Hello once again my faithful readers! Thank you for reviewing Invader
Ari I'm glad your interested. So you won't have to wonder any longer, I
have made this chapter about Nian and Zim. ^.^ I would also like to thank
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Note to all the stupids: I don't own Zim, Dib, Gir or any of those guys. I
do own Nian though. Um, I also own the origami monkeys, but you can use
them I guess...
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"I was thinking, maybe we could use explosives. You know, feed them to his robot and put gasoline and gun powder in it's fuel tank." Nian grinned evilly of at the thought of Zim exploding.
Dib laughed as he sucked his brainfreezy Nian had gotten him on the way over to his house. The two were sitting on the roof and the weather was quite pleasant.
"I do like explosives...but I've heard that freakish robot talking before and oddly enough, I think it LIKES blowing up." Dib commented.
Nian gaze Dib a puzzled look.
"That figures. This robot is almost as stupid as Zim!" They both chuckled.
"Thanks for the freezy, how did you know Cherry Doom was my favorite flavor?" Dib was happy for the first time since...well, he had never been this happy.
"It's my favorite flavor too, so I just assumed..." Nian said, detachedly. "Perhaps, do you think we could find enough barbecue sauce to completely soak Zim's base? That would be so great! Can't you just imagine him screaming about the evil sauce?" Nian burst out in laughter. She had been smiling and giggling so much her pale cheeks had gotten rosy.
She was so pretty when she smiled...
"Um, please don't kill me for asking this Nian, but when you first came here you said you just wanted to expose Zim. Now it seems like you just want him to suffer...I mean, that's terrific, but you always talk about his demise with such passion. Won't you please tell me why you hate Zim so much?" Dib had deep concern in his voice. Nian sighed. She turned away from Dib.
"Dib, if you laugh at any of this story I'll disembowel you so fast tha-" She was taken aback as Dib held her hands and their gazes locked.
"Nian, I've never really had friends. Now that I think of if, you're the only person who cares I exist. I would never laugh at you. Ever." His amber eyes were warm and sincere.
A slight smile spread across Nian's lips. "I trust you...How do I explain...Well, you are aware Zim is trying to collect information on human existence. I was so lucky as to be his test subject for human affection. He was such a sweet guy. At first he brought me flowers and teddy bears, you know, the usual stuff. After we got to know each other a little better though, he would take me to the beach. We would sit there for hours gazing up at the cosmos and talk about life's many mysteries and ... he's a great kisser you know."
Dib felt a wave of nausea wash over him after that comment. He lost his balance and almost fell off the roof. For some reason he felt betrayed... Affection. Was that it?! He definitely needed to think this over. He has a million questions he needed to ask Nian but she didn't let him get a word in edgewise.
"After a month or so of seeing Zim, he invited me to his house-- Please don't look at me like that Dib, we didn't do anything like that! We both sat on his couch and we had a discussion about life and how it eventually ends. Actually, it was more like he was lecturing me. Then he told me he had to show me something. I was not ready for it. He showed me his entire base and answered many of those things we had talked about. Then after that magical experience...he told me some stuff about how 'fraternizing with the enemy' had the punishment of death. He told me I was the enemy. The only way to save his life was to extinguish mine. He told me everything. How he was using me...how those kisses were empty to him...then he pulled out a knife. He said it was the most honorable way for me to die. He...he almost killed me Dib! He tried so hard, but somehow I managed to escape him. I left him there hemorrhaging. Before I fled, I heard him vow revenge. You see Dib, I have to get him before he gets me."
Tears were flowing freely down her face, unleashed by the painful memories of her first love. In a rare show of weakness, she had her head resting on Dib's shoulder. He had his arms around her. At least now he knew. He would make Zim pay for this....
*~*~*~*~ Oooh...Dib is in love with an alien's ex! Lease review, even if your review is just a few words I'll still be overjoyed, and you will still get a hug!
"I was thinking, maybe we could use explosives. You know, feed them to his robot and put gasoline and gun powder in it's fuel tank." Nian grinned evilly of at the thought of Zim exploding.
Dib laughed as he sucked his brainfreezy Nian had gotten him on the way over to his house. The two were sitting on the roof and the weather was quite pleasant.
"I do like explosives...but I've heard that freakish robot talking before and oddly enough, I think it LIKES blowing up." Dib commented.
Nian gaze Dib a puzzled look.
"That figures. This robot is almost as stupid as Zim!" They both chuckled.
"Thanks for the freezy, how did you know Cherry Doom was my favorite flavor?" Dib was happy for the first time since...well, he had never been this happy.
"It's my favorite flavor too, so I just assumed..." Nian said, detachedly. "Perhaps, do you think we could find enough barbecue sauce to completely soak Zim's base? That would be so great! Can't you just imagine him screaming about the evil sauce?" Nian burst out in laughter. She had been smiling and giggling so much her pale cheeks had gotten rosy.
She was so pretty when she smiled...
"Um, please don't kill me for asking this Nian, but when you first came here you said you just wanted to expose Zim. Now it seems like you just want him to suffer...I mean, that's terrific, but you always talk about his demise with such passion. Won't you please tell me why you hate Zim so much?" Dib had deep concern in his voice. Nian sighed. She turned away from Dib.
"Dib, if you laugh at any of this story I'll disembowel you so fast tha-" She was taken aback as Dib held her hands and their gazes locked.
"Nian, I've never really had friends. Now that I think of if, you're the only person who cares I exist. I would never laugh at you. Ever." His amber eyes were warm and sincere.
A slight smile spread across Nian's lips. "I trust you...How do I explain...Well, you are aware Zim is trying to collect information on human existence. I was so lucky as to be his test subject for human affection. He was such a sweet guy. At first he brought me flowers and teddy bears, you know, the usual stuff. After we got to know each other a little better though, he would take me to the beach. We would sit there for hours gazing up at the cosmos and talk about life's many mysteries and ... he's a great kisser you know."
Dib felt a wave of nausea wash over him after that comment. He lost his balance and almost fell off the roof. For some reason he felt betrayed... Affection. Was that it?! He definitely needed to think this over. He has a million questions he needed to ask Nian but she didn't let him get a word in edgewise.
"After a month or so of seeing Zim, he invited me to his house-- Please don't look at me like that Dib, we didn't do anything like that! We both sat on his couch and we had a discussion about life and how it eventually ends. Actually, it was more like he was lecturing me. Then he told me he had to show me something. I was not ready for it. He showed me his entire base and answered many of those things we had talked about. Then after that magical experience...he told me some stuff about how 'fraternizing with the enemy' had the punishment of death. He told me I was the enemy. The only way to save his life was to extinguish mine. He told me everything. How he was using me...how those kisses were empty to him...then he pulled out a knife. He said it was the most honorable way for me to die. He...he almost killed me Dib! He tried so hard, but somehow I managed to escape him. I left him there hemorrhaging. Before I fled, I heard him vow revenge. You see Dib, I have to get him before he gets me."
Tears were flowing freely down her face, unleashed by the painful memories of her first love. In a rare show of weakness, she had her head resting on Dib's shoulder. He had his arms around her. At least now he knew. He would make Zim pay for this....
*~*~*~*~ Oooh...Dib is in love with an alien's ex! Lease review, even if your review is just a few words I'll still be overjoyed, and you will still get a hug!