SLAM DUNK VS BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR AND CO.
A '3-on-3'-basketball match
Team members:
SD-
Rukawa
Sendoh
Mitsui
Barney and Co.-
Barney
Baby Bop
TJ
Referee-
Anonymous
Spectators-
LENG
V.C.
Other SD characters
Barney's fan club
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The Battle Begins…At the court…
Referee: And remember, this is a friendly match!
Barney Fan Club: FRIENDLY! YEAH, BARNEY! YEAH!
LENG: What a bunch of wimpy do'ahos.
V.C.: LENG, that's Rukawa's line!
LENG: Who cares?
ZZZZZZING! CRASH!
LENG retrieves the dagger that missed her head by 2½ inches.
LENG: Fine! Fine! I take that back already!
RU, KA & WA: YOU'D BETTER!!
LENG: *sigh* I hate my life…
V.C.: //sweat-drop// Right, *ahem*, time to watch the "friendly" match, ne?
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Sendoh faces off with Barney.
Meanwhile…Barney Fan Club: BARNEY! BARNEY! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH, BARNEY!
Rukawa Brigade: RUKAWA! RUKAWA! L O V E RUKAWA!
V.C.: Somebody....make them shut up already!
LENG types furiously, promptly depositing 1000 kg of deflated basketballs on the forever loyal and screaming cheerleaders.
Gomen, where we were before…Sendoh: May the best players win, Purple Dinosaur-san!
Barney: How nice of you to say that! And remember…
Sendoh: Hai?
Barney grabs Sendoh and squeezes him in a deadly hug.
Barney: I LOVE YOU!
Sendoh://turns several shades paler// *Gasp* Ta...su...ke...te!
Mitsui: Disaster! Sendoh's gonna suffocate! We've gotta do something, Rukawa!
Rukawa: We?
Mitsui: He's on our side! Besides, I can't pry them apart by myself!
Rukawa: Fine...Do'aho....
Mitsui and Rukawa walk over. Rukawa grabs one of Barney's arms, Mitsui grabs the other, and both of them struggle to loosen the purple dinosaur's grip on the 'near-death' Sendoh.
Mitsui: Damn! How come this stupid stuffed freak is so strong?!
T.J.: Don't insult our lovable leader!
Baby Bop: Big Brother's right! He's only expressing the true meaning of LOVE!
Mitsui://sweat-drop// never mind…LET GO OF SENDOH, WILL YOU?!
Barney: Why? You want me to hug you to express LOVE for you too?
Mitsui: oh no…
Mitsui lets go of Barney and runs like hell. Barney drops Sendoh and chases after him.
Rukawa: //drags Sendoh to the sidelines// Do'aho Mitsui...
V.C.: //Major sweat-drop// Y'know, I think this is the perfect time to call for a time-out.
LENG: //Equally major sweat-drop// I couldn't agree with you more…
Will Sendoh be able to make a comeback?
Who will triumph?
Stay tuned for the showdown in the second half!
Typewriter-sama saves the day!