I Have Something To Tell You

A/N: This is going to be different things that Dumbledore might tell Harry in the 5th Harry Potter Book. Some may be funny, or ment to be funny. Anyway, enjoy.

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"I have something to tell you Harry, please, sit down! I should have told you this 5 years ago."

Harry slowly sat down in the chair across from his headmaster.

"Harry, Sirius Black is your godfather!"

Harry looked confused. "I...I know sir!"

"Well, I've just wanted to tell you this as I've been preparing this for 5 years!"

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A/N: Ideas needed for the next ones! Thanks!