LEGAL DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any other animé/game that I make reference to. By the way, I'm sorry to all the DBZ people I pissed off, fanfiction.net for abusing the rules, and Phoenixfire. Hate me all you want, but do not treat him the same way for being my friend. He had nothing to do with my foolish idea. In fact, he was the one that convinced me to stop what I was doing. Thanks, Phoe-kun. Hey wait...is it still a legal disclaimer if I said all this stuff in it?!

NON-LEGAL STUFF: Hey, long time since Chapter 1, eh? Well I'll explain why now. You see, my mom is a little paranoid about what I do on here, and if she saw me typing up this...I'd be bombarded with 50,000 questions. So, I have to wait until I'm home alone to type stuff like this. And what better time than a snow day from school?

HOW TO READ IT: *actions are italicized* "Dialog is in quotes." (Personal thoughts are in parentheses.)

Chapter 2: Yu-Gi-Oh! Guilty Gear X style!

*Last time, a very long time ago, the YGO gang was visited by GTK (me) and two Gundam pilots, Wufei and Quatre, during history class.*

Quatre: *inserts a video tape* "OK, now. Pay attention."

*The tape begins, and it is in the middle of an episode of some cartoon. Suddenly, an odd looking and pudgy yellow rat appears.*

Rat on Tape: "Pika Pika!"

Class: "AHHHHHH!!!! What the fuck is this?!"

Tristan: "This looks kinda familiar..." *thinks about his massive collection of videos* *gasps* "COULD IT BE?"

Rat on Tape: "PIKA!" *runs over to another odd rat*

Rat 2 on Tape: "PIKA!" *moves close to first rat*

Tristan: *tears of joy* "YES! This is my favorite video! Here we go..."

*In the video, the two rats suddenly leap on each other and begin...well uhh...gay rat sex*

Wufei: "The hell?! This isn't the tape we planned on using!"

Quatre: "Oh..." *stops tape, blushing* "Oops. The real tape must've gotten mixed up with my private collection."

Tristan: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Put it back in! Hey, you have a collection of more like that?"

Quatre: "Hahaha...haha...ha...uhh, yes."

Tristan: *hoping Quatre can read lips* "Meet me outside after class"

*Quatre winks at Tristan*

GTK: *throws down a blue duffel bag, making a loud noise* "Now that I have your attention, let's watch the right videos."

Quatre & Tristan: "But that video was right..."

Wufei: "So...anyway. You brought them all? Good." *opens bag and hands one to Quatre with a glare*

Quatre: "What did I do?" *throws tape down*

Wufei: "Pokemon is evil. It brainwashes little children."

Quatre & Tristan: *blank stares like brainwashed GGX2 Chipp* "Wufei die! Wufei die!" *both attack Wufei*

GGX Narrator: "Heaven or Hell! Let's Rock!"

Wufei: "Uhh, okay...oh, right, brainwashed children to stop."

*Tristan attacks first, but doesn't even land a punch before Wufei takes him down*

Tristan: *confused* "...where the hell am I?"

*Quatre is next, and manages to hit Wufei a few times with a slap.*

GGX Narrator: "Time's up! Winner: Wufei"

Quatre: "But I had more life left than him! And, hey...I'm normal...aww, I liked Pikachu."

Wufei: "Yeah, how did I win?"

GTK: "This is my fic, I can make anything happen."

Seto Kaiba: "So basically you're saying that nothing bad will ever happen to the good guys and the oddballs will be brought to justice?"

GTK: "Well, I wouldn't go that far...but it's a strong possibility."

Yugi: *shyly* "So you can do anything you want? I've always wanted to be like a super saiya-jin..."

GTK: "Uhh, sure." *give Yugi longer hair, and it is now glowing yellow/gold*

Yugi: "SWEET!" *begins flying around the room*

Joey: "Ygui! Your parachute hair is letting you fly!"

Seto Kaiba: (What a moron) *shakes head* "You can't even talk right. What the hell is 'Ygui' ?!"

Joey: "Hey, don't blame me for that...GTK is the one typing this!"

GTK: "Yeah, it's my fault...but you might as well call it a convenient coincidence."

Seto Kaiba: "Good point. Keep it up."

Joey: "Kepe what up? Ahh what the hlel? Dampit STOP THAT! You whore! You're rally starting to--GAHHH?! Fine! No more tlaking from me!"

Seto Kaiba: "Very nice. Quite an effective way to make him shut up."

*Joey wants to talk but knows better, so he resorts to glaring at GTK*

Seto Kaiba: "So what's my old rival, Yugi up to? The hell...why are you so upset?"

Yugi: "I sense something...evil.

Joey: "How can you tlel? Tch...you bastid..."

Yugi: "GTK gave me the powers of a super saiya-jin, so I can sense strong powers, and I sense a very strong evil one."

Joey: "You sure you don't just have to take a shti?"

Yugi: "No, dammit. And I see you're not angry about your misspellings anymore."

Joey: "Not realy, maybe he'll stpo if I ingore it."

GTK: "Heh, that's what you think..."

*while Joey and GTK exchange glares, what evil presence does Yugi sense? Find out next time!" The hell?! Why did I just attempt to end this narration block with a damned double quote?! HAH!*