Disclaimer: Same as last time, including the "stupid lawyers" part. Because they are. I own nothing. Nada, zero, zip, zilch. Except the tune, which belongs to again, Smash Mouth. But the words (most of them, anyway) are mine.
And to WindShine: Thanks for reviewing. It was only short because of the song's length and how many times they repeated or sang something. They'll be shorter or longer depending on the song's length. This one's pretty long.
To the tune of All Star.
Announcer dude: And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee'ssssssssssssssss the Not-so-lady Knights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With their new hit "
Fanboys/fangirls: Yippppppppeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! I love you Kel!!!! Lioness rock on!!!!!!!!!!!! Me+Kel forever!!! Yeahh!!! (You get the idea)
Someone once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest sword in the arm'ry.
But they were lookin' kinda dumb
With their fingers and their thumbs
In the shape of an "L"
On their foreheads.
Well the years start comin'
And they don't stop talkin'
Fed it to them good and hit the ground runnin'.
Didn't make sense just to listen to them
Their brains're dumb and they only get dumber
So much to do
So much to see
So what's wrong with being a knight?
Ya never know if ya don't go
Ya never shine if ya don't glow.
Chorus
Hey now you're a girl knight
Get the sword on
Go fight
Hey now you're a court girl
Get the dress on
Get boys
All that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold.
It's a rough path and they say it gets rougher
But I'm willing to take it now so wait till I get older
Then my blade begs to differ
Judgin' by the hole in your fief's little picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how 'bout yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored.
Chorus
Chorus
Somebody once asked
If I'd like to joust a pass
'I need to keep myself from gettin' bit rusty.'
I said 'Yep, what a concept
I could use a little practice myself
And we could all use a little fun.'
Well the years start comin'
And they don't stop talkin'
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'.
Didn't make sense just to listen to them
Their brains're dumb and they only get dumber
So much to do
So much to see
So what's wrong with being a knight?
Ya never know if ya don't go
Ya never shine if ya don't glow.
Chorus
(Repeat last two lines once more)
Do you like? I hope so. Thanx for reading this, and, oh, reviews would be nice. My birthday's not for a few months, but early presents in the form of reviews would be nice. Or you could just review if you wanted to.
And to WindShine: Thanks for reviewing. It was only short because of the song's length and how many times they repeated or sang something. They'll be shorter or longer depending on the song's length. This one's pretty long.
To the tune of All Star.
Announcer dude: And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee'ssssssssssssssss the Not-so-lady Knights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With their new hit "
Fanboys/fangirls: Yippppppppeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! I love you Kel!!!! Lioness rock on!!!!!!!!!!!! Me+Kel forever!!! Yeahh!!! (You get the idea)
Someone once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest sword in the arm'ry.
But they were lookin' kinda dumb
With their fingers and their thumbs
In the shape of an "L"
On their foreheads.
Well the years start comin'
And they don't stop talkin'
Fed it to them good and hit the ground runnin'.
Didn't make sense just to listen to them
Their brains're dumb and they only get dumber
So much to do
So much to see
So what's wrong with being a knight?
Ya never know if ya don't go
Ya never shine if ya don't glow.
Chorus
Hey now you're a girl knight
Get the sword on
Go fight
Hey now you're a court girl
Get the dress on
Get boys
All that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold.
It's a rough path and they say it gets rougher
But I'm willing to take it now so wait till I get older
Then my blade begs to differ
Judgin' by the hole in your fief's little picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how 'bout yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored.
Chorus
Chorus
Somebody once asked
If I'd like to joust a pass
'I need to keep myself from gettin' bit rusty.'
I said 'Yep, what a concept
I could use a little practice myself
And we could all use a little fun.'
Well the years start comin'
And they don't stop talkin'
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'.
Didn't make sense just to listen to them
Their brains're dumb and they only get dumber
So much to do
So much to see
So what's wrong with being a knight?
Ya never know if ya don't go
Ya never shine if ya don't glow.
Chorus
(Repeat last two lines once more)
Do you like? I hope so. Thanx for reading this, and, oh, reviews would be nice. My birthday's not for a few months, but early presents in the form of reviews would be nice. Or you could just review if you wanted to.