DISCLAIMER: If u were wondering, yes I do own Harry! Bought him yesterday! ONLY JOKING! If I did I would be FILTHY RICH!!! But no, so that's why disclaimee is here (hehe I named it!)
~THE SECOND PART OF DRACO'S DATE~
Harry was looking everywhere for Neville. Ever since this afternoon he had so many feelings. He wanted Neville so bad! He walked around asking people if they saw any trace of him. When he got to Seamus he said, "I think I saw him going out the Great Hall with Hermione and-"
"Thanks, Seamus!" Harry shouted and was already halfway through the door. The thing he was unable to hear was Hermione was with DRACO. Otherwise he would have been less worried. He feared Neville was going to do something not exactly right with Hermione. He needed to keep Neville to him all his own. He only got that cane so he could get publicity with me, Harry thought.
Neville was still in the bush watching Draco and Hermione go at it like busy beavers building a dam, and fast! He then heard a noise from the school and saw a figure run out of it. It couldn't be Filch, Filch ran like a man, and it wasn't a girl, he could tell. It was definitely a gay boy at the school! He watched as the figure came closer and closer to Draco and Hermione having foreplay behind the bush. Uh oh.
Hermione was blindfolding Draco as the boy ran up. The boy knocked Hermione aside and she fell to the ground unconscious in her underwear. "Baby, where'd ya get to?" Draco asked in a weird tone.
"Right here," said the boy in a girlish voice, doing a very good impression of Hermione. It obviously had to be someone she knew to do it that well. It can't have been Ron, he liked her and would have knocked out Draco, so it was Harry it was kind of clear he was gay. With the trying to make out with Neville thing.
Just then, Neville flipped Draco over to the back and was about to go to the back of him when Draco piped up, " Shouldn't I be doing it baby?"
"What ever you want, Neville," He responded, not knowing it was Draco and obviously thinking it was Neville, he really should have listened to Seamus all the way! Draco, oblivious to that Harry just called him Neville flipped him around (he is still blindfolded by the way) and started to go in the butt, he stopped when he heard a moan. A masculine moan.
He ripped off him blindfold and looked at who it was. Harry nor Draco knew who they were with, but when at the first glance, they screamed. Draco more terrified, Harry even more pleased, pulled Draco close to him and Draco pulled away and punched him in the face. Harry fell to the ground unconscious. Neville just sat it the bush watching it all. Too stunned to move, mouth hanging open, eyes wide.
"Neville?" Draco did a whining type cry, "Neville are you out there?"
Neville popped out of the bush in a jolt, "Yeah, I'm here."
Draco looked at him and slapped him, "You saw all of that and didn't even try to stop it? I should kill you!"
"No! No! I was too shocked! Please, just settle down,"
"You expect me to settle down? Are you insane? Do you know how bad this is going to ruin my reputation? People are going to look at me weird and-" Draco panicked.
"Not if we make Harry shut up," Neville figured. Geez, it wasn't that hard to figure that out.
"But how? But HOW?" Draco screamed. Neville slapped him.
"What's your major malfunction, Private?"
"WHAT?!"
"Sorry always wanted to say that," Neville tried to explain. "Well, we can blackmail him."
"But what do we have?" Draco whimpered
"He did push down Hermione, we couldn't let her know he tried to hurt her to get to me, technically you, and we can threaten him with Ron. Ron loves Hermione, if he tells we'll spill to him that she's a whore, Harry would never want to hurt Ron."
"Good thinking little buddy," Draco said smoothing his hair, "Do you have some paper?" Neville gave him his notebook and pencil and Draco started to write down the blackmail. He ripped it out of the notebook and put it on Harry so when he woke up he would read it, they weren't about to carry him inside the castle. Too heavy. Hermione on the other hand.....
WOOHOO! I finally wrote another chapter! Yay! Sorry this took so long, but I got up with homework and laziness, all together I didn't write for a while! Thanks for reviews from last chapter! And if you read this chapter, just not this part, my computer was stupid! There was more fun! SORRY!
Ronsspawn: Here's Harry! I give you action! And don't worry Ron will get something, maybe with his dream girl...*wink* Can't get enough Ron, I'll have to write a Ron thing.
Fang-Gurlie: Pink fluffy handcuffs...good! I'll use that soon possibly....
Solastar: Woo! You reviewed mine twice! Thumbs up? So honored! Sorry for the delay, I also have some ideas for the next chapter so hopefully more soon!
Snoozerpurfle: Wow. Glad you liked the pimp cane! It's fun with those. No one does seem to find anything with the compartment in Neville's.... not for candy.....
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