KawaiiDragon82: Hi and welcome to the fourth chapter! I just want to give
everybody a head's notice that I will not put up the fifth chapter unless
you want this to be a romance. If I get no response, I'll make it a
romance, got it? Good!
Yami: *licks up his milk from a kitty bowl* Keep it down! Some of us are trying to drill a hole through a wall!
KawaiiDragon82:.Haha, very funny. Yami, you and your sense of humor. Well, I got humor for you! Welcome to the Clown's World kawaii kitty! *Scribbles with pencil again*
Yami: *sighs* that can only mean one thing.*cute neko Yami gets a big red clown nose* No!!! You made me look horrid!
KawaiiDragon82: *snickers* Remember everyone, post a review telling me if I should have Mai and Joey romance! On with the fanfic!
Joey's POV~~
I dug through my messed up clothes. I snickered at the thought of Mai wearing my clothes but frowned at the thought of me in a tight corset with a purple jacket and boots. I gathered some clothes and went back to Mai's room. Mai grinned from ear to ear. That could only meant one thing; she got her clothes for me. I sighed and walked into her room as she closed the doors. "So what disastrous clothes did ya get for me?" I asked (KawaiiDragon82: O.O Amazing! How did he ever learn the word disastrous? Yami: Um.you're the authoress, that's how.*meow* KawaiiDragon82: Hehe, oh yeah, and please don't flame me, Joey fans!) Mai grinned and gabbed some clothes that she had behind her. I gasped and covered my eyes at what she held in front of me.
"Ta da! This is it, Joey. Put it on," Mai smiled evilly. I sighed and grabbed the clothes. How could we ever pull this through?
"Fine, but it's your turn after," I smiled wickedly back at her showing her my clothes. She frowned but reluctantly agreed.
Mai's POV~~
(KawaiiDragon82: Cause I'm losing my sight! Losing my mind! Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine! Yami: If I did tell you that, I would be lying. Don't mind KawaiiDragon82, she's just singing Papa Roach again. KawaiiDragon82: Oh shut up Yami! Do you want a rainbow colored wig with your big red nose, Rudolph? Yami: *silence* KawaiiDragon82: That's much better. Back to the song.cut my life into pieces! This is my last resort! Suffocation. No breathing. Don't give a f*** if I cut my arm bleeding.Yami: Back to the fanfic and sorry if this wasted your time)
I had no choice but to try Joey' clothes on later. At least he was going first. Then I could make fun of him as much as I want! I could here grumbling inside the bathroom; no I wasn't in the bathroom. "Urg, so you twist this and button this and-" Joey grumbled to himself. Then I heard a ripping sound. Oh good lord, he couldn't have ripped my dress!
"Joseph! If you rip my dress, you are so dead! I can't believe you ripped it! It was the stretchy one! How fat are you?" I screamed to him.
"Keep your head on, lady! I didn't rip your tight dress," Joey yelled back. I let out a breath of relief knowing that my precious dress was safe.it better be safe.
"Good, are you almost done in there? You're taking longer than I usually do!" I shouted to him. If anyone knew me, they know I take forever in the bathroom just putting on make-up. What could take Joey so long in there?
Joey's POV~~
Damnit, I ripped Mai's dress. There has to be something in here that could fix it. Hmmm, was shampoo sticky? Would that work? No, she'd notice. A found some super glue and tried to put it back on.
(KawaiiDragon82: Super glue in the bathroom? My, isn't that convenient.Yami: You are so stupid. KawaiiDragon82: One more remark like that and it'll be your head. Yami: You wouldn't cut off my cute neko head would you? KawaiiDragon82: At least it would get rid of your nose, eh Rudolph? *Snicker* Yami *grumbles* KawaiiDragon82: Chill out whatcha yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if, you could only let it be, you would see! Yami: *sighs* First it was Papa Roach, now it was Avril Lavigne? Anyways, I'm going to go take care of Madonna here and hope my head stays between my shoulders while you keep reading, got it?)
"Ahhh!!!!" I screamed. I just realized that I super glued the dress together but I super glued it onto me!
"Joesph, what is taking so long? And what did you scream for?" Mai asked. I started trembling. God, oh god.
"Err.nothin' Mai. Just saw a pimple on my face," I lied. Mai gasped while I tried to hide in a snicker.
"Joseph Wheeler! I can't believe you did that to me! You were only in my body for less than a day and you got me a pimple? I swear I would kill you if you weren't in my beautiful complexion!" Mai lectured. I couldn't help but let out a small chuckle. Wait till she found out that her clothes were super glued on to me. "Joey! I swear, I want to know what is going on in there!" Mai screamed.
"I told ya! I'm tryin' to fit your fricken' dress on!" I screamed back quickly putting on. I tried to hide the super glue as best as I could.
"I gave you the stretchy one for a reason! How could you not get it on? Well just hurry up!" Mai screamed and stopped. I couldn't take much more of this. I finally got the clothes on and exited the bathroom. Mai gasped, and I sighed.
"What now?" I sighed. Mai shook her head and pulled me into the bathroom. "What???" I repeated.
"First of all, you need to at least brush your hair not to mention curl it. Then, you definitely need make-up, which I'll handle for you. Then you have to talk and walk like me," Mai said complaining.
"Alright already. Geez, how complicated is your life?" I said and took a brush out starting to brush out the tangles from my long golden mane.
"You don't know the first thing. It's hard being perfect," Mai, said. I snickered. "What is it?" Mai asked.
"Your not perfect anymore! I'm the perfect one since you're in my body!" I laughed then realized I just dissed myself. I groaned and I knew Mai was smiling.
(KawaiiDragon82: Yes, it's that time again where I sing one of my fave songs! Yami: Can't we just skip that part? KawaiiDragon82: *glares and takes out pencil* Ymai: Oh great, now I've done. Well it's been nice knowing you. *Gets a big Afro like rainbow hair* Ack! Did you have to make me this hilarious? KawaiiDragon82: I don't want to waste my time become another casualty of society. I'll never fall in line become another victim of your conformity and back down. Yami: *combs hair* Hey, if I have to have a hair different than my original tri-colored gravity defying hair, at least make it look nice, ne?)
Downstairs~~
Authoress's POV~~
Turns out Malik didn't burn the pancakes but deeply fried them so Yugi, Tristan, Tèa, and Bakura had to deal with browned, almost blacked, pancakes and waffles. Tristan grumbled about how his breakfast wasn't fit for him. "At least he didn't burn the maple syrup," Tristan said and grabbed it to pour on his waffles.
"Oh stop complaining, at least we got free breakfast," Tèa not satisfied with the pancakes either but tried to hide it.
"Tèa's right. Let's just eat our breakfast about and head off as soon as Joey and Mai comes down," Bakura said trying to cut his pancakes but not succeeding.
"If Joey and Mai ever come down," Yugi said still worried about them. Tristan, Bakura, and Tèa noticed that Yugi hadn't even touched his pancakes, and Tristan, as hungry as ever, tried to take some. Yeah, it was bad but there's no fighting your stomach. After all, the way most males do not want to die is of hunger. Yugi noticed Tristan too and gave him a glare.
"So does that mean you still want your pancakes?" Tristan asked. Yugi nodded and went back of worrying about Joey and Mai.
KawaiiDragon82: Is this possible.*shudders*.that there.there is no more songs to sing!!!!! Waiii!!!!!!!
Yami: *phew* I was going to jump out the window if she started singing again.
KawaiiDragon82:.Yami.the window is two feet away from the ground.
Yami:.That's still dangerous.
KawaiiDragon82: *sigh* whatever, and for those of you who really want to know, I don't hate Yami or Joey if it seems like I'm bashing them. Remember to post your reviews about romance or not! Ja!
Yami: *licks up his milk from a kitty bowl* Keep it down! Some of us are trying to drill a hole through a wall!
KawaiiDragon82:.Haha, very funny. Yami, you and your sense of humor. Well, I got humor for you! Welcome to the Clown's World kawaii kitty! *Scribbles with pencil again*
Yami: *sighs* that can only mean one thing.*cute neko Yami gets a big red clown nose* No!!! You made me look horrid!
KawaiiDragon82: *snickers* Remember everyone, post a review telling me if I should have Mai and Joey romance! On with the fanfic!
Joey's POV~~
I dug through my messed up clothes. I snickered at the thought of Mai wearing my clothes but frowned at the thought of me in a tight corset with a purple jacket and boots. I gathered some clothes and went back to Mai's room. Mai grinned from ear to ear. That could only meant one thing; she got her clothes for me. I sighed and walked into her room as she closed the doors. "So what disastrous clothes did ya get for me?" I asked (KawaiiDragon82: O.O Amazing! How did he ever learn the word disastrous? Yami: Um.you're the authoress, that's how.*meow* KawaiiDragon82: Hehe, oh yeah, and please don't flame me, Joey fans!) Mai grinned and gabbed some clothes that she had behind her. I gasped and covered my eyes at what she held in front of me.
"Ta da! This is it, Joey. Put it on," Mai smiled evilly. I sighed and grabbed the clothes. How could we ever pull this through?
"Fine, but it's your turn after," I smiled wickedly back at her showing her my clothes. She frowned but reluctantly agreed.
Mai's POV~~
(KawaiiDragon82: Cause I'm losing my sight! Losing my mind! Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine! Yami: If I did tell you that, I would be lying. Don't mind KawaiiDragon82, she's just singing Papa Roach again. KawaiiDragon82: Oh shut up Yami! Do you want a rainbow colored wig with your big red nose, Rudolph? Yami: *silence* KawaiiDragon82: That's much better. Back to the song.cut my life into pieces! This is my last resort! Suffocation. No breathing. Don't give a f*** if I cut my arm bleeding.Yami: Back to the fanfic and sorry if this wasted your time)
I had no choice but to try Joey' clothes on later. At least he was going first. Then I could make fun of him as much as I want! I could here grumbling inside the bathroom; no I wasn't in the bathroom. "Urg, so you twist this and button this and-" Joey grumbled to himself. Then I heard a ripping sound. Oh good lord, he couldn't have ripped my dress!
"Joseph! If you rip my dress, you are so dead! I can't believe you ripped it! It was the stretchy one! How fat are you?" I screamed to him.
"Keep your head on, lady! I didn't rip your tight dress," Joey yelled back. I let out a breath of relief knowing that my precious dress was safe.it better be safe.
"Good, are you almost done in there? You're taking longer than I usually do!" I shouted to him. If anyone knew me, they know I take forever in the bathroom just putting on make-up. What could take Joey so long in there?
Joey's POV~~
Damnit, I ripped Mai's dress. There has to be something in here that could fix it. Hmmm, was shampoo sticky? Would that work? No, she'd notice. A found some super glue and tried to put it back on.
(KawaiiDragon82: Super glue in the bathroom? My, isn't that convenient.Yami: You are so stupid. KawaiiDragon82: One more remark like that and it'll be your head. Yami: You wouldn't cut off my cute neko head would you? KawaiiDragon82: At least it would get rid of your nose, eh Rudolph? *Snicker* Yami *grumbles* KawaiiDragon82: Chill out whatcha yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if, you could only let it be, you would see! Yami: *sighs* First it was Papa Roach, now it was Avril Lavigne? Anyways, I'm going to go take care of Madonna here and hope my head stays between my shoulders while you keep reading, got it?)
"Ahhh!!!!" I screamed. I just realized that I super glued the dress together but I super glued it onto me!
"Joesph, what is taking so long? And what did you scream for?" Mai asked. I started trembling. God, oh god.
"Err.nothin' Mai. Just saw a pimple on my face," I lied. Mai gasped while I tried to hide in a snicker.
"Joseph Wheeler! I can't believe you did that to me! You were only in my body for less than a day and you got me a pimple? I swear I would kill you if you weren't in my beautiful complexion!" Mai lectured. I couldn't help but let out a small chuckle. Wait till she found out that her clothes were super glued on to me. "Joey! I swear, I want to know what is going on in there!" Mai screamed.
"I told ya! I'm tryin' to fit your fricken' dress on!" I screamed back quickly putting on. I tried to hide the super glue as best as I could.
"I gave you the stretchy one for a reason! How could you not get it on? Well just hurry up!" Mai screamed and stopped. I couldn't take much more of this. I finally got the clothes on and exited the bathroom. Mai gasped, and I sighed.
"What now?" I sighed. Mai shook her head and pulled me into the bathroom. "What???" I repeated.
"First of all, you need to at least brush your hair not to mention curl it. Then, you definitely need make-up, which I'll handle for you. Then you have to talk and walk like me," Mai said complaining.
"Alright already. Geez, how complicated is your life?" I said and took a brush out starting to brush out the tangles from my long golden mane.
"You don't know the first thing. It's hard being perfect," Mai, said. I snickered. "What is it?" Mai asked.
"Your not perfect anymore! I'm the perfect one since you're in my body!" I laughed then realized I just dissed myself. I groaned and I knew Mai was smiling.
(KawaiiDragon82: Yes, it's that time again where I sing one of my fave songs! Yami: Can't we just skip that part? KawaiiDragon82: *glares and takes out pencil* Ymai: Oh great, now I've done. Well it's been nice knowing you. *Gets a big Afro like rainbow hair* Ack! Did you have to make me this hilarious? KawaiiDragon82: I don't want to waste my time become another casualty of society. I'll never fall in line become another victim of your conformity and back down. Yami: *combs hair* Hey, if I have to have a hair different than my original tri-colored gravity defying hair, at least make it look nice, ne?)
Downstairs~~
Authoress's POV~~
Turns out Malik didn't burn the pancakes but deeply fried them so Yugi, Tristan, Tèa, and Bakura had to deal with browned, almost blacked, pancakes and waffles. Tristan grumbled about how his breakfast wasn't fit for him. "At least he didn't burn the maple syrup," Tristan said and grabbed it to pour on his waffles.
"Oh stop complaining, at least we got free breakfast," Tèa not satisfied with the pancakes either but tried to hide it.
"Tèa's right. Let's just eat our breakfast about and head off as soon as Joey and Mai comes down," Bakura said trying to cut his pancakes but not succeeding.
"If Joey and Mai ever come down," Yugi said still worried about them. Tristan, Bakura, and Tèa noticed that Yugi hadn't even touched his pancakes, and Tristan, as hungry as ever, tried to take some. Yeah, it was bad but there's no fighting your stomach. After all, the way most males do not want to die is of hunger. Yugi noticed Tristan too and gave him a glare.
"So does that mean you still want your pancakes?" Tristan asked. Yugi nodded and went back of worrying about Joey and Mai.
KawaiiDragon82: Is this possible.*shudders*.that there.there is no more songs to sing!!!!! Waiii!!!!!!!
Yami: *phew* I was going to jump out the window if she started singing again.
KawaiiDragon82:.Yami.the window is two feet away from the ground.
Yami:.That's still dangerous.
KawaiiDragon82: *sigh* whatever, and for those of you who really want to know, I don't hate Yami or Joey if it seems like I'm bashing them. Remember to post your reviews about romance or not! Ja!