Revived
By: Moley
Disclaimer: Horses eat hay, monkeys throw poo,
I don't own DBZ, but please do not sue.
Part 2
"Hello everyone. We are standing here live with one of the witnesses to the extraordinary event that took place today," said a typical female reporter with a typical female reporter voice, wearing typical female reporter clothes. "Now sir, can you please relate exactly what you saw to the people at home?" She asked giving one of her biggest typical female reporter smiles.
The short fat farmer(who remarkably resembled the farmer Raditz killed so many years back)answered with, "Wal, ah was feedin' mah chickens when all of th' sudden a giant green lizzard appeared in th' sky. He was huge, at least 10 miles long, no he was 200 miles long. Yeah thass it. Then he blew fire fum his mouth."
"T-thank you, for that incredible, yet exaggerated story," said the reporter, trying her hardest to take the mic from the farmer and keep the smile on her face all at the same time.
"But, ah ain't finished mah sto'y yet," the farmer replied struggling for control over the mic.
"But sir-" The reporter was now talking through her still smiling teeth. The two continued to fight back and forth. The reporter finally managed to say,"It's time for a break. We'll have more after these words from our sponsors."
The camera man stopped rolling and shut off his camera. When the reporter saw this she bonked the farmer over the head with a large mallet, that she had pulled out of that great sub-space pocket all women in anime seem to possess. After recovering her mic, she went in search of a new story.
*****
Raditz materialized out of the middle of thin air. He looked shocked and a little on the angry side. He looked even more shocked and angry when he Gokou popped out in front of him and said, "Hello!!!" in his most annoying, cheerful voice.
"Kakarot!!?" Raditz looks confused.
Gokou stares smiling at Raditz.
"Where the HFIL am I?" Raditz asked. He knew that he had spent the time since the green guy had killed him in HFIL. He had been fairly happy there, since there had been no Kakarot. Now he was somewhere else-somewhere worse than HFIL (mainly because Kakarot was here).
"Earth," Gokou replied merrily.
"What is you second wish?" Shenron broke into the conversation.
The siblings looked up at the dragon, Raditz looking surprised in Gokou looking angry. "Be patient, Mr. Impatient-pants."
Raditz is still staring in disbelief. "I'm not wearing pants!!!" growled Shenron.
"Boy, and they call me stupid," stated Gokou.
Raditz was still staring at the Eternal Dragon, "Exactly what am I doing here?"
"I wished you back of course."
*****
Yamcha could now see two figures in the distance. He already knew by the ki that at least one of the figures was Gokou. That meant that either Gokou had wished someone back or that he was cloning himself. However, he wasn't sure why anyone would want two Gokous. Yamcha continued flying toward the figures,although he wasn't sure why.
*****
"Why would you do that?" Raditz asked, hoping for a semi-intelligent answer.
"I was bored," offered Gukou. At this point Raditz face faulted.
"So you just wish back your worst enemies when you get bored?" Raditz asked pulling himself back up.
"Of course not, only the really weak enemies."
"What!!! You had to kill yourself to defeat me!! How can I be weak!?" this was the first time Raditz had taken his eyes of the dragon.
"Well-" Gokou was trying to find a gentle way to say this,"You're just not as strong anymore, at least not compared to us."
"If you do not tell me what your second wish is, I'm going to go sleep!!!" growled the Eternal Dragon.
"Oh right, let's see- Hey can you make my brother good?"
"That is not in within my powers."
"Hey! Exactly what is that supposed to mean?" screamed Raditz, who was now very annoyed.
The other two ignored the newly revived Saiyan and continued in their conversation. "Well, can you at least give him a better haircut?"
"The entire universe does not contain enough power for that wish!!"
Alright that was the last straw, Raditz was officially angry. "What is wrong with my haircut!!??" Raditz screamed- I mean asked and again he was ignored.
"Well, what wish can you grant?"
"I have a nice pair of pink toe socks here, if you want them. I bought them the other day to keep my toes warm, only they won't fit over my claws," replied Shenron holding up a rather large pair of bright pink socks.
"No-I don't thinks so. But I am hungry. How about a life supply of rice?"
"A life supply for you or a normal Earthling?"
"For me."
"That is not within my powers."
"Alright, then the other."
"Your wish has been granted."
*****
Yamcha was now close enough to see that it was indeed Gokou standing in the desert. He wasn't sure who the other guy was, but he needed some pants. He was just about to come into shouting distance when a whole lot of rice fell from the heavens and crushed him to the earth.
*****
"Yeppie, chow time!!" Gokou yelled pulling eating utensils out of thin air. He ran toward the large heap of rice. "Wait a second..." he started turning around toward Raditz. "Before we eat you must promise to become good."
This took Raditz somewhat by surprise, but he thought the best thing to do would be to go along with his idiot brother. If he got in good with Kakarot it would be easier to destroy the Earth later. "Sure thing,brother," replied Raditz, crossing his fingers behind his back.
"Good!! Let's eat!!!" said Gokou as he began digging into the large pile of rice.
To be continued...
By: Moley
Disclaimer: Horses eat hay, monkeys throw poo,
I don't own DBZ, but please do not sue.
Part 2
"Hello everyone. We are standing here live with one of the witnesses to the extraordinary event that took place today," said a typical female reporter with a typical female reporter voice, wearing typical female reporter clothes. "Now sir, can you please relate exactly what you saw to the people at home?" She asked giving one of her biggest typical female reporter smiles.
The short fat farmer(who remarkably resembled the farmer Raditz killed so many years back)answered with, "Wal, ah was feedin' mah chickens when all of th' sudden a giant green lizzard appeared in th' sky. He was huge, at least 10 miles long, no he was 200 miles long. Yeah thass it. Then he blew fire fum his mouth."
"T-thank you, for that incredible, yet exaggerated story," said the reporter, trying her hardest to take the mic from the farmer and keep the smile on her face all at the same time.
"But, ah ain't finished mah sto'y yet," the farmer replied struggling for control over the mic.
"But sir-" The reporter was now talking through her still smiling teeth. The two continued to fight back and forth. The reporter finally managed to say,"It's time for a break. We'll have more after these words from our sponsors."
The camera man stopped rolling and shut off his camera. When the reporter saw this she bonked the farmer over the head with a large mallet, that she had pulled out of that great sub-space pocket all women in anime seem to possess. After recovering her mic, she went in search of a new story.
*****
Raditz materialized out of the middle of thin air. He looked shocked and a little on the angry side. He looked even more shocked and angry when he Gokou popped out in front of him and said, "Hello!!!" in his most annoying, cheerful voice.
"Kakarot!!?" Raditz looks confused.
Gokou stares smiling at Raditz.
"Where the HFIL am I?" Raditz asked. He knew that he had spent the time since the green guy had killed him in HFIL. He had been fairly happy there, since there had been no Kakarot. Now he was somewhere else-somewhere worse than HFIL (mainly because Kakarot was here).
"Earth," Gokou replied merrily.
"What is you second wish?" Shenron broke into the conversation.
The siblings looked up at the dragon, Raditz looking surprised in Gokou looking angry. "Be patient, Mr. Impatient-pants."
Raditz is still staring in disbelief. "I'm not wearing pants!!!" growled Shenron.
"Boy, and they call me stupid," stated Gokou.
Raditz was still staring at the Eternal Dragon, "Exactly what am I doing here?"
"I wished you back of course."
*****
Yamcha could now see two figures in the distance. He already knew by the ki that at least one of the figures was Gokou. That meant that either Gokou had wished someone back or that he was cloning himself. However, he wasn't sure why anyone would want two Gokous. Yamcha continued flying toward the figures,although he wasn't sure why.
*****
"Why would you do that?" Raditz asked, hoping for a semi-intelligent answer.
"I was bored," offered Gukou. At this point Raditz face faulted.
"So you just wish back your worst enemies when you get bored?" Raditz asked pulling himself back up.
"Of course not, only the really weak enemies."
"What!!! You had to kill yourself to defeat me!! How can I be weak!?" this was the first time Raditz had taken his eyes of the dragon.
"Well-" Gokou was trying to find a gentle way to say this,"You're just not as strong anymore, at least not compared to us."
"If you do not tell me what your second wish is, I'm going to go sleep!!!" growled the Eternal Dragon.
"Oh right, let's see- Hey can you make my brother good?"
"That is not in within my powers."
"Hey! Exactly what is that supposed to mean?" screamed Raditz, who was now very annoyed.
The other two ignored the newly revived Saiyan and continued in their conversation. "Well, can you at least give him a better haircut?"
"The entire universe does not contain enough power for that wish!!"
Alright that was the last straw, Raditz was officially angry. "What is wrong with my haircut!!??" Raditz screamed- I mean asked and again he was ignored.
"Well, what wish can you grant?"
"I have a nice pair of pink toe socks here, if you want them. I bought them the other day to keep my toes warm, only they won't fit over my claws," replied Shenron holding up a rather large pair of bright pink socks.
"No-I don't thinks so. But I am hungry. How about a life supply of rice?"
"A life supply for you or a normal Earthling?"
"For me."
"That is not within my powers."
"Alright, then the other."
"Your wish has been granted."
*****
Yamcha was now close enough to see that it was indeed Gokou standing in the desert. He wasn't sure who the other guy was, but he needed some pants. He was just about to come into shouting distance when a whole lot of rice fell from the heavens and crushed him to the earth.
*****
"Yeppie, chow time!!" Gokou yelled pulling eating utensils out of thin air. He ran toward the large heap of rice. "Wait a second..." he started turning around toward Raditz. "Before we eat you must promise to become good."
This took Raditz somewhat by surprise, but he thought the best thing to do would be to go along with his idiot brother. If he got in good with Kakarot it would be easier to destroy the Earth later. "Sure thing,brother," replied Raditz, crossing his fingers behind his back.
"Good!! Let's eat!!!" said Gokou as he began digging into the large pile of rice.
To be continued...