Last night I planned out what was going to happen. *Gasp!* (I usually write as I go. That explains that too fast paced, stupid, horrible, not thought out things I write) This chapter will be longer than the other two, since I made a promise to always make chapters with at least 1000 words each and I've broken that promise over and over in the last few weeks.
Still, this fic is just a little thing I'm doing on the side and Sixth is my major work. (Yeah, right, I'm gonna get all obsessed with making this perfect...)
I don't know Hilary Duff or any of the other cast members. I'm sure they are all very nice. But I;m making these ones mean and quirky and strange. Besides, this is Billa Leigh Ruff and not Hilary Duff, so oh well.
Dsiclaimer: I don't own Lizzie McGuire, but I DO own Libby McIntire. Which is, in fact, a good substitute. Like...turkey bacon, or something.
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"MATT, YOU LITTLE WORM!!!!! YOU STOLE MY CONTEST!!!"
Matt laughed, crosseing his arms. "Oh, contraire, Lizzie. This was not your contest. And...if you pay me a small fee, I'll take you along."
Lizzie grabbed him by the collar. "You're going to take me along, FOR FREE. Or you'll regret it."
Matt waved his arms, and Lizzie dropped him. "Okay, okay! You can come! Mom would probably force me to let you come anyway."
The contest people called and briefed Jo and Sam on the details. Matt was allowed to bring his family and three friends. After hours of begging on Miranda and Lizzie's part, and an exchange of twenty dollars, Gordo and Miranda were selected by Matt to go. Melina was also going. (Lanny had laryngitis.)
"I can't believe we're going to HOLLYWOOD to meet the cast of Libby McIntire!" Miranda screamed, "Maybe...maybe we'll get discovered!"
"Then...Rome! The eternal city! I've dreamed about going there for like...ever!" She slumped in her seat. "Too bad its Matt who gets a small part in it."
"Cheer up, Lizzie," Gordo said, "Rome is the type of place where anything can happen."
They arrived at the studio around 10:00 AM. The first person they saw was the star of Libby McIntire, Billa Leigh Ruff. Libby herself. "Oh my gosh!!!" Lizzie grabbed onto Miranda. "LOOK!"
Billa Leigh stared at Lizzie and glared. "Who are these people?"
Billa Leigh's assistant, Annabel, came up nervosuly, clipboard in hand. "Um...Miss Ruff, these are the McGuires and their friends. Matt McGuire here won the contest to meet you and the otehr cast members."
Billa Leigh bent over, and looked Matt in the eyes. "You watch my show? Its a girl's show. What are you, gay?" She stood up and walked off. "I'm going. Don't bother me again." She walked off, flipping her blonde hair.
Annabel fluttered nervously. "Maybe...maybe you should meet some of the otehr cast members. Billa Leigh is having a...um...bad day. Oh, look! Theres Tadd! Tadd!!!!"
Tadd M. Clamberg jumped. "Don't...scream!!!" he said, "Annabel, you know how it just..." His eyes landed on Melina. "Hello. You are?"
Melina grabbed his hand and shook it. "Melina Bianca."
"Nice...hand shake you have there...nice hair, too..." He snapped out of it. "Um...would you like a tour of the studio, Miss Bianca?"
Melina shrugged. "Uh...I don't know..."
"We'd all like a tour!" Lizzie squealed, thrilled to see Tadd face to face.
Tadd scowled. "I didn't invite you. I find your presence annoying and grating. But...if you all must come..."
Tadd guided them around the studio, staring at Melina strangely. "This is Cayden Ryder's dressing room...oh, here's Cayden now."
The tall, grinning actor who played Ephraim approached the group. "Hello...I'm Cayden Ryder. Does anyone want my autograph?"
Lizzie barely glanced at him. "Uh...not really." She fluttered her eyes at Tadd, who grimaced and looked away.
Cayden took her hand and kissed it. "And who are you, lovely damsel?"
Lizzie jerked her hand away like he had vomited on it. "I'm Lizzie McGuire, and I'm not interested."
Cayden stared at her. "Well...um..." He opened the door of his dressing room. "I'll be right here."
Lizzie walked away with the group, not even giving Cayden a second glance.
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"That wasn't exactly what I expected it to be," Lizzie said, falling into the hotel bed, "I mean, Billa Leigh was a total jerk, Tadd was disgusted by the sight of me, Ashton was a mental case, Lyle K. Browns was depressing, and Cayden was just...creepy."
Miranda shrugged. "I thought he was kind of sweet. It was Blake Promise who freaked me out. He's going to freak out and kill someone, I know it."
There was a knock on the door. "Delivery for a Miss Lizzie McGuire."
Lizze stared at the door, curiously, and got up. There was a man outside the door holding a dozen roses. "You Lizzie McGuire."
"Yep."
"Sign here."
Lizzie signed, then took the doaen roses. "Who are they from?!" Miranda demanded, "Look at the card, look at the card!!!!"
Lizzie took out the card. "The moment I saw you, I knew you were the one for me," she read, raising an eyebrow, "Meet me at the Starbucks on Hollisen Street at 9:00. Cayden Ryder!...Miranda, this is creepy!!!!!! He's going to stalk me!"
Miranda took the card and read it. "Lizzie, he may not be cute, but he's famous!"
Lizzie sighed. "Miranda, remember when I went out with Frankie Muniz? Remember that disaster. I don't want to repeat- OH MY GOSH, WHO IS THAT?!"
Miradna looked out the EIGHTH STORY WINDOW, and saw Cayden hanging on for dear life.
"Lizzie! Lizzie McGuire!!! I love you! We were meant for each other!!!!"
Lizzie and Miranda screamed, and ran out of the hotel room.
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End chapter three. So they're in Hollywood, Lizzie's being stalked by the acter who plays Ephraim Shaft, she doesn't like him at all. And whats up with Tadd staring at Melina? Find out in Ch four!
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!
Still, this fic is just a little thing I'm doing on the side and Sixth is my major work. (Yeah, right, I'm gonna get all obsessed with making this perfect...)
I don't know Hilary Duff or any of the other cast members. I'm sure they are all very nice. But I;m making these ones mean and quirky and strange. Besides, this is Billa Leigh Ruff and not Hilary Duff, so oh well.
Dsiclaimer: I don't own Lizzie McGuire, but I DO own Libby McIntire. Which is, in fact, a good substitute. Like...turkey bacon, or something.
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"MATT, YOU LITTLE WORM!!!!! YOU STOLE MY CONTEST!!!"
Matt laughed, crosseing his arms. "Oh, contraire, Lizzie. This was not your contest. And...if you pay me a small fee, I'll take you along."
Lizzie grabbed him by the collar. "You're going to take me along, FOR FREE. Or you'll regret it."
Matt waved his arms, and Lizzie dropped him. "Okay, okay! You can come! Mom would probably force me to let you come anyway."
The contest people called and briefed Jo and Sam on the details. Matt was allowed to bring his family and three friends. After hours of begging on Miranda and Lizzie's part, and an exchange of twenty dollars, Gordo and Miranda were selected by Matt to go. Melina was also going. (Lanny had laryngitis.)
"I can't believe we're going to HOLLYWOOD to meet the cast of Libby McIntire!" Miranda screamed, "Maybe...maybe we'll get discovered!"
"Then...Rome! The eternal city! I've dreamed about going there for like...ever!" She slumped in her seat. "Too bad its Matt who gets a small part in it."
"Cheer up, Lizzie," Gordo said, "Rome is the type of place where anything can happen."
They arrived at the studio around 10:00 AM. The first person they saw was the star of Libby McIntire, Billa Leigh Ruff. Libby herself. "Oh my gosh!!!" Lizzie grabbed onto Miranda. "LOOK!"
Billa Leigh stared at Lizzie and glared. "Who are these people?"
Billa Leigh's assistant, Annabel, came up nervosuly, clipboard in hand. "Um...Miss Ruff, these are the McGuires and their friends. Matt McGuire here won the contest to meet you and the otehr cast members."
Billa Leigh bent over, and looked Matt in the eyes. "You watch my show? Its a girl's show. What are you, gay?" She stood up and walked off. "I'm going. Don't bother me again." She walked off, flipping her blonde hair.
Annabel fluttered nervously. "Maybe...maybe you should meet some of the otehr cast members. Billa Leigh is having a...um...bad day. Oh, look! Theres Tadd! Tadd!!!!"
Tadd M. Clamberg jumped. "Don't...scream!!!" he said, "Annabel, you know how it just..." His eyes landed on Melina. "Hello. You are?"
Melina grabbed his hand and shook it. "Melina Bianca."
"Nice...hand shake you have there...nice hair, too..." He snapped out of it. "Um...would you like a tour of the studio, Miss Bianca?"
Melina shrugged. "Uh...I don't know..."
"We'd all like a tour!" Lizzie squealed, thrilled to see Tadd face to face.
Tadd scowled. "I didn't invite you. I find your presence annoying and grating. But...if you all must come..."
Tadd guided them around the studio, staring at Melina strangely. "This is Cayden Ryder's dressing room...oh, here's Cayden now."
The tall, grinning actor who played Ephraim approached the group. "Hello...I'm Cayden Ryder. Does anyone want my autograph?"
Lizzie barely glanced at him. "Uh...not really." She fluttered her eyes at Tadd, who grimaced and looked away.
Cayden took her hand and kissed it. "And who are you, lovely damsel?"
Lizzie jerked her hand away like he had vomited on it. "I'm Lizzie McGuire, and I'm not interested."
Cayden stared at her. "Well...um..." He opened the door of his dressing room. "I'll be right here."
Lizzie walked away with the group, not even giving Cayden a second glance.
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"That wasn't exactly what I expected it to be," Lizzie said, falling into the hotel bed, "I mean, Billa Leigh was a total jerk, Tadd was disgusted by the sight of me, Ashton was a mental case, Lyle K. Browns was depressing, and Cayden was just...creepy."
Miranda shrugged. "I thought he was kind of sweet. It was Blake Promise who freaked me out. He's going to freak out and kill someone, I know it."
There was a knock on the door. "Delivery for a Miss Lizzie McGuire."
Lizze stared at the door, curiously, and got up. There was a man outside the door holding a dozen roses. "You Lizzie McGuire."
"Yep."
"Sign here."
Lizzie signed, then took the doaen roses. "Who are they from?!" Miranda demanded, "Look at the card, look at the card!!!!"
Lizzie took out the card. "The moment I saw you, I knew you were the one for me," she read, raising an eyebrow, "Meet me at the Starbucks on Hollisen Street at 9:00. Cayden Ryder!...Miranda, this is creepy!!!!!! He's going to stalk me!"
Miranda took the card and read it. "Lizzie, he may not be cute, but he's famous!"
Lizzie sighed. "Miranda, remember when I went out with Frankie Muniz? Remember that disaster. I don't want to repeat- OH MY GOSH, WHO IS THAT?!"
Miradna looked out the EIGHTH STORY WINDOW, and saw Cayden hanging on for dear life.
"Lizzie! Lizzie McGuire!!! I love you! We were meant for each other!!!!"
Lizzie and Miranda screamed, and ran out of the hotel room.
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End chapter three. So they're in Hollywood, Lizzie's being stalked by the acter who plays Ephraim Shaft, she doesn't like him at all. And whats up with Tadd staring at Melina? Find out in Ch four!
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