You like me, you really like me!!!
Things are going so great. I love you guys!!!!! You're so awesome. I was looking through the reviews when I realized: I HAD FORGOTTEN A LALAINE PARODY CHARACTER. I was like, HOW COULD I?! Miranda is one of my favorite characters, right after Gordo. So, in this chapter I was right htat terrible wrong.
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"Lizzie, I think you need to watch out for Billa Leigh Ruff."
Lizzie stood in the airport, holding her carry-on and looking around nervously. "What do you mean Gordo?...you don't see Cayden anywhere, do you? Last I came back to the hotel room and he had somehow gotten inside. It freaked me out. I had to call hotel security to get him and his Mexican band out of the room."
Gordo stared at her. "Okay...but I think Billa Leigh might be out for you." Just then a flaming arrow came out of nowhere, headed straight for Lizzie. She ducked.
"What makes you say that Gordo?"
Gordo shook his head and walked off. Lizzie picked up the arrow, blew out the fire, and pulled off a note. "Lizzie- you better watch your back. I'm going to kill you. BLR. Hmmm...wonder who BLR is...."
"I SWEAR, TADD M. CLAMBERG, IF YOU DON'T STAY AWAY FROM ME I'M GOING TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS ILLEGAL!"
Tadd just smiled at Melina. "We haven't done anyting illegal, yet."
Melina screamed and ran over to Matt. "Save me from this psycho-pedofile!"
Matt grinned. "Melina...I've never seen you like this. You're usually so cool and confident. Melina never need MY help. Yet now, here you are, begging. Groveling like an animal. What makes you think I would-"
Melina kissed Matt on the lips, grabbing him by the back of the neck and putting her full force into the kiss. Matt looked up at her, dazed. "Uh...um...stick with me and I'll...protect you."
Melina grinned, took Matt's arm, and stuck her tongue out at Tadd.
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"Rome!"
Lizzie looked as they descended into the wonderful city. "This is...amazing. Gordo? Are you awake?"
Gordo rubbed his eyes. "Uh, yeah...are we there already?"
Lizzie laughed. "Already? We've been in this plane for thirteen hours. I'm ready to get off."
They were walking through the airport, when they heard a shriek. "Tremaine?! What are you doing in Rome?! I thought you weren't going to be in the movie!"
Tremaine (thats all she went by) stood in the middle of the airport, looking dazzling. "I changed my mind. Can you write Mirna in there?"
"In-in a second!"
Billa Leigh Ruff pushed through the crowd. "I thought I said there was room enough in this town for the both of us, Tremaine."
Tremaine glared at Billa Leigh. "This is Rome, Ruff. Its huge. Get a life."
They went to a fabulous hotel, and Lizzie and Miranda had a wonderful room. "Could life be any better?" Miranda asked, falling onto the soft bed.
There was a knock on the door.
Miranda jumped up and answered it. A tall, dark haired man stood there. "Hello," he said, "I'm Johney Tellman. I play Raulo, the sneaky but handsome pop star? I was wondering if you would like to go out for gelato?"
Miranda grinned, and took his hand. "Sure!" And she was gone.
Lizzie fell on her bed. Alone. All alone. This contest was supposed to be the adventure of a lifetime, but instead she just got stalkers and death threats.
She wished she had never even watched Libby McIntire.
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OH NO! Lizzie wishes she had never watched Libby. But hteres going to be an exciting twist in the next chapter!!! Dun dun dun!
Things are going so great. I love you guys!!!!! You're so awesome. I was looking through the reviews when I realized: I HAD FORGOTTEN A LALAINE PARODY CHARACTER. I was like, HOW COULD I?! Miranda is one of my favorite characters, right after Gordo. So, in this chapter I was right htat terrible wrong.
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"Lizzie, I think you need to watch out for Billa Leigh Ruff."
Lizzie stood in the airport, holding her carry-on and looking around nervously. "What do you mean Gordo?...you don't see Cayden anywhere, do you? Last I came back to the hotel room and he had somehow gotten inside. It freaked me out. I had to call hotel security to get him and his Mexican band out of the room."
Gordo stared at her. "Okay...but I think Billa Leigh might be out for you." Just then a flaming arrow came out of nowhere, headed straight for Lizzie. She ducked.
"What makes you say that Gordo?"
Gordo shook his head and walked off. Lizzie picked up the arrow, blew out the fire, and pulled off a note. "Lizzie- you better watch your back. I'm going to kill you. BLR. Hmmm...wonder who BLR is...."
"I SWEAR, TADD M. CLAMBERG, IF YOU DON'T STAY AWAY FROM ME I'M GOING TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS ILLEGAL!"
Tadd just smiled at Melina. "We haven't done anyting illegal, yet."
Melina screamed and ran over to Matt. "Save me from this psycho-pedofile!"
Matt grinned. "Melina...I've never seen you like this. You're usually so cool and confident. Melina never need MY help. Yet now, here you are, begging. Groveling like an animal. What makes you think I would-"
Melina kissed Matt on the lips, grabbing him by the back of the neck and putting her full force into the kiss. Matt looked up at her, dazed. "Uh...um...stick with me and I'll...protect you."
Melina grinned, took Matt's arm, and stuck her tongue out at Tadd.
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"Rome!"
Lizzie looked as they descended into the wonderful city. "This is...amazing. Gordo? Are you awake?"
Gordo rubbed his eyes. "Uh, yeah...are we there already?"
Lizzie laughed. "Already? We've been in this plane for thirteen hours. I'm ready to get off."
They were walking through the airport, when they heard a shriek. "Tremaine?! What are you doing in Rome?! I thought you weren't going to be in the movie!"
Tremaine (thats all she went by) stood in the middle of the airport, looking dazzling. "I changed my mind. Can you write Mirna in there?"
"In-in a second!"
Billa Leigh Ruff pushed through the crowd. "I thought I said there was room enough in this town for the both of us, Tremaine."
Tremaine glared at Billa Leigh. "This is Rome, Ruff. Its huge. Get a life."
They went to a fabulous hotel, and Lizzie and Miranda had a wonderful room. "Could life be any better?" Miranda asked, falling onto the soft bed.
There was a knock on the door.
Miranda jumped up and answered it. A tall, dark haired man stood there. "Hello," he said, "I'm Johney Tellman. I play Raulo, the sneaky but handsome pop star? I was wondering if you would like to go out for gelato?"
Miranda grinned, and took his hand. "Sure!" And she was gone.
Lizzie fell on her bed. Alone. All alone. This contest was supposed to be the adventure of a lifetime, but instead she just got stalkers and death threats.
She wished she had never even watched Libby McIntire.
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OH NO! Lizzie wishes she had never watched Libby. But hteres going to be an exciting twist in the next chapter!!! Dun dun dun!