As I promised in the last chapter, I shall now hug all of my reviewers! I give a special hug to: PyroInsomniac, Gothwings, Invader Ari, LittleMaggie and DoomDib777 for giving me a great idea I will use later in the story... Now, after that heartwarming moment, we can continue! *~*~*~*~*~*

"Nian, I'm back from school." Dib announced cheerly.

Nian had been staying at the Membrane house for the past couple of days. It turns out that Nian was almost as into video games as Gaz. They had developed a bit of a rivalry, it was the closest thing Gaz ever had to a friend.

Poor Dib just walked in on one of their tournaments.

"...Dib...FINAL level...so close...must win!" Gaz breathed between slicing vampire piggies.

Nian's eye were glazed over. It looked like she hadn't blinked in hours. 'She probably hasn't...' Dib got a scared expression on his face and slowly backed out of the room.

He was nibbling at a piece of blackened toast when he heard an unnerving scream. It sounded like Gaz! He quickly ran into the living room, only to find Nian dancing around shouting "Victory!" among other things. Gaz just sat there. Her mouth was gaping and her eyes were frozen wide.

Dib knew what was going to happen next so he grabbed Nian by the wrist and shot up the stairs. As soon as he dead-bolted the door to his room he heard sounds of his living room being torn apart. Dib winced. After what had transpired, he prayed they would live though the night.

"Is she gonna kill us?" asked a very frightened Nian.

"I...don't know." Dib uttered "I'm going to have to leave by tomorrow morning, I have school. She'll probably get bored by then." Dib had already flung himself onto his bed. He pulled out his black binder and got to work on a hopeless essay.

"You can read some of my books or use my laptop if you want. This may take a while. I have to write a biography on God!" Dib sighed and shoved his head into his pillow.

"I'm sure you'll do okay Dib. Um, what book do you recommend?" Nian glanced around the huge assortment of paranormal books and magazines.

"They're all good, I like the one about bionic Bigfoot the best though." Dib replied. 'What was God's favorite sport as a child? Stupid Ms. Bitters...'

Dib gave up and started writing random things down. He was going to fail anyway. After a long silence, Dib spoke up.

"Nian, how did you find me? You don't go to my school, so how did you know who I was?"

"Zim wouldn't shut up about you. He would always say that stupid Dib was always trying to kill him. He made me promise I would never attempt it. It's a promise I'll be glad to break. Oh speaking of that, tomorrow do you want to pay Zim a little visit? I managed to swipe these from my cousin before he...went on a vacation." She unzipped one of the compartments on her pants and pulled out two very familiar looking daggers. They had smiley faces where the blade met the holder.

Dib just sat there and tried to imagine what Nian would do with the blades. She was skulking around the room, swinging the matching daggers occasionally.

'She's so cute when she's planning a murder...' thought Dib affectionately. 'Wait...that doesn't sound right...'

*~*~*~*~*~*~* Yay! Now that I'm done with this chapter, I can clear up my writer's block and write the last two chapters! I'm still requesting reviews, and I still have my monkeys ready to attack... While you wait for me to write the rest of this story, please take a look at gothwing's story 'Black Bracelet Of Doomy Power' It's interesting. It's also her first try so lets all be nice and review okay? Since i have gotten 10 reviews, I shall now do a victory dance! *dances* *pant, pant *dances weakly* whoo... *passes out* My sad, sad, victory dance...well, thanks for reading this far, I'll post the next chapter soon okay? Unless nobody reviews, then no more chapters for you! lol. ^.^