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Damaged Egos and Anti Twins

Chapter 7: Fairy Land

            By Saturday morning the anti twins' wings were fully grown. Snape had told the gumdrop clan (copyright Bri) and Draco to come straight to his office Saturday morning if that was the case.

"Goo moring…" Draco slurred as he met Harry, Hermione and Ron in the hall in front of Snape's office. It was only 5:30 in the morning, and everyone was still drowsy and in their pajamas.

"Nice PJs Draco." Ron said with a smirk as he tried futilely to tame his hair.

"Hey, black satin is sexy! Oh, but you already know that!" Draco said, winking at Ron.

"SHUT UP! I AM NOT GAY!" Ron barked.

"Well…if your anti twin is straight…" Hermione said, her brow furrowing in thought.

"Who said he was straight!? He's always saving Barry!" Ron yelled, turning a bright red.

"WHAT IN HEAVENS-!" Snape barked in hysterics, coming out of his room in just his black and green Slytherin boxers and exaggerated fuzzy green slippers, a bat in hand. Hermione's eyes went wide at the size of his…well…you know.

"Ahem…What are you doing here!?" Snape demanded trying to cover his…well…himself.

"Sir, you said 5:30…didn't you?" Harry said, trying to divert his eyes from Snape's crotch.

"No, Potta, I said SIX thirty." Snape sighed in frustration, running a hand through his bed headed hair. He let them in and he promptly covered himself with his robe.

"So? Were they any trouble?" he asked as the four students dropped their anti twins out onto the table.

"Oh no, not at all! And they were more fun then a barrel full of monkeys!" Ron said sarcastically.

"You mean like that barrel full of monkeys?" Hermione asked, pointing at a barrel labeled Full of Monkeys across the room, where Barry had managed to get to in three seconds.

"Good bye cruel world!" Barry cried, hurling himself into the barrel of screeching monkeys.

"I'll save you!" Jon declared valiantly, pulling out his mini broom (Bri, you nasty girl!) and zooming over to Barry. Within a matter of minutes Jon and Barry were soaring back over to the table; much to the disappointment to the monkeys.

"Yes…well…" Snape said as Jon let down a sobbing Barry.

"Hmm…" Flako whispered to himself. He crept over to the side of the table, and then jumped off.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" Flako cried as Jon dove after Flako. Jon rose back up as everyone watched him hold Flako securely in his lap; Flako's arms around his neck.

"My hero!" Flako cried, slapping a big wet one on Jon's mouth.

"SEE! SEE! HE'S THE GAY ONE NOT ME!" Ron cried, pointing at Jon furiously.

"Silence!" Snape shouted, making Jon and Flako stop making out, Barry stop rocking back and forth, and Harmony stop messing with her switch blade.

"Now…all they need is this." Snape said, placing a small bottle of green liquid on the table.

"One drop each. It will help their wings develop completely and then they can fly away to fairy land." He said, trying not to sound all whimsical.

"Fairy land is an actual place?" Hermione asked (much in the way she asked her catch phrases [in an annoyingly high pitch]), finally breaking her stare from Snape's family jewels.

"Glad you decided to join the conversation. Yes, fairy land is a real place. There they can live and you will never see them again."

"GOOD!" Ron said, his nose crinkling in aggravation. Snape helped each anti twin consume a drop of the proclaimed 'icky' potion (labeled: Ickee). Each anti twin's wings started to stretch and flex as they became stronger and more developed. Flako's stretched out into beautiful shimmering purple wings, much to his happiness. Jon's were large and red, and clashed with his hair like every other red did. Barry's were dismal and gray, and Harmony's were pink, much to her disappointment.

"DAMN IT!" she cried, cursing the world as she flew out the window, leaving a pink streak in her wake.

"Well, I guess it's off to another place where people will make fun of me…" Barry said glumly, leaving a smoky gray trail as he skulked out the window.

"Thanks for everything Draco!" Flako said, giving Draco's ear a hug, "Jonny and I never would have met if it wasn't for you!" he said, taking Jon's hand in his.

"Your welcome!" Ron said, happy that he had proved his heterosexuality. With that Jon and Flako flew out together, leaving everyone in the room gawking as their trails faded away.

"So…Harry, was Barry straight?" Hermione asked, still throwing around the idea in her head.

"Um…I think he was scared of guys and girls!" he said with a laugh.

"Does that mean that you like both?" Draco said maliciously.

"NO!" Harry said defensively, his cheeks going pink and his brow furrowing.

"Sure…" Draco said.

"Hermione…was Harmony…um…straight?" Ron asked hopefully. Hermione grinned devilishly.

"I'll never tell…" she sang as she skipped out of the potions class room. 

"Hermione!" Ron cried, dashing after her.

Harry and Draco followed, Draco intrigued by Hermione's viciousness, Harry just curious.

"Why me…" Snape said, rubbing his temples and going back into his room.

~*FIN*~

Thank you for actually reading this far. I'd like to thank my reviewers:

Spar- Thank you for those four goods. It makes me feel so…good J

Beezy- Thank you. I wanted it to be out there J

Haretsu- Draco isn't gay! Maybe bi…but that's all I'm giving you! J Yes Flako is awesome, and yes, I live Austin Powers. Thanks for reviewing.

BriDee- I'm so glad I made you equally perverted to myself. My mission in life has been fulfilled. And I agree that they should change Harry Potter: The Boy who lived into Harry Potter: Boy Who Lived to Blind Others with His Scary Smile

Amber Love- yes, perversion is contagious. Let's only hope it stays that way J

Lord Cynic- Everyone is mad.

Icy Flame- I'm glad you  enjoyed it J

Miakuluchi- Thank you for your words of…confidence…

Jeanne- Of course I want to jump in his pants. But they make him sound so nasty in the books, so I tried to stick with that them. I really want to jump in Alan Rickman's pants, but that's a whole other story J. As for the Irish Slang, the internet is a wonderful thing!

Thanks to all of you who review this last chapter who I will not be able to thank because…this…is the last chapter. I know, isn't it sad!?