I'm in a good mood. Tonight was Free Scoop Night at Baskin Robbins, and my sister and I hit a whole bunch of Baskin Robbins and got a lot of ice cream. Oh, I'm evil.
Today was also Career Fair. I got a bunch of candy, but sadly, no pizza this year. This one booth did have a bunch of truffles, and I took like, ten. Like I said, I'm evil. And gluttonous. (thats bad.)
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Lizzie took in a short breath after their kiss, her face still right next to his. There noses touched softly, and this time Gordo came in for another kiss. This one was longer than the first.
Cayden watched this all without breathing. His darling little princess...his future wife was...was...was...
BEING SEXUALLY HARRASSED BY THAT JERK!
Cayden burst threw the window, grabbed Gordo, and punched him right in the jaw. Gordo may be sweet and intelligent and sensible, but also could pack a punch. He slammed his own fist into Cayden's face, and soon they were in an all-out brawl in Lizzie's hotel room.
"Oh my God! Cayden! CAYDEN!...honey. Cayden, sweetheart. Don't do that to Gord- GORDO! Oh my God, Gordo, you're going to kill him and...oh my God! Security! Police! SOMEONE! HELP!"
After some big security guys had finally pulled Gordo and Cayden apart, Jo McGuire asked Lizzie what happened.
"Well, Gordo and I were...um...we were...um...kissing and-"
"KISSING?!" Sam shouted, "What were you and Gordo doing KISSING?! Alone? In a hotel room? And you were supposed to be resting in bed!"
Lizzie bit her lip. "Uh...I, uh...was in bed."
"YOU TWO WERE KISSING IN BED?!"
"You make it sound like we were doing something dirty, but we weren't! We were just kissing, and our tongues weren't even in each other's mouths!" She screamed, ran out, and slammed the door.
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"I'd like a rewrite."
Cayden Ryder stood there, holding a script. "See...at the end here? Libby and Waldo kiss on the roof? I'd like to make that Libby and Ephraim kiss on the roof."
"But you're inside eating spaghetti with Tate."
"REWRITE!"
Cayden spun around. "I have to kiss Lizz- I mean, Libby. The people demand it."
"Actually..." one of the writers said, "They really like Libby and Waldo. See, on fanfiction.net, theres tons of Libby/Waldo stories. Like Kitetrimming, by Emma Lee Faire E. That ones real good, don'tcha think, Ariel?"
The other writer nodded. "Its on my favorites list. So is A Few Like It 450 degrees Farenhiet, DHCboy."
"I haven't read that one!"
"You should."
Cayden rolled his eyes and walked away.
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"I cannot pretend to love this girl! I cannot pretend to like her! She disgusts me!"
Tadd M. Clamberg tossed his script into the air. They had tried to do the scene where Waldo and Libby were sharing headphones six or seven times, but Tadd hated Lizzie McGuire with a passion. He couldn't act with her, he said.
"You're a jerk," Lizzie stated clearly.
"You smell like rotten strawberries!" Tadd shot back.
"SHE DOES NOT!" Gordo and Cayden screamed at the same time. They then looked at each other, and glared.
"Do you wanna start something?" Cayden asked, in a low voice.
"I don't know, do you?" Gordo spat back, ready to rip his head off. He didn't know why, but Cayden and him didn't get along well. There was the whole them both loving Lizzie thing, but Lizzie loved him and not Cayden.
"Don't fight on the set, you guys," Lizzie sighed, "Take it somewhere else, where you won't knock anything over. Go next door to the...spa or whatever."
It was then people started cheering, as they do. "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Gordo and Cayden started walked in circles around each other."Wanna take this to the hotel spa, Old Man River?"
"Bring it on, Jewish boy."
"Making fun of my religion! I'm gonna slit your throat!"
"Well...you called me Old Man River!"
They started duking it out right next to the facial treatment facility. Just then the door opened, and Miranda ran in, holding Johney's hand.
"GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! JOHNEY AND I ELOPED!"
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Dun dun dun! Miranda's a married woman! Lizzie and Gordo are in a "relationship". And so are Gordo and Cayden, for that matter, though their relationship consists mainly of beating the crap out of each other whenever possible.
Today was also Career Fair. I got a bunch of candy, but sadly, no pizza this year. This one booth did have a bunch of truffles, and I took like, ten. Like I said, I'm evil. And gluttonous. (thats bad.)
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Lizzie took in a short breath after their kiss, her face still right next to his. There noses touched softly, and this time Gordo came in for another kiss. This one was longer than the first.
Cayden watched this all without breathing. His darling little princess...his future wife was...was...was...
BEING SEXUALLY HARRASSED BY THAT JERK!
Cayden burst threw the window, grabbed Gordo, and punched him right in the jaw. Gordo may be sweet and intelligent and sensible, but also could pack a punch. He slammed his own fist into Cayden's face, and soon they were in an all-out brawl in Lizzie's hotel room.
"Oh my God! Cayden! CAYDEN!...honey. Cayden, sweetheart. Don't do that to Gord- GORDO! Oh my God, Gordo, you're going to kill him and...oh my God! Security! Police! SOMEONE! HELP!"
After some big security guys had finally pulled Gordo and Cayden apart, Jo McGuire asked Lizzie what happened.
"Well, Gordo and I were...um...we were...um...kissing and-"
"KISSING?!" Sam shouted, "What were you and Gordo doing KISSING?! Alone? In a hotel room? And you were supposed to be resting in bed!"
Lizzie bit her lip. "Uh...I, uh...was in bed."
"YOU TWO WERE KISSING IN BED?!"
"You make it sound like we were doing something dirty, but we weren't! We were just kissing, and our tongues weren't even in each other's mouths!" She screamed, ran out, and slammed the door.
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"I'd like a rewrite."
Cayden Ryder stood there, holding a script. "See...at the end here? Libby and Waldo kiss on the roof? I'd like to make that Libby and Ephraim kiss on the roof."
"But you're inside eating spaghetti with Tate."
"REWRITE!"
Cayden spun around. "I have to kiss Lizz- I mean, Libby. The people demand it."
"Actually..." one of the writers said, "They really like Libby and Waldo. See, on fanfiction.net, theres tons of Libby/Waldo stories. Like Kitetrimming, by Emma Lee Faire E. That ones real good, don'tcha think, Ariel?"
The other writer nodded. "Its on my favorites list. So is A Few Like It 450 degrees Farenhiet, DHCboy."
"I haven't read that one!"
"You should."
Cayden rolled his eyes and walked away.
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"I cannot pretend to love this girl! I cannot pretend to like her! She disgusts me!"
Tadd M. Clamberg tossed his script into the air. They had tried to do the scene where Waldo and Libby were sharing headphones six or seven times, but Tadd hated Lizzie McGuire with a passion. He couldn't act with her, he said.
"You're a jerk," Lizzie stated clearly.
"You smell like rotten strawberries!" Tadd shot back.
"SHE DOES NOT!" Gordo and Cayden screamed at the same time. They then looked at each other, and glared.
"Do you wanna start something?" Cayden asked, in a low voice.
"I don't know, do you?" Gordo spat back, ready to rip his head off. He didn't know why, but Cayden and him didn't get along well. There was the whole them both loving Lizzie thing, but Lizzie loved him and not Cayden.
"Don't fight on the set, you guys," Lizzie sighed, "Take it somewhere else, where you won't knock anything over. Go next door to the...spa or whatever."
It was then people started cheering, as they do. "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Gordo and Cayden started walked in circles around each other."Wanna take this to the hotel spa, Old Man River?"
"Bring it on, Jewish boy."
"Making fun of my religion! I'm gonna slit your throat!"
"Well...you called me Old Man River!"
They started duking it out right next to the facial treatment facility. Just then the door opened, and Miranda ran in, holding Johney's hand.
"GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! JOHNEY AND I ELOPED!"
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Dun dun dun! Miranda's a married woman! Lizzie and Gordo are in a "relationship". And so are Gordo and Cayden, for that matter, though their relationship consists mainly of beating the crap out of each other whenever possible.