I Have Something To Tell You
Chapter 11: NSYNC
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Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses.
"It is time," he said, "for me to tell you what I should have told you five years ago, Harry. Please, sit down!"
Harry looked around the office, which hadn't changed. Still the same pictures of the same headmasters/headmistress. He slowly sat himslef down in the chair.
"Harry, Voldemort wants to humiliate you by making you do the macareana in a grass skirt and coconuts while singing along to NSYNC."
Harry stared at him in disbelief. "You...You're joking, right?"
"No Harry, I'm afraid not."
Harry looked very frightened indeed, he hated NSYNC. "But...But sir! Can't he just...just HURT me?"
"He seems to think this will be better."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A/N: Sorry all you NSYNC fans, I had to do this, it seemed quite funny :P
Chapter 11: NSYNC
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Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses.
"It is time," he said, "for me to tell you what I should have told you five years ago, Harry. Please, sit down!"
Harry looked around the office, which hadn't changed. Still the same pictures of the same headmasters/headmistress. He slowly sat himslef down in the chair.
"Harry, Voldemort wants to humiliate you by making you do the macareana in a grass skirt and coconuts while singing along to NSYNC."
Harry stared at him in disbelief. "You...You're joking, right?"
"No Harry, I'm afraid not."
Harry looked very frightened indeed, he hated NSYNC. "But...But sir! Can't he just...just HURT me?"
"He seems to think this will be better."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A/N: Sorry all you NSYNC fans, I had to do this, it seemed quite funny :P