Directed by V.C.
Typed by LENG
(The two are a very evil pair of sisters)
Note: Do not kill us for what we write in this fan fic. This is meant to be a comedy.
PART 1—You've got to be kidding me…V.C.: All right, people! Let's get this damn thing over and done with.
SD cast: mumble mutter
LENG: //typing//
V.C.: Haruko, you'll be Thumbelina.
HARUKO: //whining// But I don't wanna be a whiny midget…
V.C.: You don't? But it suits you perfectly!
HARUKO: WAAAAAAAAH!
SAKURAGI: How DARE you upset my precious Haruko!
RUKAWA: Do'aho.
SAKURAGI: TEME KITSUNE!
LENG: Sakuragi, stop your crap NOW, or else…
SAKURAGI: Or else what?
LENG://starts typing furiously//
SAKURAGI: HA! I knew it was an empty threat! You couldn't possibly hurt Tensai! BWAAHAHA-
Poof!
C. SAKURAGI: //his head stuck in a b-ball net// YOU F*****S!
Everyone else: sweat drop
SENDOH: Tut tut, Sakuragi-kun. Children like you shouldn't be cussing like that, ne?
SAKURAGI: Really? Okay then...HELP!
V.C.: LENG?
LENG: //shakes head//
V.C.: //hits LENG over the head with a clipboard// NOW! We need that 'wu gui dai wang' (Chinese for King of Tortoises) to act!
LENG: //types again// OW! Fine lah!
Sakuragi has his head out of the net, but is still a chibi.
C. Sakuragi: Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop!
V.C. ties a lollipop to the ceiling. C. Sakuragi tries to jump and get it but is unsuccessful.
V.C.: Let's change plans and do a play on THE FOX AND THE GRAPES.
LENG: Why not? That chibi looks dumb enough, anyways.
CRASH!
A VERY large rock lands on the middle of the floor with the note "Do you wanna die? With 'love' from the Sakuragi Fan Club" on it.
Everyone: sweat drop
V.C.: Anyone who agrees that LENG change Sakuragi back and we get back to original plans, raise your hand.
All raise their hands except for Haruko.
HARUKO: I don't wanna be Thumbelina!
LENG: (muttering) doesn't matter because it is being changed to ThumbeHaruko //grumbles// (I hate this job.)
V.C: Ok //finalize the cast//
THUMBELINA THUMBEHARUKO the Comedy
Cast:
ThumbeHaruko: Haruko
Old woman: Ayako
Frog: Sendoh
Bug: Aida
Leaf: Rukawa
Mouse: Fujima (ahhh whatever)
Mole: Maki
Bird: Mitsui
Assassin: Kiyota
Fairy prince: Sakuragi
Toad: Akagi
SD cast: sighzzzz
Stay tuned to PART 2—It's about time!