I do not own Dragon Ball Z or Jason Vorhees, but I do own Brendant and
Chaos.
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Jason watched silently from the woods as the remaining 11 members went to their vehicles with their stuff, but the engine was destroyed and the tires slashed.
"What'll we do now?" Paris asked and Goku suggested "We fly."
"How will we fly with our equipment and those who can't fly." Krillin asked, and Goku shrugged, saying "I don't know."
"Well..." Goku said, and Goten said "I think we're stuck here."
The others nodded in agreement as they sat their stuff down and sat down to think, and Jason silently smiled inside as he knew they would be there for a while.
"I gotta go to the bathroom." Lunch said as she stood and walked towards the woods, close to where Jason was.
Lunch squatted in the bushes as Jason walked up behind her, a large branch crunching under his feet.
"Hello?! Who's the pervert?!" Lunch snarled as she looked about, but was alone. Lunch stood, pulled up her pants, and began walking, Jason following her.
Lunch walked with Jason behind her for a few minutes until he stepped on another branch, and Lunch twirled to face him, her hair brushing under her nose, causing her to sneeze...
"Hey you goofy hockey-masked asshole! Prepare to get the shit blown out of you!" Raunchy yelled as she pulled a bazooka out of thin air and aimed it at Jason, who tilted his head in curiosity as Raunchy squeezed the trigger, a bazooka shell flying from the bazooka at Jason...
A loud explosion rocked the forest, and the others looked around in shock as it exploded.
"Lunch! You don't think..." Goku said as he looked at the others, who all silently nodded in shock.
"Oh shit! She's sneezed!" Krillin said as they looked toward from where the explosion sounded.
Raunchy stood amidst smoke, smiling wickedly as the smoke wafted about her nose.
"That should take care of that goofy hockey-masked fu-fu-fu-fu- fuAAAACHOOO!" Raunchy sneezed loudly, returning back to Lunch.
"What happened here?" Lunch asked as the outline of Jason formed in the clearing smoke.
"Hi. Who are you?" Lunch asked, and Jason removed his machete from it's sheath, holding it ready.
"What are you going to do with that?" Lunch asked as Jason stalked up to her, holding the machete ready, and Lunch figured it out, turned, and ran towards the others.
"HELP! HELP!" Lunch screamed as she ran, Jason behind her. She ran until she tripped over a root sticking from the ground, sprawling out onto the earth.
"Help! Please! Help! I don't want to die!" Lunch called as she began crawling, trying to stand as tears began gathering in her eyes.
She stood and looked about for Jason, but she was alone.
"Where is he?" Lunch asked noone as someone walked up behind her...
Lunch let out a scream as a hand was placed onto her shoulder, and she turned on her heels and saw...
"Brendant?!" Lunch said before she fell onto him, crying into his left shoulder.
"What's wrong Lunch?" Brendant asked, and Lunch said "I was attacked by a man wearing a hockey mask with a machete! He tried to kill me!" and resumed crying as Brendant led her back to the others.
Meanwhile, Goten walked into the forest, looking for Lunch, or in her Raunchy state of mind, or whoever she was right now. He walked for a few minutes before he saw Jason standing, his back to him.
"Hello? Who are you?" Goten asked as Jason turned towards him and began to walk, advancing on him, once again removing his machete from it's sheath. Goten snarled and fired a kamehameha wave at him, but Jason swatted it away easily.
"Holy shit!" Goten yelled as he began running, Jason following behind him. Goten looked behind him and saw...
Noone.
"Where is he?" Goten asked, and the last thing he heard was the crack of wood and the sound of something falling before the large tree fell on him, crushing him.
Jason stood behind the stump of the tree, tilted his head to the side, and thought "If a tree falls in the woods and falls on someone, do they make a sound?" Jason knew he heard Goten scream and the noise of all his bones chrunching and shattering, so as he began searching for his next victim, he knew the answer was...
Yes.
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Jason watched silently from the woods as the remaining 11 members went to their vehicles with their stuff, but the engine was destroyed and the tires slashed.
"What'll we do now?" Paris asked and Goku suggested "We fly."
"How will we fly with our equipment and those who can't fly." Krillin asked, and Goku shrugged, saying "I don't know."
"Well..." Goku said, and Goten said "I think we're stuck here."
The others nodded in agreement as they sat their stuff down and sat down to think, and Jason silently smiled inside as he knew they would be there for a while.
"I gotta go to the bathroom." Lunch said as she stood and walked towards the woods, close to where Jason was.
Lunch squatted in the bushes as Jason walked up behind her, a large branch crunching under his feet.
"Hello?! Who's the pervert?!" Lunch snarled as she looked about, but was alone. Lunch stood, pulled up her pants, and began walking, Jason following her.
Lunch walked with Jason behind her for a few minutes until he stepped on another branch, and Lunch twirled to face him, her hair brushing under her nose, causing her to sneeze...
"Hey you goofy hockey-masked asshole! Prepare to get the shit blown out of you!" Raunchy yelled as she pulled a bazooka out of thin air and aimed it at Jason, who tilted his head in curiosity as Raunchy squeezed the trigger, a bazooka shell flying from the bazooka at Jason...
A loud explosion rocked the forest, and the others looked around in shock as it exploded.
"Lunch! You don't think..." Goku said as he looked at the others, who all silently nodded in shock.
"Oh shit! She's sneezed!" Krillin said as they looked toward from where the explosion sounded.
Raunchy stood amidst smoke, smiling wickedly as the smoke wafted about her nose.
"That should take care of that goofy hockey-masked fu-fu-fu-fu- fuAAAACHOOO!" Raunchy sneezed loudly, returning back to Lunch.
"What happened here?" Lunch asked as the outline of Jason formed in the clearing smoke.
"Hi. Who are you?" Lunch asked, and Jason removed his machete from it's sheath, holding it ready.
"What are you going to do with that?" Lunch asked as Jason stalked up to her, holding the machete ready, and Lunch figured it out, turned, and ran towards the others.
"HELP! HELP!" Lunch screamed as she ran, Jason behind her. She ran until she tripped over a root sticking from the ground, sprawling out onto the earth.
"Help! Please! Help! I don't want to die!" Lunch called as she began crawling, trying to stand as tears began gathering in her eyes.
She stood and looked about for Jason, but she was alone.
"Where is he?" Lunch asked noone as someone walked up behind her...
Lunch let out a scream as a hand was placed onto her shoulder, and she turned on her heels and saw...
"Brendant?!" Lunch said before she fell onto him, crying into his left shoulder.
"What's wrong Lunch?" Brendant asked, and Lunch said "I was attacked by a man wearing a hockey mask with a machete! He tried to kill me!" and resumed crying as Brendant led her back to the others.
Meanwhile, Goten walked into the forest, looking for Lunch, or in her Raunchy state of mind, or whoever she was right now. He walked for a few minutes before he saw Jason standing, his back to him.
"Hello? Who are you?" Goten asked as Jason turned towards him and began to walk, advancing on him, once again removing his machete from it's sheath. Goten snarled and fired a kamehameha wave at him, but Jason swatted it away easily.
"Holy shit!" Goten yelled as he began running, Jason following behind him. Goten looked behind him and saw...
Noone.
"Where is he?" Goten asked, and the last thing he heard was the crack of wood and the sound of something falling before the large tree fell on him, crushing him.
Jason stood behind the stump of the tree, tilted his head to the side, and thought "If a tree falls in the woods and falls on someone, do they make a sound?" Jason knew he heard Goten scream and the noise of all his bones chrunching and shattering, so as he began searching for his next victim, he knew the answer was...
Yes.