I Have Something To Tell You

Chapter 8: And that makes us???

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Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses.

"It is time," he said, "for me to tell you what I should have told you five years ago, Harry. Please, sit down!"

Harry sat down and looked into Dumbledore's twinkling eyes.

"Harry, I am your Grandfather..."

"Wow, really sir? That is so so so cool! We could..."

"No Harry, you didn't let me finish! I am your Grandfather's brother's uncle's twice removed son's daughter's aunty's friend's former roommate!"

"Oh, right, well, what does that make us?"

"Nothing Harry, which is what you're going to be when Voldemort returns! Man he's strong!"

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A/N: Well? What do you think?