neville rolled his eyes.

"Okay now to find Hermione! You should hide somewhere in the library, but so you can see, then you know how to ask the women good." Draco said taking out some hair gel out of his pocket and slicking his hair back some more.

"Okay fine!" So they ventured off to the library. Once they got in, Neville ran under a table and watched as Draco went to hit on Hermione.

"So, Hermione, busy tonight?" He asked ever so suave.

"Not anymore!" She said giggling.

"How 'bout a walk around grounds tonight? I'll meet you in the entrance hall in a half hour." He said giving a little bit of puppy eyes, but sounding so confident.

"Sure!" she said still giggling, and threw her book away, and ran out of the library and got yelled at several times.

Neville climbed out from under the table, "How did you do that so well?"

"You got to have confidence, with some sympathy given by the girls, so a little puppy eyes. You got to be very suave, know what you're doing and if you don't, then pretend you do," Draco said. Wow is he a teacher or what?!-Neville thought.

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Just a half hour later, Draco was waiting for Hermione in the Entrance Hall. Neville hiding behind a group of first years, looking scared that he was standing next to them trying to look causal. At last Hermione came and Draco escorted her by the arm outside. Neville crept on his tippy-toes out the door. He watched Draco have his arm on her shoulder, eventually massaging her to the hip. She giggled some more and kissed Draco on the cheek. Neville put this all down in a Scooby Doo notebook he had in his pocket and a Pig (just a regular pig...) pencil, and followed hiding bhind every bush possible. He wanted to get ahead of Draco to see what he was doing face first, but as he was starting to run forward he noticed Draco's hand going lower and towards Hermione's butt. She looked at him and pushed him to the ground and fell on top of him. Neville did a gasp hitting his left cheek. OH my god! Are they gonna do more than making out? Neville was so bewildered by this. Hermione went up still on top of Draco and started unbuttoning his shirt, taking it off and throwing it in a random place. Yup, Neville was sure they were going to do it. He wondered, are they still virgins? Hmmm, if they are people that pick up other people probably not.

Hermione proceeded to take off her blouse and unbutton Draco's pants. Wow are they frisky! Neville continued to think, then quickly wrote it down in his notebook. He then heard a noise, someone was yelling at Hermione and Draco from the building, and running to them, too. They quickly put on their clothes and ran towards Neville's bush. Neville panicked and jumped into the bush as they ran behind it.

The person yelling at them turned out to be Filch (big surprise there) and looked around confused for them. He couldn't see in the dark so he gave up. Hermione and Draco full of emotion and fear instantly started making out and proceeded to other doings of that type and Neville wrote it all down in the notebook.

END OF CHAPTER!~ Yay! I finally finished the chapter. Sorry it took so long. I started a while ago and now I got bored and finished. I hoped you liked it! Please review and give me some inspiration, I hope that's the right word...... ok! so review!