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GIR sat on the couch in the living room of Zim's base, observing human brodcasts again. GIR was extremely excited to be monitoring broacasts today, because now he had the wonder of Digital Cable!! GIR pressed the power button and drooled in awe at the first immages he saw in the screen. HBO at midnight was probably not the best thing for GIR to see. The little robot squealled in delight as he watched the "naked humans wrestle while putting stuff into each other." Then GIR had the greatest idea ever! He was gonna wrestle like the people too! GIR watched the "wrestlers" untill they were done, then ran to the elevator to find the costume machine.
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GIR began pressing random buttons on the disguise machine. He squealled and grinned as he saw the perfect thing flash on the screen. The confused little robot went into the capsul, then emerged wearing black leather boots, a thong, a halter of some sort on his upper body; again made of leather, and a riding crop. GIR went to find his master to show off his new costume!
Zim groaned as he fell out of his seat. He had fallen asleep working on a new device of some sort. He opened his eyes to see GIR running around screaming something about going on "World Wresteling Entertainment," and seeing some "specail fight in a bed." Zim mumbled, and went back to work. "GIR!! Go..... eh... do something!"
GIR's eyes flashed red as he replied "Yes my master." The robot's eyes returned to turquoise and he ran to the computer's research room. He pounded buttons untill he could get onto the human's internet and get to google. The robot researched oddly eficiantly and managed to sign himself up for a traveling tour fight. He ran out of the room screaming "GOTTA GO WATCH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!"
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Zim was working on another plan to destroy Dib and take over the world, but first he needed to do a bit of research. He needed to know how to "shake it up baby, twist and shout" as the song said. He went into the compuers research room and stared at the screen in awe. "Be a world wrestling world champion," He read aloud. "I SHALL FIRST BE CHAMPION OF WRESTLING, THEN THE WOORLD!!"
Zim proceded to sign himself up, and researched online for how to compete and such.
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Okay.... end of chapter one....... quack. Review.
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GIR sat on the couch in the living room of Zim's base, observing human brodcasts again. GIR was extremely excited to be monitoring broacasts today, because now he had the wonder of Digital Cable!! GIR pressed the power button and drooled in awe at the first immages he saw in the screen. HBO at midnight was probably not the best thing for GIR to see. The little robot squealled in delight as he watched the "naked humans wrestle while putting stuff into each other." Then GIR had the greatest idea ever! He was gonna wrestle like the people too! GIR watched the "wrestlers" untill they were done, then ran to the elevator to find the costume machine.
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GIR began pressing random buttons on the disguise machine. He squealled and grinned as he saw the perfect thing flash on the screen. The confused little robot went into the capsul, then emerged wearing black leather boots, a thong, a halter of some sort on his upper body; again made of leather, and a riding crop. GIR went to find his master to show off his new costume!
Zim groaned as he fell out of his seat. He had fallen asleep working on a new device of some sort. He opened his eyes to see GIR running around screaming something about going on "World Wresteling Entertainment," and seeing some "specail fight in a bed." Zim mumbled, and went back to work. "GIR!! Go..... eh... do something!"
GIR's eyes flashed red as he replied "Yes my master." The robot's eyes returned to turquoise and he ran to the computer's research room. He pounded buttons untill he could get onto the human's internet and get to google. The robot researched oddly eficiantly and managed to sign himself up for a traveling tour fight. He ran out of the room screaming "GOTTA GO WATCH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!"
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Zim was working on another plan to destroy Dib and take over the world, but first he needed to do a bit of research. He needed to know how to "shake it up baby, twist and shout" as the song said. He went into the compuers research room and stared at the screen in awe. "Be a world wrestling world champion," He read aloud. "I SHALL FIRST BE CHAMPION OF WRESTLING, THEN THE WOORLD!!"
Zim proceded to sign himself up, and researched online for how to compete and such.
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Okay.... end of chapter one....... quack. Review.