Author's Note: I know this isn't a monty python sketch. Still, it's Gilbert and Sullivan, and it's random silliness index is Quite high, so I think that's good enough.

I am the very model of a modern trickster general

I've served the lord of nightmares, and the greater beast (both lords of hell)

As eons passed I've raised annoying others to a form of art

Oh hearing screams of frothing irritation truly warms my heart.
You'd never think from my appearance I've commanded demon hordes

Or sighed in bliss while massacring golden dragons, fifty-score

Just ask me any question "That's a SECRET!" is my stock reply

But with experience you'll figure out my meanings, by and by.
I'm well acquainted with the legends of the war of monster's fall

Because I got to act on genocidal urges, what a ball

And when my eyes are opened from their normal slits it's plain to see

I'm getting ready to unleash a a fit of laughing evilly.
I'm quite adept at making Lina want to tear me limb from limb

By sending her and company through hell-holes on my slightest whim

The most that they'll concede is that with me around it's never dull

In short I am the model of a modern trickster general
Despite my demon heritage some poeple think me quite the catch

My one conclusion is that only idiots would try to match

Me up with people like Amelia, Filia, and Sylphiel

And pervs who think Zelgadis is my lover please go straight to hell
Some people think I'm yaoi, and that Valgaav is my eye-candy

Apparently they aren't aware that mazoku in love can't be;

We feed on pain and suffering, though rage is also very nice

Served up with loathing, irritation, hatred and a side of rice...
I don't know why on earth I'm singing to this imbecilic tune

I can only conclude that still it's better than a Sailor Moon

I may not have her followings, or shine with love and victory

But which of us is cooler, sappy Serena or evil me?
We made it through three seasons (start to wave the fans of victory)

Unfortunately I only appeared in seasons two and three

It's not as though I'm bitter, and I wish you all a fond farewell

I am the very model of a modern trickster general!