I Have Something To Tell You

Chapter 10: Sisters!!!

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Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses.

"It is time," he said, "for me to tell you what I should have told you five years ago, Harry. Please, sit down!"

Harry wondered what Dumbledore was about to tell him as he sat down in the chair.

"Harry I am your cousin's aunt's uncle's brother's cousin twice removed's father. This means we're sisters!"

"Um, Dumbledore..."

"Yes Harry?"

"You mean brothers, right?"

"No, Harry, we're sisters! You know, we're girls...."

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A/N: Anybody see the HP Parady on Comic Relief? "The Chamber Pot has been Emptied"