A co-production by LENG and V.C.
100% certified non-yaoi + non-yuri
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Part 1: Handing out the roles
LENG: Ok, so all of you are gathered here to star in another of our co-productions…
Sakuragi: How come that evil sister of yours isn't here?
LENG: SAKURAGI!!! How dare you insult people like that!
Sakuragi: Erm…
LENG: She's not the only one who's evil! Both of us are evil!
Sakuragi: //sweatdrop// Gomen Nasai…
LENG: And don't you forget it! Now, everyone, I shall lead you around the set.
LENG shows them the house, and then the palace. Finally, they come to a strange-looking brown thingy.
LENG: Now THIS… is the staircase.
Kiyota: They look more like a heap of cardboard boxes.
LENG: Because they ARE a heap of cardboard boxes. Glued together like a staircase. Anyway, we were low on budget so we went around collecting them from shops that didn't need them anymore.
Kiyota: So I guess it should be steady, right?
Kiyota leans on the Cardboard Box Staircase. The Cardboard Box Staircase immediately comes crashing down on him.
LENG: Unfortunately, no.
The cardboard boxes fall onto Kiyota. He stumbles backwards. His leg pulls a on a cord and something snaps, followed by an angry yell coming from a room. A very angry-looking V.C. comes out of the room.
V.C.: ARRRRRGHH! Who disconnected the modem?
Everyone else points to the half-buried Kiyota. V.C. glares at him. Kiyota gulps.
V.C.: //points to typewriter// LENG, can I borrow that?
LENG: Uh… ok…
V.C. types furiously, and the cardboard boxes are gone off Kiyota. What remains of the messy scene is a bunch of female monkeys glomping Kiyota.
LENG: Don't look now; I think he's enjoying himself.
V.C.: They'll disappear in a matter of five minutes.
At that moment, a girl comes up.
Ayako: Who are you? You don't seem to be an original SD character.
Girl: I'm Kazuko. I'm an imaginary character V.C. created for this sole purpose. I'm a stunt double.
Ayako: I thought stunt doubles were supposed to be of the same built.
LENG: AS I WAS SAYING… we are low on budget so we just got V.C.'s imaginary character to help us out. She'll have to do it for free anyway.
Kazuko: Created characters lead very sad lives. *sniff*
V.C.: Shall I read out the cast now?
Cinderella Cast
Cinderella- Haruko
Stepmother- Ru
Stepsister 1- Ka
Stepsister 2- Wa
Fairy Godmother- Fujima Kenji (He has very feminine features)
Prince- Sakuragi (understudy- Rukawa)
Pumpkin: Akagi
Horses: Maki, Kiyota, Jin, Hanagata, Sendoh, Uozumi, Koshino, Fukuda (Don't ask why they own so many horses)
Coachman (Dog): Mitsui
Footman (Dog): Ryota
Shoe-carrier: Kogure
Queen: Ayako
Ru: I know the three of us don't like to act the bad guy roles, but we'll do it because Rukawa-kun's in this production!
Ka & Wa: Yeah! Yeah! All and anything for Rukawa-kun!
M&M: Why do we have to be dogs?
LENG: Quiet! On with the play!
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