Disclaimer: Yer face.
Grinning Reaper: Ahahah!!! I am back with another fic chappie!!
Seifer: I could spit.
Grinning Reaper: And yes, rxcspideyb, I agree with you. The Chicken-wuss needs to show lil' ol' Seifa here who's boss. Just.DON'T SEND THE BUNNIES!!! NO BUNNIES!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Seifer: I hate you, you know that?
Grinning Reaper: And oh yeah, as a note, this is from the 3rd person because neither Zell nor Seifer is present during this conversation. I jest thought it might be a funny lil chapter to add.
Chapter Four: Selphie's Theory
"It's the truth!! Why won't you believe me!?! I saw it!!" The small brunette insisted of her boyfriend and her comrades. Irvine nodded solemnly.
"Oh we believe you saw it alright we just think that you were on something when you did." He told her, gently patting her shoulder. Selphie pouted.
"No really!! They're dating!!" Quistis raised her eyebrows, a cool and indifferent look on her face.
"Zell and Seifer?" She voiced. Selphie nodded rapidly, her eyes wide and shining bright.
"Really!" She insisted. "I've got proof!" She said putting emphasis on the word proof, as if it would help convince her friends.
"...Proof?" Squall echoed. Selphie nodded rapidly again picking up her Ruby Dragon Energy Drink and taking a swig.
"This morning, I saw Seifer leaving Zell's dorm. And then Zell came out. His clothes were messed up." She said.
"I hardly think that's proof." Quistis said, taking off her glasses to polish the lenses.
"No wait! AND I keep seeing Zell giving Seifer notes! I betcha they're love notes! And I mean come on! What about what happened just now? Looks like Zell was making Seifer prove his love to him. I mean why else would he come over here and sing to Squall like that?" Selphie said pointedly. Irvine looked thoughtful for a moment.
"She does have a point you know. They do seem kind of suspicious." He said nodding slightly.
"See!?! Irvy believes me!" Selphie said pointing wildly. Quistis still maintained her look of skepticism.
"I'll need more proof. I still think that it's highly unlikely." She says, returning her glasses to their rightful place.
"Fine!" Selphie said taking another swig of her highly caffineated drink. "I'll bet you 100 Gil that they're going out!" She says. Quistis nods.
"It's a deal. I need to buy some parts to modify my whip anyhow." She says shaking Selphie's hand.
"Wore it out on Xu huh?" Irvine said with a devilish grin. Quistis shot the cowboy an icy look.
"Quiet you." She snapped when Squall and Rinoa snickered. Speaking of which. Quistis stood. "I just remembered that I have a staff meeting to go to." She said with a nod. "See you all later."
"Have fun at the sex-uh, STAFF meeting!" Irvine called tauntingly. Everyone knew that Quistis was going to see her girlfriend.
"SHUT UP!" The blonde shouted as she left. Selphie giggled in an almost giddy manner.
"I think I'd better take this away from you." Squall said, removing the can of Ruby Dragon from her grasp.
"Heeeey!" Selphie protested lightly. Irvine grinned and kissed her cheek.
"I'll get you another one later Selph." He says. It's then that Zell materializes out of thin air again.
"Hey guys what did I miss?" He asks with a fanged grin. Rinoa exchanges a look with Selphiel.
"Nothing." She says pointedly. "What did we miss?" Zell gave her an odd look before taking a bite of hotdog.
"Uhm." deciding that Rinoa was having one of her (MORE) ditzier moments he replied: "Nothing..." Rinoa and Selphie exchanged knowing looks again. Zell threw his hands up.
"You guys are crazy," he said, frustrated. "I'm gonna go do some training now." He dumped his empty tray in the trash and left. Little did he know he was being tailed by a very obvious-to-the-rest-of-the-world Seifer. Selphie giggled manically.
"Hahahaha...that 100 Gil is as good as mine."
Grinning Reaper: Ahahah!!! I am back with another fic chappie!!
Seifer: I could spit.
Grinning Reaper: And yes, rxcspideyb, I agree with you. The Chicken-wuss needs to show lil' ol' Seifa here who's boss. Just.DON'T SEND THE BUNNIES!!! NO BUNNIES!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Seifer: I hate you, you know that?
Grinning Reaper: And oh yeah, as a note, this is from the 3rd person because neither Zell nor Seifer is present during this conversation. I jest thought it might be a funny lil chapter to add.
Chapter Four: Selphie's Theory
"It's the truth!! Why won't you believe me!?! I saw it!!" The small brunette insisted of her boyfriend and her comrades. Irvine nodded solemnly.
"Oh we believe you saw it alright we just think that you were on something when you did." He told her, gently patting her shoulder. Selphie pouted.
"No really!! They're dating!!" Quistis raised her eyebrows, a cool and indifferent look on her face.
"Zell and Seifer?" She voiced. Selphie nodded rapidly, her eyes wide and shining bright.
"Really!" She insisted. "I've got proof!" She said putting emphasis on the word proof, as if it would help convince her friends.
"...Proof?" Squall echoed. Selphie nodded rapidly again picking up her Ruby Dragon Energy Drink and taking a swig.
"This morning, I saw Seifer leaving Zell's dorm. And then Zell came out. His clothes were messed up." She said.
"I hardly think that's proof." Quistis said, taking off her glasses to polish the lenses.
"No wait! AND I keep seeing Zell giving Seifer notes! I betcha they're love notes! And I mean come on! What about what happened just now? Looks like Zell was making Seifer prove his love to him. I mean why else would he come over here and sing to Squall like that?" Selphie said pointedly. Irvine looked thoughtful for a moment.
"She does have a point you know. They do seem kind of suspicious." He said nodding slightly.
"See!?! Irvy believes me!" Selphie said pointing wildly. Quistis still maintained her look of skepticism.
"I'll need more proof. I still think that it's highly unlikely." She says, returning her glasses to their rightful place.
"Fine!" Selphie said taking another swig of her highly caffineated drink. "I'll bet you 100 Gil that they're going out!" She says. Quistis nods.
"It's a deal. I need to buy some parts to modify my whip anyhow." She says shaking Selphie's hand.
"Wore it out on Xu huh?" Irvine said with a devilish grin. Quistis shot the cowboy an icy look.
"Quiet you." She snapped when Squall and Rinoa snickered. Speaking of which. Quistis stood. "I just remembered that I have a staff meeting to go to." She said with a nod. "See you all later."
"Have fun at the sex-uh, STAFF meeting!" Irvine called tauntingly. Everyone knew that Quistis was going to see her girlfriend.
"SHUT UP!" The blonde shouted as she left. Selphie giggled in an almost giddy manner.
"I think I'd better take this away from you." Squall said, removing the can of Ruby Dragon from her grasp.
"Heeeey!" Selphie protested lightly. Irvine grinned and kissed her cheek.
"I'll get you another one later Selph." He says. It's then that Zell materializes out of thin air again.
"Hey guys what did I miss?" He asks with a fanged grin. Rinoa exchanges a look with Selphiel.
"Nothing." She says pointedly. "What did we miss?" Zell gave her an odd look before taking a bite of hotdog.
"Uhm." deciding that Rinoa was having one of her (MORE) ditzier moments he replied: "Nothing..." Rinoa and Selphie exchanged knowing looks again. Zell threw his hands up.
"You guys are crazy," he said, frustrated. "I'm gonna go do some training now." He dumped his empty tray in the trash and left. Little did he know he was being tailed by a very obvious-to-the-rest-of-the-world Seifer. Selphie giggled manically.
"Hahahaha...that 100 Gil is as good as mine."