Time at a stand still
By Seraphim Doan
**********
DISCLAIMER by -=[ESQ]=- (I stole it from him)
**********
Throw a rock up in the air, it's bound to hit someone guilty.
I like to thank my pre reader Joseph Fenton and the helpful reviewers out there.
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Chapter 2: A first for everything/ The Derivative of Time is not Constant
There are a bunch of firsts. There are a first for everything. This was probably my first help from the man up stairs and NO I do not mean the manager that is in charge of my apartment but what I meant is god.
I think this is a sign. I almost choke in a fit of hysteric laughter when I realized that this was first break I got from life.
It all happens, when Masaki-san decided to call me up in the morning. At first I mistaken the ringing for the alarm and attempted to hit the snooze button. After several attempt of trying to hit the darn thing my mind became more focus and realized that it was the telephone ringing.
After figuring out that it was the telephone that was ringing I hesitated to pick it up. I thought it was the repo people that were trying to collect their money that I owe them or that they wanted to repossess our stuffs for not having money to pay back what I owe them.
'Moshi Moshi?' I said there were evident of fear in my tone of voice. No matter, I can handle the truth.
'Hello, is this Ranma? This is Masaki-san." said the middle age woman behind the other end of the telephone.
My heart skipped a beat as a bunch of scenarios ran inside my head. Each of the scenarios were like television screens where it shows 'What if' situations and each television had wings that they flew quickly by my head as my brain process them all.
I didn't want to deal with old woman. This was a first, an old very old woman having a crush on me? If that was the case then I am going to have a lot of troubles ahead.
Oh my god, what if she was one of those ladies in those hentai my father shows me. He was actually trying to teach me about sex but... well... he didn't succeed in explaining about opposite sex. What if the reason why she was calling me was to give me a deal that I can join the school but only if I loose my virginity to her?
I quickly slapped myself. I reminded myself that not all women are out there to get me or that not all women was as love struck as Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kodochi.
'Y-yes, I'm here?'
After a while of talking I found out that she has decided to change her mind. Masaki-san is going to let me in the school. I wasn't going to jump for joy because god might be playing a trick on me. So I was clamed and was ready for it if Masaki-san was going to change her mind.
'Oh Ranma dear?'
I quivered at that 'dear' part. There were hint of malice behind her tone of voice. I thought this is it. This is where she was going to laugh an evil laugh and say I was just playing around. I close my eyes and said:
'Yes?'
'Bring your daughter,'
I exhaled and collapsed on to the ground. I didn't even know that I was holding my breath. At least the worst is over.
'Err Ranma-san?'
'Eh?'
'Are you ok? I heard a noise.'
'Oh? Err...heh heh heh it's nothing! Nothing at all...'
-------------
I was waiting for Ranma. After the telephone call it seems that Ranma was grateful and that he was coming by as soon as possible. I couldn't wait to see his daughter.
After what seem, to me, as a long time I saw the door opened and a little girl crept in and then Ranma himself.
He sheepishly waved and said, 'Oops, I forgot to knock gomei.'
I smiled. His antics were cute and he does look so much like my long lost son. I was a little saddened until my eye gaze past the little girl I immediately light up.
'Come here little girl,' I said as she run toward me with her cute and innocent expression.
'What is your name?'
'My name is Morrigan pretty lady,'
I noticed Ranma sweated at that last remark. I wondered for a moment but let it pass as something that is irrelevant.
'OOoooo you're so adorable,' I turned toward Ranma and asked, 'How long have you have her?'
'Err? Oh! Around three years,'
'How old is she?'
'I don't know. I found her and I think she's five or seven right now,' he told me as he nervously play with his pigtail.
'Oh, about your enrollment,'
After signing the forms Ranma was done and officially enrolled in the school. But I wanted something from him.
'Ranma? During the time that you're in school I'll be taking care of Morrigan ok?'
'Err sure!'
'There's a room up above the gym building where you can live free of expenses,'
'Really?'
'Yeah, I want my little Morrigan to be close to me as possible,' I said as I nuzzle at her cheek. She squealed in delight it was SO adorable!
'You're schooling starts now Ranma,'
'What?'
'Here's the paper to your home room bye. Say bye bye to you're father Morrigan.' Morrigan smiled at her father and started to wave at him. She's sooo cute!
----------
"So does you're father cook?" asked a certain red headed lady.
"Err..." was all Morrigan said as she thought about it. Sure Ranma did cook. He was stuck in the YMCA cooking club for quite a bit. But most of the time Ranma would find the easy way out.
He would spend a portion of his day, about of thirty minute to an hour, trying to point the target on the food and click with his mouse. There were a lot of advertise banners made of Macromedia's Flash where you're mouse was a target and if you click on the moving food, that was moving across the banner, you would win a gift certificate. [Think of Fanfiction.net banners]
Morrigan sweat drop thinking of her father wasting his time trying to get those gift certificates.
"Err...yeah! Papa cooks..." said Morrigan as she tries to defend her father honor.
----------
Ranma was currently running from building to building to find this homeroom. It was hard to readjust back to school when Ranma wasn't productive in school in the past. This time around though, he was determined to succeed.
"Err...where the hell is class E-4?"
"Wait here's the E building! Hmm... That is where the E1 room located, and the E2-E4!" Ranma shouted in surprise.
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Ranma was nervous and then he realized that he was going to have some trouble adjusting to this school.
As Ranma step into the class room he could instantly feel the eyes of the whole class room rested on him. It was weird. The whole class was focus on him and he could feel an array of emotions that they were projecting. It ranges from admire, confusion, and hatred?
Ranma did a quick glance across the class room and he started to sweat more. Some of them seem hungry for reason unknown to him. Some were undressing him with their eyes while others were staring dagger at him.
Ranma, to the women population of the school, was food. They were hormone running young women that is stuck in this school without a single guy and here the answer to their prayer.
For Ranma part, he was old and his raging hormone was tone down a bit, heck he never did notice the opposite sex anyway. He was too busy taking care of his daughter for such trivia thoughts and ideas.
He had forgotten about him and his trouble with the opposite sex when he was looking for his home room.
"Excuse me what are you doing here?" asked the teacher.
Ranma turn toward the direction of the teacher and was surprise. The teacher too was surprise. It was written all over her face.
It was that red pinkish head woman that materialized in Juuban Park!
---------
Somewhere between second and third period was Ranma favorite period, nutrition. And some where between nutrition Ranma was kidnapped and was currently tied up in the gym supply room.
"So, you're the boy that everybody is talking about eh?" The voice was very tomboyish but it was definitely a female voice.
"Ugh," said Ranma as he tries his best to regain his vision.
"He is sempai," another girl answered for him.
"Look here, don't you try anything you here? The cheer leader chick Makoto, the one that came up to you today during nutrition, she's my sister!" hissed the first girl and she pointed toward her chest in emphasis. She then grabs Ranma head.
"Ite...do you have to do that?"
"Wise guy eh? Feh," she then undone his pigtail hair.
"Let embarrass." the second girl held out a camera while the first started to strip Ranma.
After a while the first girl stopped. She felt Ranma body more than stripping it as she slides her hand up toward Ranma face. She then moves his face toward her. Ranma face is now facing toward her.
Ranma now look like a pretty boy with his hair down. His face was impassive and indifferent. He knew he didn't hit women but he couldn't get out of this situation either. He was currently handcuffed.
"Idaho?" the first girl asked him as she stare at his face. The first girl face held a surprise face for a second and then changes to a caring face.
"Oh, Idaho I've missed you so much. Why did you had to die on me?!" shouted the first girl as she hugs Ranma abruptly. The girl broke the embrace and started to undo his pant much to Ranma complaint.
She stopped once again when she notices his groin area.
"Idaho, you're a boy! My... WHAT a boy!" she stares at his groin area again.
"Wow, sempai you sure know how to pick em." the second girl commented.
Ranma blushes, "I'm not Idaho I'm Ranma. Would please let me go?"
"I..." she blushes and then unlocks Ranma from his bondage. She then gives Ranma back his clothing.
---------
Somewhere between fourth and fifth period was Ranma favorite period, lunch. And some where between lunch Ranma wasn't kidnap and was currently eating on top of the gym building.
Ranma was currently spying on the two girls that kidnap him during nutrition.
"So why didn't you embarrass the heck out of him again?"
"Because she saw him manjina!" the second girl from nutrition intervene.
"What?! NO!" said the blushing tomboy during nutrition and she continue saying, "He reminds me of my Idaho when his hair was down!"
"Really? So how big was it? Damn I can't believe I didn't follow you guys!" said the third girl.
Ranma fell off the building at the second girl remark. Actually he choked on his food and in the process of trying to swallow the piece of food he fell.
Unfortunately for Ranma he fell right next to the table of that tomboy.
"Oof!"
"Idaho!" said the tomboy as she ran toward his and held him against her chest.
"Augh...get me the damn license plate of that stupid panda..."
"Idaho?"
"AHhhh!" Ranma shouted as he spread the distant between him and the tomboy.
"W-what the hell were you doing?"
"Idaho!"
"I'm not your Idaho!"
"You're right. You're the reincarnated Idaho! I'm at your service my Idaho." said the tomboy as she knee right next to him as if waiting for his order. The other two girls follow her.
Whispers started to spreads as Ranma can hear some of them.
"He actually tamed Michiru, the school bully."
"So, Michiru isn't a hardcore lesbian after all."
------
Throughout the whole day Michiru and her group, girlfriends were following him everywhere. Michiru was sprouting poetry to him which was totally déjà vu.
Ranma asked if Michiru was related to a family call Tawaki but she wasn't.
--------
The derivative of time is not constant. Some how I knew this I don't know where but I knew this well enough to see that it applies to relativity theory.
The faster you travel in speed wise you're rate of time slow down. So you'll age slower.
I think my life have been a fast ride for me, a roller coaster ride.
I ended my school day trying to run away from that crazy chick Miko and her groupies. Then I stopped by to say hi to my daughter and we went home. After that I had to run toward work.
-------------------
Ranma hadn't found a good job yet but he did found one that fit his time period and it paid well enough for him to survive.
It was Akuma Store, which sells women lingerie and condoms.
Ranma work as a cashier his job was to spend all day at the cashier typing down numbers and accepting money. But he was to also assist women and they ask for assistance.
There was also a huge sign at his cashier saying, "asks for assistance if needed."
It was really embarrassing for Ranma but the girl didn't seem to mind that he was a male.
Michiru had been following Ranma for quite some time now and she had followed Ranma to where he works.
-----
Michiru was currently in the condom section.
"So what are we doing here sempai?"
"Shut up, let me think." said Michiru as they pretends to scan across the condom section.
Akuma store had a funny array of condoms. It was actually weird because Akuma has big brand company condoms.
There were the Nike Condoms that had 'Just do it' on the package.
There were the Toyota Condoms with the slogan 'Oh what a feeling.'
There were the Diet Pepsi Condoms their slogan was 'You got the right one, baby.'
There were the Pringles Condoms their slogan was 'Once you pop, you can't stop.'
There were the Mentos Condoms and their slogan was 'The freshmaker.'
There were the Flinstones Vitamins Condoms Pack their slogan was 'Ten million strong and growin''.
There were the Secret Condoms and their slogan was 'Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.'
There were the Macintosh Condoms and their slogan was 'It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.'
There where the Ford Condoms that says 'The best never rest.'
There were the Chevy Condoms that advertised the slogan 'Like a Rock.'
There were the Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it?
Don't you wish everybody did?
There were the Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
The EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going
The KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
The Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
And finally the Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Michiru finally have an idea.
"Wait here." Michiru dictated as she grab the KFC condoms and walk over toward Ranma who was current at the cashier.
"Do you know where the fitting room is?" asked Michiru with a smirk on her face as she lay the condom box on price tag scanner.
Ranma sweated at first seeing the tomboy walking toward him. Actually Michiru was a very pretty woman nothing like a tomboy but to Ranma what she did during nutrition makes her a tomboy. She was, in fact, well developed as Ranma noticed when his eyes roam across her body and then toward her face his face froze when he realized it was the girl the kidnapped him.
"Err...yeah." said Ranma as he pointed toward the right corner of the store there were hint of nervousness in his voice.
Ranma watch as Michiru stares at him again. She then looks up toward the sign above Ranma cashier and then smirked.
"I need some assistance."
End
Author Notes: I suck at first person view with Nodoka because...well...it's a woman prospective and Nodoka is becoming the stereotype of all mothers. The reason for the two narrators and the third person point of view is the fan fiction relates to time. There are past and present jumps. The tenses are hard too sigh! There was a really cheaply thought out plot on how Ranma ended up living on top of the school gym I got it from GTO but it was cheaply thought out. It's kind of tedious trying to set up everything and then have everything you plan to fall in to places. Like writing Ranma day in school and stuff it has to be done before the fun begins and it sucks for me. I got the ending I'm kind of like the old authors where they have the ending first and then begins to think about the story itself from the beginning to the end result.
Man, I'm like freaking out here with the past tenses. I know there are flamers out there just waiting to pounce on me when I really mess it up. AHHH! Actually I can't really tell if I have any or not. I can tell some not all. It's pretty sick. Eh? Heck I just know I'mma mess up this story plot just like The Shade of a King of Fighter. Let's see how far I can take this fan fiction before screwing it up ne?
By Seraphim Doan
**********
DISCLAIMER by -=[ESQ]=- (I stole it from him)
**********
Throw a rock up in the air, it's bound to hit someone guilty.
I like to thank my pre reader Joseph Fenton and the helpful reviewers out there.
---------------
Chapter 2: A first for everything/ The Derivative of Time is not Constant
There are a bunch of firsts. There are a first for everything. This was probably my first help from the man up stairs and NO I do not mean the manager that is in charge of my apartment but what I meant is god.
I think this is a sign. I almost choke in a fit of hysteric laughter when I realized that this was first break I got from life.
It all happens, when Masaki-san decided to call me up in the morning. At first I mistaken the ringing for the alarm and attempted to hit the snooze button. After several attempt of trying to hit the darn thing my mind became more focus and realized that it was the telephone ringing.
After figuring out that it was the telephone that was ringing I hesitated to pick it up. I thought it was the repo people that were trying to collect their money that I owe them or that they wanted to repossess our stuffs for not having money to pay back what I owe them.
'Moshi Moshi?' I said there were evident of fear in my tone of voice. No matter, I can handle the truth.
'Hello, is this Ranma? This is Masaki-san." said the middle age woman behind the other end of the telephone.
My heart skipped a beat as a bunch of scenarios ran inside my head. Each of the scenarios were like television screens where it shows 'What if' situations and each television had wings that they flew quickly by my head as my brain process them all.
I didn't want to deal with old woman. This was a first, an old very old woman having a crush on me? If that was the case then I am going to have a lot of troubles ahead.
Oh my god, what if she was one of those ladies in those hentai my father shows me. He was actually trying to teach me about sex but... well... he didn't succeed in explaining about opposite sex. What if the reason why she was calling me was to give me a deal that I can join the school but only if I loose my virginity to her?
I quickly slapped myself. I reminded myself that not all women are out there to get me or that not all women was as love struck as Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kodochi.
'Y-yes, I'm here?'
After a while of talking I found out that she has decided to change her mind. Masaki-san is going to let me in the school. I wasn't going to jump for joy because god might be playing a trick on me. So I was clamed and was ready for it if Masaki-san was going to change her mind.
'Oh Ranma dear?'
I quivered at that 'dear' part. There were hint of malice behind her tone of voice. I thought this is it. This is where she was going to laugh an evil laugh and say I was just playing around. I close my eyes and said:
'Yes?'
'Bring your daughter,'
I exhaled and collapsed on to the ground. I didn't even know that I was holding my breath. At least the worst is over.
'Err Ranma-san?'
'Eh?'
'Are you ok? I heard a noise.'
'Oh? Err...heh heh heh it's nothing! Nothing at all...'
-------------
I was waiting for Ranma. After the telephone call it seems that Ranma was grateful and that he was coming by as soon as possible. I couldn't wait to see his daughter.
After what seem, to me, as a long time I saw the door opened and a little girl crept in and then Ranma himself.
He sheepishly waved and said, 'Oops, I forgot to knock gomei.'
I smiled. His antics were cute and he does look so much like my long lost son. I was a little saddened until my eye gaze past the little girl I immediately light up.
'Come here little girl,' I said as she run toward me with her cute and innocent expression.
'What is your name?'
'My name is Morrigan pretty lady,'
I noticed Ranma sweated at that last remark. I wondered for a moment but let it pass as something that is irrelevant.
'OOoooo you're so adorable,' I turned toward Ranma and asked, 'How long have you have her?'
'Err? Oh! Around three years,'
'How old is she?'
'I don't know. I found her and I think she's five or seven right now,' he told me as he nervously play with his pigtail.
'Oh, about your enrollment,'
After signing the forms Ranma was done and officially enrolled in the school. But I wanted something from him.
'Ranma? During the time that you're in school I'll be taking care of Morrigan ok?'
'Err sure!'
'There's a room up above the gym building where you can live free of expenses,'
'Really?'
'Yeah, I want my little Morrigan to be close to me as possible,' I said as I nuzzle at her cheek. She squealed in delight it was SO adorable!
'You're schooling starts now Ranma,'
'What?'
'Here's the paper to your home room bye. Say bye bye to you're father Morrigan.' Morrigan smiled at her father and started to wave at him. She's sooo cute!
----------
"So does you're father cook?" asked a certain red headed lady.
"Err..." was all Morrigan said as she thought about it. Sure Ranma did cook. He was stuck in the YMCA cooking club for quite a bit. But most of the time Ranma would find the easy way out.
He would spend a portion of his day, about of thirty minute to an hour, trying to point the target on the food and click with his mouse. There were a lot of advertise banners made of Macromedia's Flash where you're mouse was a target and if you click on the moving food, that was moving across the banner, you would win a gift certificate. [Think of Fanfiction.net banners]
Morrigan sweat drop thinking of her father wasting his time trying to get those gift certificates.
"Err...yeah! Papa cooks..." said Morrigan as she tries to defend her father honor.
----------
Ranma was currently running from building to building to find this homeroom. It was hard to readjust back to school when Ranma wasn't productive in school in the past. This time around though, he was determined to succeed.
"Err...where the hell is class E-4?"
"Wait here's the E building! Hmm... That is where the E1 room located, and the E2-E4!" Ranma shouted in surprise.
--------
Ranma was nervous and then he realized that he was going to have some trouble adjusting to this school.
As Ranma step into the class room he could instantly feel the eyes of the whole class room rested on him. It was weird. The whole class was focus on him and he could feel an array of emotions that they were projecting. It ranges from admire, confusion, and hatred?
Ranma did a quick glance across the class room and he started to sweat more. Some of them seem hungry for reason unknown to him. Some were undressing him with their eyes while others were staring dagger at him.
Ranma, to the women population of the school, was food. They were hormone running young women that is stuck in this school without a single guy and here the answer to their prayer.
For Ranma part, he was old and his raging hormone was tone down a bit, heck he never did notice the opposite sex anyway. He was too busy taking care of his daughter for such trivia thoughts and ideas.
He had forgotten about him and his trouble with the opposite sex when he was looking for his home room.
"Excuse me what are you doing here?" asked the teacher.
Ranma turn toward the direction of the teacher and was surprise. The teacher too was surprise. It was written all over her face.
It was that red pinkish head woman that materialized in Juuban Park!
---------
Somewhere between second and third period was Ranma favorite period, nutrition. And some where between nutrition Ranma was kidnapped and was currently tied up in the gym supply room.
"So, you're the boy that everybody is talking about eh?" The voice was very tomboyish but it was definitely a female voice.
"Ugh," said Ranma as he tries his best to regain his vision.
"He is sempai," another girl answered for him.
"Look here, don't you try anything you here? The cheer leader chick Makoto, the one that came up to you today during nutrition, she's my sister!" hissed the first girl and she pointed toward her chest in emphasis. She then grabs Ranma head.
"Ite...do you have to do that?"
"Wise guy eh? Feh," she then undone his pigtail hair.
"Let embarrass." the second girl held out a camera while the first started to strip Ranma.
After a while the first girl stopped. She felt Ranma body more than stripping it as she slides her hand up toward Ranma face. She then moves his face toward her. Ranma face is now facing toward her.
Ranma now look like a pretty boy with his hair down. His face was impassive and indifferent. He knew he didn't hit women but he couldn't get out of this situation either. He was currently handcuffed.
"Idaho?" the first girl asked him as she stare at his face. The first girl face held a surprise face for a second and then changes to a caring face.
"Oh, Idaho I've missed you so much. Why did you had to die on me?!" shouted the first girl as she hugs Ranma abruptly. The girl broke the embrace and started to undo his pant much to Ranma complaint.
She stopped once again when she notices his groin area.
"Idaho, you're a boy! My... WHAT a boy!" she stares at his groin area again.
"Wow, sempai you sure know how to pick em." the second girl commented.
Ranma blushes, "I'm not Idaho I'm Ranma. Would please let me go?"
"I..." she blushes and then unlocks Ranma from his bondage. She then gives Ranma back his clothing.
---------
Somewhere between fourth and fifth period was Ranma favorite period, lunch. And some where between lunch Ranma wasn't kidnap and was currently eating on top of the gym building.
Ranma was currently spying on the two girls that kidnap him during nutrition.
"So why didn't you embarrass the heck out of him again?"
"Because she saw him manjina!" the second girl from nutrition intervene.
"What?! NO!" said the blushing tomboy during nutrition and she continue saying, "He reminds me of my Idaho when his hair was down!"
"Really? So how big was it? Damn I can't believe I didn't follow you guys!" said the third girl.
Ranma fell off the building at the second girl remark. Actually he choked on his food and in the process of trying to swallow the piece of food he fell.
Unfortunately for Ranma he fell right next to the table of that tomboy.
"Oof!"
"Idaho!" said the tomboy as she ran toward his and held him against her chest.
"Augh...get me the damn license plate of that stupid panda..."
"Idaho?"
"AHhhh!" Ranma shouted as he spread the distant between him and the tomboy.
"W-what the hell were you doing?"
"Idaho!"
"I'm not your Idaho!"
"You're right. You're the reincarnated Idaho! I'm at your service my Idaho." said the tomboy as she knee right next to him as if waiting for his order. The other two girls follow her.
Whispers started to spreads as Ranma can hear some of them.
"He actually tamed Michiru, the school bully."
"So, Michiru isn't a hardcore lesbian after all."
------
Throughout the whole day Michiru and her group, girlfriends were following him everywhere. Michiru was sprouting poetry to him which was totally déjà vu.
Ranma asked if Michiru was related to a family call Tawaki but she wasn't.
--------
The derivative of time is not constant. Some how I knew this I don't know where but I knew this well enough to see that it applies to relativity theory.
The faster you travel in speed wise you're rate of time slow down. So you'll age slower.
I think my life have been a fast ride for me, a roller coaster ride.
I ended my school day trying to run away from that crazy chick Miko and her groupies. Then I stopped by to say hi to my daughter and we went home. After that I had to run toward work.
-------------------
Ranma hadn't found a good job yet but he did found one that fit his time period and it paid well enough for him to survive.
It was Akuma Store, which sells women lingerie and condoms.
Ranma work as a cashier his job was to spend all day at the cashier typing down numbers and accepting money. But he was to also assist women and they ask for assistance.
There was also a huge sign at his cashier saying, "asks for assistance if needed."
It was really embarrassing for Ranma but the girl didn't seem to mind that he was a male.
Michiru had been following Ranma for quite some time now and she had followed Ranma to where he works.
-----
Michiru was currently in the condom section.
"So what are we doing here sempai?"
"Shut up, let me think." said Michiru as they pretends to scan across the condom section.
Akuma store had a funny array of condoms. It was actually weird because Akuma has big brand company condoms.
There were the Nike Condoms that had 'Just do it' on the package.
There were the Toyota Condoms with the slogan 'Oh what a feeling.'
There were the Diet Pepsi Condoms their slogan was 'You got the right one, baby.'
There were the Pringles Condoms their slogan was 'Once you pop, you can't stop.'
There were the Mentos Condoms and their slogan was 'The freshmaker.'
There were the Flinstones Vitamins Condoms Pack their slogan was 'Ten million strong and growin''.
There were the Secret Condoms and their slogan was 'Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.'
There were the Macintosh Condoms and their slogan was 'It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.'
There where the Ford Condoms that says 'The best never rest.'
There were the Chevy Condoms that advertised the slogan 'Like a Rock.'
There were the Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it?
Don't you wish everybody did?
There were the Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
The EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going
The KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
The Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
And finally the Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Michiru finally have an idea.
"Wait here." Michiru dictated as she grab the KFC condoms and walk over toward Ranma who was current at the cashier.
"Do you know where the fitting room is?" asked Michiru with a smirk on her face as she lay the condom box on price tag scanner.
Ranma sweated at first seeing the tomboy walking toward him. Actually Michiru was a very pretty woman nothing like a tomboy but to Ranma what she did during nutrition makes her a tomboy. She was, in fact, well developed as Ranma noticed when his eyes roam across her body and then toward her face his face froze when he realized it was the girl the kidnapped him.
"Err...yeah." said Ranma as he pointed toward the right corner of the store there were hint of nervousness in his voice.
Ranma watch as Michiru stares at him again. She then looks up toward the sign above Ranma cashier and then smirked.
"I need some assistance."
End
Author Notes: I suck at first person view with Nodoka because...well...it's a woman prospective and Nodoka is becoming the stereotype of all mothers. The reason for the two narrators and the third person point of view is the fan fiction relates to time. There are past and present jumps. The tenses are hard too sigh! There was a really cheaply thought out plot on how Ranma ended up living on top of the school gym I got it from GTO but it was cheaply thought out. It's kind of tedious trying to set up everything and then have everything you plan to fall in to places. Like writing Ranma day in school and stuff it has to be done before the fun begins and it sucks for me. I got the ending I'm kind of like the old authors where they have the ending first and then begins to think about the story itself from the beginning to the end result.
Man, I'm like freaking out here with the past tenses. I know there are flamers out there just waiting to pounce on me when I really mess it up. AHHH! Actually I can't really tell if I have any or not. I can tell some not all. It's pretty sick. Eh? Heck I just know I'mma mess up this story plot just like The Shade of a King of Fighter. Let's see how far I can take this fan fiction before screwing it up ne?