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After a long awaited return (yeah right) I'm back uptdating! YAY!! I'll try to update more often, just been very busy with school and softball. _ I should have never joined the team. Either way, here's chapter two.
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GIR sat in front of the TV yet again on another midnight. HBO's "happy feauture" played, and GIR studied it intently, trying to remember every bit of it. He drooled as he watched the two humans. He noticed one of 'em had a really big bulge in his pants, and the other had really big bulges in her shirt. GIR looked down at his new disguise and panicked. He didn't have the lumps! He lept up from the couch and skittered off to the elevator in the kitchen, where he completely ingored Zim, who was "preparing his figure" for the wrestling tournamant.
Minutes later, GIR had returned in front of the TV, now with bulges that put Pamela Anderson to shame. The program had ended, but GIR still watched, because he seemed to preceive it as a documentary about the girl wrestlers! But this time the wrestled with poles! GIR gasped. "I NEED A POLE TO PRACTICE ON TOO!!" GIR finished watching the show and then headed for the research room. He had to stop and listen to his master. He said something about "More food, need to be grotesqely overweight to compete."
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GIR had found the perfect training place, but it was in the bowels of the city. He roamed the streets untill he found the righ place. It was called "A2." He even sang a little song on the way about the place. It went as followed: "Ayeeeeeeee two!! All nude! All the time! DOOM!!" Upon arival through the front door, men immideatly hooted and howeled, and even stuffed money into his bulges. GIR found a pole that wasn't used and went beserker. He started by licking it, then thrusting his midsection at it. He rubbed his behind on it, he spun around on it, he even managed to hold himself upright by clamping on with his mouth. By the time he was finished, he managed to get a good thousand dollars off of 'nice people givin' him moneyz for wrestin' da pole'.
GIR decided to get some food before going home. Despite his urge to go to the Krazy Taco, he decided to go to "Binge and Barf," an all you can eat buffet. He oppened the door and screamed. To his horror, master was their, and eatin' all the food! He ran out of the door screaming about "the krazy taco will save me! Upon arival to the mexican fast food resturant, GIR immideatly ran to the counter and screeched that he wanted everything on the menu with a large classic poop. The order was immediatly piled onto one tray, then purchased. The little minion grabbed the tray and sat at a table, which was already occupied by a man with red hair, oval glasses, a black trenchcoat, and knee high boots. The man sighed and mumbled something about the tacos being toxic, and having bizzare hillusinations, ones worse then his nightmares about fanfiction. "HIYA MISTER!!" GIR squealed.
The red haired man sighed "Hello littel green dog that looks way too much like something I've drawn."
GIR stared at the man confused, then quickley thought the man to be nice and squeaked "I like you!! Whassyurename?"
The man laughed. "Jhonen, and though I can probably already guess what your name is, I'll do this the polite way and....... Whats your name?"
"GIR! REPORTING FOR DUTY!! Heheheheheeeeeeee.... doody." GIR's eyes first went red then went to their "normal" color upon the insane giggling.
Jhonen couldn't help but smile. "What have you been up to GIR?"
"I'm gonna WRESTLE!! Watch ME!! I'm gonna be in a match on.....SATURDAY!!"
"Hmmm..... Okay, but I have to go now..." Jhonen walked away after seeing two teenage girls looking at him. One hand dyed red hair, very pale skin, and blue eyes while the other was oveweight, freckle covered, and natural redish/blonde hair. They had a look in their eyes that only a cartoonist would fear.
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End chapter two! yay! I'm sorry for lack of updates, but I hope you've enjoyed this... now review..... please?
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After a long awaited return (yeah right) I'm back uptdating! YAY!! I'll try to update more often, just been very busy with school and softball. _ I should have never joined the team. Either way, here's chapter two.
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GIR sat in front of the TV yet again on another midnight. HBO's "happy feauture" played, and GIR studied it intently, trying to remember every bit of it. He drooled as he watched the two humans. He noticed one of 'em had a really big bulge in his pants, and the other had really big bulges in her shirt. GIR looked down at his new disguise and panicked. He didn't have the lumps! He lept up from the couch and skittered off to the elevator in the kitchen, where he completely ingored Zim, who was "preparing his figure" for the wrestling tournamant.
Minutes later, GIR had returned in front of the TV, now with bulges that put Pamela Anderson to shame. The program had ended, but GIR still watched, because he seemed to preceive it as a documentary about the girl wrestlers! But this time the wrestled with poles! GIR gasped. "I NEED A POLE TO PRACTICE ON TOO!!" GIR finished watching the show and then headed for the research room. He had to stop and listen to his master. He said something about "More food, need to be grotesqely overweight to compete."
* * * * * * * * * * * *
GIR had found the perfect training place, but it was in the bowels of the city. He roamed the streets untill he found the righ place. It was called "A2." He even sang a little song on the way about the place. It went as followed: "Ayeeeeeeee two!! All nude! All the time! DOOM!!" Upon arival through the front door, men immideatly hooted and howeled, and even stuffed money into his bulges. GIR found a pole that wasn't used and went beserker. He started by licking it, then thrusting his midsection at it. He rubbed his behind on it, he spun around on it, he even managed to hold himself upright by clamping on with his mouth. By the time he was finished, he managed to get a good thousand dollars off of 'nice people givin' him moneyz for wrestin' da pole'.
GIR decided to get some food before going home. Despite his urge to go to the Krazy Taco, he decided to go to "Binge and Barf," an all you can eat buffet. He oppened the door and screamed. To his horror, master was their, and eatin' all the food! He ran out of the door screaming about "the krazy taco will save me! Upon arival to the mexican fast food resturant, GIR immideatly ran to the counter and screeched that he wanted everything on the menu with a large classic poop. The order was immediatly piled onto one tray, then purchased. The little minion grabbed the tray and sat at a table, which was already occupied by a man with red hair, oval glasses, a black trenchcoat, and knee high boots. The man sighed and mumbled something about the tacos being toxic, and having bizzare hillusinations, ones worse then his nightmares about fanfiction. "HIYA MISTER!!" GIR squealed.
The red haired man sighed "Hello littel green dog that looks way too much like something I've drawn."
GIR stared at the man confused, then quickley thought the man to be nice and squeaked "I like you!! Whassyurename?"
The man laughed. "Jhonen, and though I can probably already guess what your name is, I'll do this the polite way and....... Whats your name?"
"GIR! REPORTING FOR DUTY!! Heheheheheeeeeeee.... doody." GIR's eyes first went red then went to their "normal" color upon the insane giggling.
Jhonen couldn't help but smile. "What have you been up to GIR?"
"I'm gonna WRESTLE!! Watch ME!! I'm gonna be in a match on.....SATURDAY!!"
"Hmmm..... Okay, but I have to go now..." Jhonen walked away after seeing two teenage girls looking at him. One hand dyed red hair, very pale skin, and blue eyes while the other was oveweight, freckle covered, and natural redish/blonde hair. They had a look in their eyes that only a cartoonist would fear.
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End chapter two! yay! I'm sorry for lack of updates, but I hope you've enjoyed this... now review..... please?