"You what?!"
"We got married! Isn't it splendiferous!" Miranda took Johney's hand and they smiled at each other. "So, this old justice of the peace owed Johney money, so he agreed to marry us, no questions asked..."
Lizzie's head was spinning. Cayden was spinning Gordo's head. None of this made sense.
"So we're going to live in Johney's godfather's underground burrow in Greenland..."
WHAT?! Greenland?!
Lizzie shook her head. Maybe she was just imagining things because she was faint. She needed food...yeah, food. "Come on, Gordo," she said, "Let Cayden out of the headlock. I'm hungry. Lets go get some food."
Gordo smiled, dropped Cayden's head on the marble floor, and ran over to Lizzie. "Okay." He glanced at Cayden, then gave Lizzie the biggest, most passionate kiss anyone in that room had ever seen. Finishing with a relishing SMACK, Gordo gave Cayden a smirk, then ran out of the room. Lizzie ran after him.
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Cayden had been laboring over this work for hours. Now...it was finally done. The NEW final scene of the Libby McIntire Movie:
LIBBY: "One more sneak up to the roof, for old times sake?"
WALDO: "Actually, I have to go...somewhere. Why doesn't Ephraim go up with you?
EPHRAIM: "OK."
{On roof}
LIBBY: "I love you, Ephraim."
{They make out for an hour}
LIBBY: "You're sooooo much cuter than...say...that guy over there named Gordo. I want to kiss you and hug you forever."
{They kiss and hug forever. The end}
"Its perfect! This is the end everyone wants!"
Suddenly, out of the darks shadows of the hotel room, a figure approached. It was none other than...Tadd M. Clamberg.
"I can get you your Lizzie," he said, "If you can do one thing for me..."
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"Matt, hold these bags. I'm going to try these other clothes on."
Matt smiled as smiled shoved the bags into his arms. Sure...she didn't treat him great, but...she was so...Melina.
Suddenly he saw a girl who looked strangely like Melina. She looked like she was about to cry. He ran over.
"Hello."
She wiped her eyes. "Who are you?"
"I'm Matt. Hey...I know you! You're Marli Troader!"
Marli sniffled. "Correct. And at the moment I'm contemplating suicide."
Matt gasped. "Wh-why?!"
"Because," Marli said, "The one I love has found another. Tadd...Tadd M. Clamberg is in love with another girl!" She burst into tears. "She's probably prettier than me, and she's probably smarter than me, and she's probably a lot more fun to be with." (A/N: Actually, she's alot like you.)
"Come on," Matt said, putting his arm around her and dropping Melina's bags, "Lets go get some gelato and talk."
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Sorry this chapters so short. I had a rough time getting it out cuz I had major writers block. I luv you, all my reviewers.
"We got married! Isn't it splendiferous!" Miranda took Johney's hand and they smiled at each other. "So, this old justice of the peace owed Johney money, so he agreed to marry us, no questions asked..."
Lizzie's head was spinning. Cayden was spinning Gordo's head. None of this made sense.
"So we're going to live in Johney's godfather's underground burrow in Greenland..."
WHAT?! Greenland?!
Lizzie shook her head. Maybe she was just imagining things because she was faint. She needed food...yeah, food. "Come on, Gordo," she said, "Let Cayden out of the headlock. I'm hungry. Lets go get some food."
Gordo smiled, dropped Cayden's head on the marble floor, and ran over to Lizzie. "Okay." He glanced at Cayden, then gave Lizzie the biggest, most passionate kiss anyone in that room had ever seen. Finishing with a relishing SMACK, Gordo gave Cayden a smirk, then ran out of the room. Lizzie ran after him.
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Cayden had been laboring over this work for hours. Now...it was finally done. The NEW final scene of the Libby McIntire Movie:
LIBBY: "One more sneak up to the roof, for old times sake?"
WALDO: "Actually, I have to go...somewhere. Why doesn't Ephraim go up with you?
EPHRAIM: "OK."
{On roof}
LIBBY: "I love you, Ephraim."
{They make out for an hour}
LIBBY: "You're sooooo much cuter than...say...that guy over there named Gordo. I want to kiss you and hug you forever."
{They kiss and hug forever. The end}
"Its perfect! This is the end everyone wants!"
Suddenly, out of the darks shadows of the hotel room, a figure approached. It was none other than...Tadd M. Clamberg.
"I can get you your Lizzie," he said, "If you can do one thing for me..."
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"Matt, hold these bags. I'm going to try these other clothes on."
Matt smiled as smiled shoved the bags into his arms. Sure...she didn't treat him great, but...she was so...Melina.
Suddenly he saw a girl who looked strangely like Melina. She looked like she was about to cry. He ran over.
"Hello."
She wiped her eyes. "Who are you?"
"I'm Matt. Hey...I know you! You're Marli Troader!"
Marli sniffled. "Correct. And at the moment I'm contemplating suicide."
Matt gasped. "Wh-why?!"
"Because," Marli said, "The one I love has found another. Tadd...Tadd M. Clamberg is in love with another girl!" She burst into tears. "She's probably prettier than me, and she's probably smarter than me, and she's probably a lot more fun to be with." (A/N: Actually, she's alot like you.)
"Come on," Matt said, putting his arm around her and dropping Melina's bags, "Lets go get some gelato and talk."
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Sorry this chapters so short. I had a rough time getting it out cuz I had major writers block. I luv you, all my reviewers.